Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.


  • AcrylicInkAcrylicInk Posts: 395 Member
    'They were getting married and the bride turned into a zombie'
  • knazzerknazzer Posts: 3,382 Member
    If you say "The Sims" three times in a mirror Justine Keaton attacks you!
  • 0Chloe0Chloe Posts: 1,922 Member
    "I played chess for five hours and improved my logic skill, so don't panic. I am totally suitable to perform your heart surgery."
  • dorendia122dorendia122 Posts: 6,961 Member
    edited April 2015
    " Dang it, no more space in the house. Guess I'm going to have to kill off grandma"
  • lemonfreshnesslemonfreshness Posts: 147 Member
    "Your friend died? I'm so sorry!"

    "Meh, he just peed himself and crumpled up into a lifeless corpse in his own urine. His fault, he should've used the toilet."
    pithy remark
  • EvaKoukEvaKouk Posts: 340 Member
    ''Everything was going well at the party until Grim Reaper came to take an elderly woman's soul''
    ''I really liked the Altos' house so i married their daughter, kicked her parents out of the house, moved into the house with my other three roommates and then divorced and kicked her out too.''
    ''I once ordered pizza but no one would go get it so the delivery man got bored, put the box outside the door and left.''
    I always say stuff like that to my cousin and she goes like What the hell are you talking about?

    Also, i said the following to my brother and he was so puzzled, it was priceless!
    ''I bought so much stuff and i have got hardly any money left so i will go looking from the telescope hoping to discover a star''

    This thread made me laugh so much, i love it!
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  • Alistair_32Alistair_32 Posts: 1,261 Member
    "I'll just quickly go into CAS and change my clothes."
  • jsimjsim Posts: 52 Member
    "Just going out into my garden for a quick trip up to space"

    "Just testing to see if there are any more ways to die"

    "I resurrected my friend with a flower, and then chatted with the grim reaper for a bit"

    "The grim reaper's so fun at a party"

    "Dang it! My husband just died in the middle of the wedding. The grim reaper is such a party pooper!"
    “You drool when you sleep”
    ― Annabeth Chase
  • auginstineauginstine Posts: 68 Member
    "That's a really cute dog! I want it. No seriously I'm adding it to my household thanks."
  • colton147colton147 Posts: 9,663 Member
    Sometimes when I am angry, I like to take angry poops.
  • CXonor13CXonor13 Posts: 666 Member
    "I was down in the lounge and I lost track if time... my kids were taken away... again! That's the sixth time already!

    And another:

    And my personal favourite, and my biggest habit when playing the game:

    I didn't want my wife to age up to an elder and get ugly, so I put her in a pool, bricked her in and watched her drown. She can never age as a ghost now!
  • whatisit1326YTwhatisit1326YT Posts: 61 Member
    edited April 2015
    The cooks at the fast food places here are more crazy


  • figmentzfigmentz Posts: 504 Member
    I have master controller, so I have a habit of doing this in my game:

    "I saw a woman at the park, so I used instant baby and made her have quadruplets!"
  • Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,243 Member
    That green thing above my head changes color whenever I get mad. True story.
  • gameliagamelia Posts: 703 Member
    edited July 2015
    I can't be bothered with a spouse, so when I need to procreate I go to the bar to find a reasonably good-looking man to bring home for the night.
    --+++ Simming since 2000. All packs. All in! +++--
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    My husband caught me cheating so I killed him.
  • GabbyGirlJGabbyGirlJ Posts: 6,858 Member
    "When I get bored I like forcing people to cheat on their spouses."

    "My husband's pregnant with an alien baby."

    "What kind of death makes the prettiest ghost?"
  • LazerRay3LazerRay3 Posts: 312 Member
    "I sent my highly advanced robot out to the fairgrounds and had him to the dumbest dance in public"
  • CieraSpruillCieraSpruill Posts: 153 Member
    "I contacted the aliens with the satellite dish so they would visit my house and abduct me."
    "My daughter became an 8 year old 3 days after she was born."
    "My pregnancies last 3/4 days."
    "It takes me 2 hours to eat my breakfast in the morning."
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    I was in the hospital and saw a bear.
    He's pretty friendly.
    I think I might marry him.
  • SubmarineSubmarine Posts: 3,424 Member
    "omg, why wont you die already?"
    I won Game of the Year in the 2nd annual Scummies Awards!
    Call me Sub

  • MzB06MzB06 Posts: 1,200 Member
    Well this is a very old thread, but.....

    "I'll just box her in and burn her up then."
  • Sweet_ItalySweet_Italy Posts: 898 Member
    "I killed and brought my sister back to life 3 times in a row before I killed her 1 last time because I cared about her the least"
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  • cefthycefthy Posts: 45 Member
    One time I said "You can just move your child in with another family if you don't want it!" to my friend. I can't think of anything else, but clever thread idea!
    “If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: We all want everything to be okay. We don't even wish so much for fantastic or marvelous or outstanding. We will happily settle for okay, because most of the time, okay is enough.”
    ― David Levithan
  • figmentzfigmentz Posts: 504 Member
    Her deceased husband made her pregnant and the baby was a ghost :D
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