"i can repair things by just bangin' my hammer on them ! ( do you know what i mean ? ;) )" "i must woohoo with all townie so i can complete my aspiration" "i take angry poops in my girlfriend's parent private bathroom because i'm actually my girlfriend's husband long ago...."
*screams to the top of my lungs* Mom and Dad: What's wrong!? Me: My sim didn't have triplets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: *faints* Mom and Dad: Ughhhhhh! Not again
I killed off my neighbor not only because she was annoying but because I wanted to have a ghost family Member like everyone else. Then I released her because she was stillannoying
I woohoed my husband to death. When death came for him, I tried to woohoo him as well but it wouldn't let me.
can you make sword in box light sword so sword come out when opened? then if sword is back after sword, use light saber on box, and saber will boxed after sword is out.
Ugh! I have to drown the adopted kid in the pool because they have a bad personality. Hopefully the next one will be better.
I'm going to their house so that I can steal their expensive car.
then...
What the heck? I stole three lamps!
then...
Now I have to wait another day before I'm allowed steal again.
Malcolm Landgraab kept breaking my kid's dollhouse so I yell out "Oh my God! That jerk is never allowed back in my house again! I don't care if he is her real father." And my boyfriend, who I have a daughter with, asks "Who?!"
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Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
"i can repair things by just bangin' my hammer on them ! ( do you know what i mean ? ;) )"
"i must woohoo with all townie so i can complete my aspiration"
"i take angry poops in my girlfriend's parent private bathroom because i'm actually my girlfriend's husband long ago...."
"I want witches so i can light random people on fire"
I text this to my sister yesterday.lol
Origin ID: BadArkane
Don't we say that in real life too?
Mom and Dad: What's wrong!?
Me: My sim didn't have triplets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *faints*
Mom and Dad: Ughhhhhh! Not again
Everyone: *whispering in the background*
Everyone: LETS KILL HER!
I don't have enough money to buy a TV, don't worry I'll just use the motherlode.
I'm going to their house so that I can steal their expensive car.
then...
What the heck? I stole three lamps!
then...
Now I have to wait another day before I'm allowed steal again.
Origin ID: BadArkane
Whoop, that could have turned out bad. HAHA