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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • Bluedragon714Bluedragon714 Posts: 47 Member
    Here three thing I've said while talking about TS3 " I know, I should break up with one of them. But, If I do that.There no way, I could handle the five screaming babies"I'm living in a house with my five children. Two of them, I had with my wife." and lastly: " It's like, they don't trust me. My wife and girlfriend won't leave the room. When the other is around."
  • YazFoxxyYazFoxxy Posts: 1,219 Member
    edited October 2014
    I never left my crib as a baby!

    I went from baby to child!

    I killed the maid.

    Pack up your bags! We are moving to the moon!

    I like that, I killed the maid. You devil you! xD
    Now who's gonna clean your toliet out?
  • Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
    I wanna be an astronaut so i can screw in a spaceship .
  • Kal_T0rakKal_T0rak Posts: 172 Member
    It's ok honey, as long as we don't actually try for baby, you can't get pregnant!
    To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is to believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely.
  • AlbaWaterhouseAlbaWaterhouse Posts: 3,953 Member
    If the baby turns out to be ugly, I always get rid of it later on, I don't want ugly people in my town!
    Origin ID is: AlbaWaterhouse
    All my creations are CC free.
  • haveagreendaysdhaveagreendaysd Posts: 223 Member
    - Welp, looks like she's passed out in a puddle of pee again.

    - Sorry, but your face is too wide for my liking. Lemme squish it real quick.

    - Listen missy, you can talk to your father's ghost AFTER you do your homework, okay? Now where'd you leave that homework book? Oh, there it is, right next to his grave.


    Feel like friending me in the TS4 gallery? Search for "StephyDee" and look for the random goof who talks about machinima and plum knows what else. ;)

    If this worked, you'd be seeing an awesome siggy I made down there *points down*. *sigh* C'est la vie...
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  • dixieangel550dixieangel550 Posts: 779 Member
    simsvip.com/2014/10/10/things-simmers-say-that-should-never-be-said-in-public/

    has everyone seen this thread being talked about?
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  • So_MoneySo_Money Posts: 2,521 Member
    I waved my arm and hopped on the spot like crazy, but nobody wanted to help me ... So I went ahead and ❤️❤️❤️❤️ my pants. Not my fault.
  • Afbmom414Afbmom414 Posts: 1 New Member
    edited October 2014
    Malcolm Landgraab kept breaking my kid's dollhouse so I yell out "Oh my God! That ❤️❤️❤️❤️ is never allowed back in my house again! I don't care if he is her real father." And my boyfriend, who I have a daughter with, asks "Who?!"
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  • luthienrisingluthienrising Posts: 33,519 Member
    All the men in my town look identical now. They all have the exact same eyes and chin!
    FAQ: culling relationship decay
    #freethebabies #TeamToasters #TeamPlayableGnomes #TeamFarms #FarmTeam #BouncyCastle!!
  • TechNoPreMarioTechNoPreMario Posts: 9 New Member
    edited October 2014
    join in the wagon !

    " I have beautiful girlfriend, too bad i must kill her to have sex with her mother ! "
    " I must delete maid to not getting bill "
    "I must inviting headmaster to my home, so my child can join in the private school "
  • natalieglossnataliegloss Posts: 2 New Member
    "Oh my gosh, if I have triplets, two may have to die; that way I can play with their ghosts."
  • NyosimNyosim Posts: 813 Member
    "I love my kids and all, but there's only so many rooms you can cram them in."
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  • babygirlrhodesbabygirlrhodes Posts: 365 Member
    "i think it's about time i impregnate my man now!"
    short, black, & chubby.
  • Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
    Wait , so i drink all the booze at the bar and be totally ok? SWEET!
  • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,267 Member
    All the men in my town look identical now. They all have the exact same eyes and chin!

    @luthienrising - balanced individual by day, serial plastic surgeon by night...
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    "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
    ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
  • sarahzsmylsarahzsmyl Posts: 1,307 Member
    1)Is there a penalty for killing off your elders? It's always been a thorn in my side; they live WAY to long. (On a post to Pinstar for the Legacy Challenge.)

    2) I think I'm gonna make her woohoo with her Stepfather then have her daughter get pregnant by him, too.

    3) I wanted to finish this painting, so my utilities got cut off.

    4) I really want more places to public woohoo.
    Origin, Steam, PSN, XBL - FyreFlyeRush

  • sarahzsmylsarahzsmyl Posts: 1,307 Member
    I killed the gardener by woohooing him to death.
    Origin, Steam, PSN, XBL - FyreFlyeRush

  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 18,156 Member
    edited October 2014
    The kids are fine. I left them with my completely insane wife/ husband.
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited October 2014
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 18,156 Member
    edited October 2014
    brainybee wrote: »

    Now that is awesome. We've been on a roll too, so let's keep me' coming.
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
    The children? oh i let them go the nightclub . They'll be fine on their own im sure
  • vacationgirl2014vacationgirl2014 Posts: 2 New Member
    I bought my guy a ❤️❤️❤️❤️ today. :-)
  • vacationgirl2014vacationgirl2014 Posts: 2 New Member
    Not a plum... Ok here it is reworded.. I bought my guy a new body part today!
  • SimSiren3SimSiren3 Posts: 301 Member
    "I managed to impregnate a homeless woman, but I didn't want to move her in, so I just took the baby."

    True story.
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