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    Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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    • figmentzfigmentz Posts: 504 Member
      Ugh... Why are you taking so long to starve?
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    • sarahzsmylsarahzsmyl Posts: 1,307 Member
      figmentz wrote: »
      Ugh... Why are you taking so long to starve?

      This one goes along with, "JUST DIE ALREADY!!!", lol.
      Origin, Steam, PSN, XBL - FyreFlyeRush

    • TerrylinTerrylin Posts: 4,846 Member
      "The other day the family I was working with made me so mad I killed them all just so I could see their ghosts!"
    • lucasmakitallucasmakital Posts: 1 New Member
      A guy doesnt flirt back to me i kill...
    • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
      "I'm starting to get bored with my new virtual life, So I'm thinking about going back to my old virtual life." :\
    • pumpkinpatch212pumpkinpatch212 Posts: 147 Member
      This guy won't leave, so I'll just build a wall around him and let him starve.

      https://demarcolegacysims3.wordpress.com/
    • justdancerebeccajustdancerebecca Posts: 1,334 Member
      I want to see what happens when my daughter skips class and loses a grade.
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    • pumpkinpatch212pumpkinpatch212 Posts: 147 Member
      I hope the Grim Reaper doesn't come to this birthday party. If he does, that'll be third time someone's died at my party!

      https://demarcolegacysims3.wordpress.com/
    • auntmichelle9auntmichelle9 Posts: 87 Member
      Stop cleaning...you're a genie :)
    • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
      I wonder if I can drown the university mascot
      I want to get rid of Emit and take over the future
      I died from timetravel now my children were taken away by the social worker
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    • Brandon_PehBrandon_Peh Posts: 11 New Member
      I add random sims to my household and kill all of them. B)
    • Brandon_PehBrandon_Peh Posts: 11 New Member
      I add random sims to my household and kill all of them. B)
    • cheesetruckcheesetruck Posts: 2,481 Member
      My Shower broke last night. Luckily I have an Aunt who is a fairy so I had her do her special fairy repair to fix the shower!
    • SnowboundSnowbound Posts: 51 New Member
      "It's 3 o'clock in the morning! Haven't you slept enough, yet?!"
    • SirCumberbatchSirCumberbatch Posts: 377 Member
      "I sold my entire kitchen so I could buy a pool. Worth it!"
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    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 8,189 Member
      Now that I have the Time Remote, I can alter the future so my descendants suffer! MWAHAHAHA!! >:^)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • DimitraGDimitraG Posts: 136 Member
      "I met this cute guy at the park, i flirted with him, he kissed me and then we got married. Three days later i had a baby."
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    • altad1altad1 Posts: 1,091 Member
      On phone with husband, he's at work and boss is in his office.
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      Oh crap an angry ghost is breaking the toilet and shower, if I hadn't already killed her I'd kill her.
      He had speaker phone on (apparently it's less painful when I scream down the phone)
    • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
      One of the best stories ever @altad1!
      For a good laugh try my thread:

      Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
    • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
      "Where did I go wrong?!...My Descendants are environmentalists." :mrgreen::s
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      ..And "If these are my Descendants, then at some point in the future either *I* or my *Wife* are clearly going to cheat." :\
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    • pumpkinpatch212pumpkinpatch212 Posts: 147 Member
      Oh my gosh! My children were so ugly! I blame my husband! Let me just drown them and start over!

      https://demarcolegacysims3.wordpress.com/
    • fan00123fan00123 Posts: 541 Member
      I just have to say that this thread is hilarious!!! and I don't know if anyone has ever said this one yet but,
      "Ugh, I'm old. Let me go drink that young again potion."
      Hello! Origin ID: Fan00123 My Page Thanks to all the lovely & generous simmers on here, I can now say, "I Own the Store! :smiley:"
    • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
      fan00123 wrote: »
      I just have to say that this thread is hilarious!!! and I don't know if anyone has ever said this one yet but, <br />
      "Ugh, I'm old. Let me go drink that young again potion."
      Lol, the 3 essential things to have a long happy (Sim) life, YA Potion, Ambrosia & Death Flowers. :#
    • Bubblez800Bubblez800 Posts: 285 Member
      I have to sell the window so I can afford the pizza
    • unluckykoneko16unluckykoneko16 Posts: 356 Member
      "I got my degree in just three days or less!"
      The Aikans
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      Story at: http://unluckykoneko16.tumblr.com/
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