"Honey, let's go back to university together to get degrees so we can get better jobs to support our family.. Hmm? Oh, our toddler? Nah we can leave him home alone for a couple of weeks. He'll be fine!"
"My first few weddings resulted in pee frequently flooding the floor at critical moments; occasionally one of the guests would suddenly leave with the grim reaper."
"In order to be happy, I have had to buy a portable hopscotch mat, so that I could do successful home visits with a coworker."
"Pillow fights are messy, but no one ever has to clean up after one."
"I realized that there was no way to learn to stir fry without going to China."
"I got so rich by tomb raiding and excavating overseas, that I ended up in a nightmare tax bracket. Then I learned how to get out of paying bills, which temporarily set me back a bit for the collectibles finder."
"Every time I start living in a new neighborhood, I end up scouring every graveyard for a special flower--just in case."
recent games: "I bought a beautiful lot via real estate, and a few days later, when I went to visit it and move in, a stranger I'd never met, was at the postbox in front of the house and had arrived at the same time. I had no idea, but the stranger went into MY house and cooked some nice waffles which I enjoyed. The stranger said we had a lot in common and I suddenly felt attracted to the person (but had no idea why). And then... I got really confused when when I got ready for bed. The stranger told me I was "behaving inappropriately" when I bathed and tried to go sleep to the new bed I had just added to my new house. That's when I realized that the roommate service was activated in my new home."
"I found free real estate on an island and was so surprised. It was a run down resort with terrible food, but it took very little time to make money on my investment by dumpster diving and reselling the stuff I found on the island."
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How did he become a zombie if he is in bed sleeping?
Uranus passed out from lack of sleep into his own puddle of pee.
Stop flirting with the old lady and talking about your rocket and go put out that fire that is across the town. Sheesh.
My kid was born today and became a child within seconds!
Great. I have to demolish an entire room and sell the car to be able to afford to pay the bills and make pancakes.
"Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
"I invited this cute guy to my party and he spent so long watching me play the guitar that he peed himself. I'm still gonna marry him though. I think he'll make pretty babies."
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Hmm? Oh, our toddler? Nah we can leave him home alone for a couple of weeks. He'll be fine!"
Come check out my Sims 4 legacy story! We're on generation one currently.
It's Just Another Story
"In order to be happy, I have had to buy a portable hopscotch mat, so that I could do successful home visits with a coworker."
"Pillow fights are messy, but no one ever has to clean up after one."
"I realized that there was no way to learn to stir fry without going to China."
"I got so rich by tomb raiding and excavating overseas, that I ended up in a nightmare tax bracket. Then I learned how to get out of paying bills, which temporarily set me back a bit for the collectibles finder."
"Every time I start living in a new neighborhood, I end up scouring every graveyard for a special flower--just in case."
recent games:
"I bought a beautiful lot via real estate, and a few days later, when I went to visit it and move in, a stranger I'd never met, was at the postbox in front of the house and had arrived at the same time. I had no idea, but the stranger went into MY house and cooked some nice waffles which I enjoyed. The stranger said we had a lot in common and I suddenly felt attracted to the person (but had no idea why). And then... I got really confused when when I got ready for bed. The stranger told me I was "behaving inappropriately" when I bathed and tried to go sleep to the new bed I had just added to my new house. That's when I realized that the roommate service was activated in my new home."
"I found free real estate on an island and was so surprised. It was a run down resort with terrible food, but it took very little time to make money on my investment by dumpster diving and reselling the stuff I found on the island."
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I forgot to feed my family and now they're all dead..
Wow I just had 4 kids at once!
Luckily she knows im madly obsessed with sims
UrMeatisNeat
"I just slept with my husband's ghost"
"On my wedding day my mother turned into a zombie & started attacking people."
I didn't buy this couch. I just went to the library and took it. Don't worry, it was replaced as soon as I left the area.
My Grandpa's not gone, he's just dead.
My mom just died so we had to hire a maid.
Who knew the future had purple oceans?
Uranus passed out from lack of sleep into his own puddle of pee.
Stop flirting with the old lady and talking about your rocket and go put out that fire that is across the town. Sheesh.
My kid was born today and became a child within seconds!
Great. I have to demolish an entire room and sell the car to be able to afford to pay the bills and make pancakes.
-Oscar Wilde
(What's the worst thing is I've smelled someone that dirty before... And he wasn't homeless.)