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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,262 Member
"I accidentally killed my boyfriend. Hopefully there's a way to get him back."

"The only thing I let my kids eat is cereal. Sometimes I don't even feed them since they get lunch at school."

"Some townies are so weird-looking that I stop whatever I'm doing just to rearrange their face. I feel like I spend more time doing that than actually paying attention to my needs. But maybe 'not seeing ugly people in my town' should be considered a need."

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Comments

  • mvandemvande Posts: 8,587 Member
    edited July 2012
    Funny day, very funny day.

    Um, say something like

    "I'm having a baby!" When you aren't pregnant or anything.

    Ergh! I can't think of anymore.


    *hides in corner to think of more*
  • klmorganklmorgan Posts: 229 Member
    edited July 2012
    Or you know when you're talking about an eggplant. But not the purple vegetable.
  • BuffyspikerBuffyspiker Posts: 2,865 Member
    edited July 2012
    I used my Lifetime Reward points to buy myself an age freeze potion, so now I can stay a young adult forever.
  • RoyalsRoyals Posts: 160 New Member
    edited July 2012
    "I dyed my hair and then got pregnant and the baby had blue hair!"

    Not sure if that made sense, but hopefully you get it. :)
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,262 Member
    edited July 2012
    "I got tired of babies growing up and then finding out they look exactly like their parents. That's just lazy genetics. Now I just delete them at the toddler stage if they aren't unique. Maybe that sounds cruel, but it's not like they have souls."
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  • Gatorade3Gatorade3 Posts: 4,093 Member
    edited July 2012
    I like rolling wishes to have children with my boss.

    Sometimes I go four days without a shower.

    I never brush my teeth.

    If I don't get pregnant the first time, seconds later and I try again I will.

    If there's a housefire, only stuff gets burnt; not the walls.

    Its acceptable to date your cousin.
  • CatrillaCatrilla Posts: 1,708 Member
    edited July 2012
    blunote00 wrote:
    I cheated on my husband with my kids Imaginary Friend and not only am I pregnant but I have a bad rep. :wink:

    how do you even do this? (cause i want to)

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