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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • KrayzieStrykerKrayzieStryker Posts: 2,621 Member
    Sul Sul...
  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    This thread makes me happy :)
  • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,267 Member
    "My cow plant Miss Belch has eaten 6 people already but she still won't eat that freaking date plumblocker Hobo Pete! What must I do to be rid of that ❤️❤️❤️❤️?!"
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    "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
    ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 18,983 Member
    "I set him on fire, but nothing a nice shower wont fix."
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • JessabiJessabi Posts: 68 Member
    I need to kill this guy, he keeps peeing himself and being mean to the kids!
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  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    Nice one @Jessabi :)
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "I'm at level 10 Athletic, I've been working out everyday for *weeks*..and I still
    get my *Plum* handed to me 4 out of 5 times by little old ladies in a fight." :s
  • KrayzieStrykerKrayzieStryker Posts: 2,621 Member
    Ah i need to add i use the cheat word kaching often even while working xD
    like this *kaching kaching kaching money is flowing*, everytime when i do the accounting for the day.
  • JessabiJessabi Posts: 68 Member
    @brainybee Why thank you! :p

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  • MJ3MJ3 Posts: 32 New Member
    Brainybee….that is the BEST STORY EVER! I have laughed so hard and just when I think I'm over it, I'll start giggling again.

    Sims 3- I can't find the baby. I think I must have put it down in the snow somewhere.

    I thought I found someone to have babies with but she was "insane" AND a "slob". But she's really pretty and I want to see her genes in my kids. So I don't know if I should marry her and change her traits or just make her have my kids and then kill her.
  • Oneice27Oneice27 Posts: 314 Member
    I get so tired of everyone running off when I'm trying to have babies with them, so i just lock them in a building in my backyard. They get food and everything, but they are not allowed to leave until babies have been made!
    Keep calm and sim on friend-os!

    **Icon image is of my character, drawn for my by fellow artist ^^ I always play out him and his gal's story in the sims, going to be exciting to bring it to the sims 4!**
  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited October 2014
    Thanks @MJ3. My life, in general, is pretty hilarious and embarrassing in public.
  • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,267 Member
    brainybee wrote: »
    Thanks @MJ3. My life, in general, is pretty hilarious and embarrassing in public.

    Sounds like we live very similar lives! :D
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    "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
    ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
  • EmmaLeenEmmaLeen Posts: 1,887 Member
    I met my husband two minutes ago, and we're having a baby together! He proposed after I got out of the shower and we got married right by the broken toilet!
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  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    Why do so many big life moments happen next to broken toilets in this game? I swear they programmed our sims to prefer things this way.
  • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,267 Member
    "I mop puddles up from the grass because when I don't, the voices keep popping up in chat bubbles asking me why I haven't done it yet..."
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    "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
    ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    I laughed a little harder than I should at that @Crackseed. I have visions of old ladies mopping their lawns because garden gnomes are judging them :p
  • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,267 Member
    brainybee wrote: »
    I laughed a little harder than I should at that @Crackseed. I have visions of old ladies mopping their lawns because garden gnomes are judging them :p

    That's like my favorite problem Neat Sims have xD Puddles on the grass? CAN'T HAVE IT!

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    "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
    ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
  • constanceconstance Posts: 1,379 Member
    "is you tryna date or nah. you will if i say you will, ❤️❤️❤️❤️. this is MY house."
  • olekebollekeolekebolleke Posts: 156 Member
    My mom knows I play this game, but she can still look at me worried when I say things like: I'm fed up with you simmie, so i'm going to kill you or why won't you just die.
  • ladybreidladybreid Posts: 3,432 Member
    edited October 2014
    Oh My God! How much longer is granny going to live for.. I wish she'd die already so I can have more kids :anguished:
    <meh> I guess I could just go ahead and kill her
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    Saying "not to be rude", then blatently being rude does not excuse rude behavior.
  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    This thread is still cracking me up days later!
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 18,983 Member
    "Check out my selfie with the Grim Reaper."
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,267 Member
    ladybreid wrote: »
    Oh My God! How much longer is granny going to live for.. I wish she'd die already so I can have more kids >:(

    Never letting you watch my grandmother...EVER.
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    "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
    ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
  • ladybreidladybreid Posts: 3,432 Member
    Crackseed wrote: »
    ladybreid wrote: »
    Oh My God! How much longer is granny going to live for.. I wish she'd die already so I can have more kids >:(

    Never letting you watch my grandmother...EVER.

    Hey, Grammy's are safe with me









    you know, until I want more kids that is.



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    Saying "not to be rude", then blatently being rude does not excuse rude behavior.
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