Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos. «1…35363738394041...Next Go

BabySquare

Go up to someone you don't know, get really close to them and once the silence begins to get weird: "cheats are enabled."

justdancerebecca

"you suck at cooking and always start fires, so the next time you do, i'm going to watch you burn

...and i'll enjoy it"

lovleady5

"I made some cereal this morning and our oven caught fire! What a shame!"

"This 🤔🤔🤔🤔 plate, I can't step over it or pick it up. It's in the way!"

SamanthaMonacoParks

You need to find some one with plasma that tastes amazing or it is not worth trying to feed off them.

TheDismalSimmer

A few friends and I occasionally communicate basic phrases in Simlish.

Are sometimes seen as complete psychos.

No regrets.

snarkles

"I just found out I'm pregnant! The baby's due in three days."

Mellow

" I cheated my husband with a ghost"

wolfkomoki1

The neighbor was being annoying so I locked him in the basement.

WhatCobblers

"For goodness' sake, that's the second time she's died this month!"

Bo_Dummy

Anything in Simlish

Kelvin

Last time I tried to starve them a social worker showed up; I burnt that worker into ashes for disrupting my experiment.

QueenEbony1113

"I hate ugly townies, but sometimes I need more of them because I keep running out of possible victims."
"Ugh my bloodbags keep escaping from my basement! No, come back here, you're my food!"

(I'm no Jim Pickens though!)

niallsbrownies

I finally have 100 kids!

Nikkei_Simmer

You know, whenever I get 🤔🤔🤔🤔 off at them, I just nuke Sunset Valley...or if that doesn't work...just totally annihilate them.



Hillary: "Did someone call Homeland Security on that guy? He's completely nuts."

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"Look, if you want to remove that stuck car in the middle of the street, you need to use a det pack. I mean, there's no tow trucks, really..."

bligblagblugblog

"The people I lock up in the special room in my house have better living arrangements than I do. At least I don't have to travel for food."

SweetieWright_84

"I killed a random townie so my sim could talk to the Grim Reaper about grilled cheese."

True story that happened a few weeks ago.

MineBloxKy

"I'm dating the grim reaper"

WhatCobblers

"I've looked at over a hundred men now and still can't find a suitable mate."

MyriadSims

"I murdered my husband and married his dad yesterday."

LilyLulu

He delivered my pizza yesterday and this morning we got married.

DreamPrincess

I turned someone into an inanimate object. No reason, just felt like doing it.

KleineMuff

I married him in the bathroom.

DreamPrincess

I witnessed someone die because they were so angry, their heart exploded. Maybe I shouldn't have insulted them.