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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.



  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,869 Member
    Go up to someone you don't know, get really close to them and once the silence begins to get weird: "cheats are enabled."
    Gallery ID: babysquare
  • justdancerebeccajustdancerebecca Posts: 1,319 Member
    "you suck at cooking and always start fires, so the next time you do, i'm going to watch you burn

    ...and i'll enjoy it"
  • lovleady5lovleady5 Posts: 56 Member
    "I made some cereal this morning and our oven caught fire! What a shame!"

    "This 🎃🎃🎃🎃 plate, I can't step over it or pick it up. It's in the way!"
  • SamanthaMonacoParksSamanthaMonacoParks Posts: 14 New Member
    You need to find some one with plasma that tastes amazing or it is not worth trying to feed off them.
  • TheDismalSimmerTheDismalSimmer Posts: 656 Member
    A few friends and I occasionally communicate basic phrases in Simlish.

    Are sometimes seen as complete psychos.

    No regrets.
  • snarklessnarkles Posts: 244 Member
    "I just found out I'm pregnant! The baby's due in three days."
  • MellowMellow Posts: 138 Member
    " I cheated my husband with a ghost"
    My youtube channel with all my Sim paintings and CAS , speed builds HERE!
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,013 Member
    The neighbor was being annoying so I locked him in the basement.
  • WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 1,591 Member
    "For goodness' sake, that's the second time she's died this month!"
    Origin ID: WhatCobblers
  • Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,240 Member
    Anything in Simlish
  • KelvinKelvin Posts: 6,841 Member
    Last time I tried to starve them a social worker showed up; I burnt that worker into ashes for disrupting my experiment.
    Why have I never given a hat to my male simmies until now ._.
  • QueenEbony1113QueenEbony1113 Posts: 380 Member
    "I hate ugly townies, but sometimes I need more of them because I keep running out of possible victims."
    "Ugh my bloodbags keep escaping from my basement! No, come back here, you're my food!"

    (I'm no Jim Pickens though!)
    My real name isn't actually Ebony!
    Mainly a Fandom Simmer!
    I'd totally make Sims videos of the characters in my game but I don't know what to call my channel!
    Twitter: FrerardChild
  • niallsbrowniesniallsbrownies Posts: 32 Member
    I finally have 100 kids!
  • Nikkei_SimmerNikkei_Simmer Posts: 8,232 Member
    edited April 2
    You know, whenever I get 🎃🎃🎃🎃 off at them, I just nuke Sunset Valley...or if that doesn't work...just totally annihilate them.

    Hillary: "Did someone call Homeland Security on that guy? He's completely nuts."

    "Look, if you want to remove that stuck car in the middle of the street, you need to use a det pack. I mean, there's no tow trucks, really..."
    Nikkei_Simmer's Sims 3 Blog - For more Sims 3 stories...

    "The only conceivable use for a vampire is as a sharpened stick tester." ~ Haruo Chikamori, werewolf
  • bligblagblugblogbligblagblugblog Posts: 16 New Member
    "The people I lock up in the special room in my house have better living arrangements than I do. At least I don't have to travel for food."
  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 2,041 Member
    "I killed a random townie so my sim could talk to the Grim Reaper about grilled cheese."

    True story that happened a few weeks ago.
    Gallery ID: SweetieWright_84
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  • MineBloxKyMineBloxKy Posts: 18 Member
    "I'm dating the grim reaper"
  • WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 1,591 Member
    edited September 10
    "I've looked at over a hundred men now and still can't find a suitable mate."
    Origin ID: WhatCobblers
  • MyriadSimsMyriadSims Posts: 1,019 Member
    "I murdered my husband and married his dad yesterday."
  • LilyLuluLilyLulu Posts: 27 Member
    He delivered my pizza yesterday and this morning we got married.
    Autumn, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!

  • ChuChuExpressChuChuExpress Posts: 1,906 Member
    I turned someone into an inanimate object. No reason, just felt like doing it.
    Sims 4 Family: Benjamin, Wendy, Chloe, Shine, Tiffany, Princess Roddy, Sophia and Hamish Furystrykar. Princess Roddy is my avatar, and he's a boy!
    Let those smiles spread!
  • KleineMuffKleineMuff Posts: 12,276 Member
    I married him in the bathroom.
    Please call me Caro :)
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  • ChuChuExpressChuChuExpress Posts: 1,906 Member
    I witnessed someone die because they were so angry, their heart exploded. Maybe I shouldn't have insulted them.
    Sims 4 Family: Benjamin, Wendy, Chloe, Shine, Tiffany, Princess Roddy, Sophia and Hamish Furystrykar. Princess Roddy is my avatar, and he's a boy!
    Let those smiles spread!
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