''Everything was going well at the party until Grim Reaper came to take an elderly woman's soul'' ''I really liked the Altos' house so i married their daughter, kicked her parents out of the house, moved into the house with my other three roommates and then divorced and kicked her out too.'' ''I once ordered pizza but no one would go get it so the delivery man got bored, put the box outside the door and left.'' I always say stuff like that to my cousin and she goes like What the hell are you talking about?
Also, i said the following to my brother and he was so puzzled, it was priceless! ''I bought so much stuff and i have got hardly any money left so i will go looking from the telescope hoping to discover a star''
This thread made me laugh so much, i love it! (sorry for bad english :( )
"I was down in the lounge and I lost track if time... my kids were taken away... again! That's the sixth time already!
And another:
And my personal favourite, and my biggest habit when playing the game:
I didn't want my wife to age up to an elder and get ugly, so I put her in a pool, bricked her in and watched her drown. She can never age as a ghost now!
"I contacted the aliens with the satellite dish so they would visit my house and abduct me."
"My daughter became an 8 year old 3 days after she was born."
"My pregnancies last 3/4 days."
"It takes me 2 hours to eat my breakfast in the morning."
One time I said "You can just move your child in with another family if you don't want it!" to my friend. I can't think of anything else, but clever thread idea!
“If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: We all want everything to be okay. We don't even wish so much for fantastic or marvelous or outstanding. We will happily settle for okay, because most of the time, okay is enough.”
― David Levithan
Comments
"Meh, he just peed himself and crumpled up into a lifeless corpse in his own urine. His fault, he should've used the toilet."
''I really liked the Altos' house so i married their daughter, kicked her parents out of the house, moved into the house with my other three roommates and then divorced and kicked her out too.''
''I once ordered pizza but no one would go get it so the delivery man got bored, put the box outside the door and left.''
I always say stuff like that to my cousin and she goes like What the hell are you talking about?
Also, i said the following to my brother and he was so puzzled, it was priceless!
''I bought so much stuff and i have got hardly any money left so i will go looking from the telescope hoping to discover a star''
This thread made me laugh so much, i love it!
(sorry for bad english :( )
My Page - My Studio - My Massive Thank You Thread
All the love as always! x
"Just testing to see if there are any more ways to die"
"I resurrected my friend with a flower, and then chatted with the grim reaper for a bit"
"The grim reaper's so fun at a party"
"Dang it! My husband just died in the middle of the wedding. The grim reaper is such a party pooper!"
― Annabeth Chase
And another:
And my personal favourite, and my biggest habit when playing the game:
I didn't want my wife to age up to an elder and get ugly, so I put her in a pool, bricked her in and watched her drown. She can never age as a ghost now!
"I saw a woman at the park, so I used instant baby and made her have quadruplets!"
"My husband's pregnant with an alien baby."
"What kind of death makes the prettiest ghost?"
"My daughter became an 8 year old 3 days after she was born."
"My pregnancies last 3/4 days."
"It takes me 2 hours to eat my breakfast in the morning."
He's pretty friendly.
I think I might marry him.
"I'll just box her in and burn her up then."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Check out my Showcase Thread!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
― David Levithan