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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • DarkSuperNinjaDarkSuperNinja Posts: 1,204 Member
    "Right, I've just 'seduced' the maid; time to test her durability in this conveniently-placed fiery pit!"

    "Thanks for your car that I stole last night! I was going to sell it, but because I'm nice, I'll send it you back in the post!"
  • Ping YoPing Yo Posts: 1,263 Member
    testingcheatsenabled true, motherlode.


    that'll get ya some stares.
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  • breakingMachinesbreakingMachines Posts: 47 Member
    edited August 2015
    Oh you'll love the story of how I met my husband, he asked me how was the weather, flirted, massaged my back, we kissed in three different ways, and a few hours we got engaged. Then he peed, and I cleaned up the puddle.

    Another free dishwasher? That's the third one this month!

    I became an A-List celebrity from playing the piano all alone in my house, with no one to hear it except me.
  • kaylade5154kaylade5154 Posts: 144 Member
    Ping Yo wrote: »
    testingcheatsenabled true, motherlode.


    that'll get ya some stares.
    or even worse
    stats.set_skill_level major_homestylecooking 10
  • Ping YoPing Yo Posts: 1,263 Member
    Ping Yo wrote: »
    testingcheatsenabled true, motherlode.


    that'll get ya some stares.
    or even worse
    stats.set_skill_level major_homestylecooking 10

    lol.
    ]
  • Ping YoPing Yo Posts: 1,263 Member
    SUL SUL!!!!!!!!!!! SUL SUL!!
    ]
  • ARRenschARRensch Posts: 694 Member
    Don't stand out in the sun for too long. You might catch fire.
    Wearing a gas mask to flex on the coronavirus.
  • Prink34320Prink34320 Posts: 5,078 Member
    I'm feeling angry, time to take an angry poop.

    I remember when I was a Baby then I grew twice the say during my Birthday party, my parents kept me in a Bassinet.

    That glitched out maid keeps stealing my microwaves.
    Live your life to the fullest, don't wait for a miracle to happen, be the miracle to make things happen.
    Sometimes your creativity is limited where you use it most, but you can use those limitations to inspire new forms of creativity you may never have thought of beforehand.
  • CoffeeBeanPopcornCoffeeBeanPopcorn Posts: 1,587 Member
    Bump.

    Honey, I burned the baby while making pancakes again!
    I'm back!
  • JafarfanJafarfan Posts: 8 New Member
    Sims 1: "My girlfriend rejected me every proposal so I casted the "Big Question" spell on her and it worked.
    Sims 2: I want to woohoo with 50 sims before I die
    Sims 3: I got kicked out of a friend's house for using their shower and sleeping in their bed.
    Sims 4: I ate some ice cream and it set me on fire.
  • JafarfanJafarfan Posts: 8 New Member
    The mime keeps stealing my Genie lamp.
    Everytime I go to work somebody dies (seriously, there are deaths in Sims 4 work expansion)
  • FinklebaxterFinklebaxter Posts: 5 New Member
    "My cat just attacked/caught a burglar . I'm glad he learned to hunt ! "
  • HermitgirlHermitgirl Posts: 8,443 Member
    I got a big kick out of setting my house on fire.
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  • FinklebaxterFinklebaxter Posts: 5 New Member
    "I get tired of the having the same last name all of the time , so I change it every couple of weeks. "
  • HermitgirlHermitgirl Posts: 8,443 Member
    He died in a puddle of pee when I rejected his proposal it was hilarious.
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  • NZsimm3rNZsimm3r Posts: 9,265 Member
    "I just woohooed with a ghost. The results were pretty weird."
    I'm a girl who likes to play with boys, what can I say... o:)

    “Instead of putting players in the role of Luke Skywalker, or Frodo Baggins, I'd rather put them in the role of George Lucas.”Will Wright.
  • ARRenschARRensch Posts: 694 Member
    Oh... the ice cream truck's watching the children again.
    Wearing a gas mask to flex on the coronavirus.
  • NOVEMBER_11SARAHNOVEMBER_11SARAH Posts: 767 Member
    I love getting men pregnant from aliens.
    New Zealand!!!
    I have dyslexia so my grammar sucks.
    Sim Story:
    https://smfblog11.wordpress.com/
    Simblr:
    http://thestrangenessofstrangetown.tumblr.com/
  • AnastaciasgemAnastaciasgem Posts: 245 Member
    "Eliza Pancakes was stalking me so I killed her and stole her husband"
    "I'm really annoyed that taking away the pool ladder doesn't kill them anymore"
    "No one in my asylum challenge makes food for me. Next time one of you is on fire I'm not helping"
    "I wish it wasn't so easy to put out fires, why won't any of you die"
    "She got stuck between chairs and I didn't notice and she died of hunger. I don't know how she even got in there"
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    Origin ID: Gemmaisasim
    The Minogue ISBI family tree
  • HermitgirlHermitgirl Posts: 8,443 Member
    I move ugly people in and kill them. I only wanted their money.
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  • br560br560 Posts: 1,836 Member
    Nawhh My cowplant is so cute :D
    Br560.
    Playing the sims since 2012
  • cheesetruckcheesetruck Posts: 2,323 Member
    I'm gonna stand next to the school and wait for the kids to come out and then I'm gonna follow some of them home and murder them in their sleep.
  • PenguinFoopPenguinFoop Posts: 527 Member
    Did you hear about Tom Atoes? He had his world record for the longest time without sleep revoked when the officials learned he'd used the moodlet modifier!
  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,833 Member
    "I had a violin duel with the grim reaper"
    Gallery ID: babysquare
  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,833 Member
    edited April 2016
    GabbyGirlJ wrote: »
    "I don't own a washing machine, so I never have to do my laundry."

    "My dog is blue with stars on his coat."

    "I just made a time machine."

    "The Grim Reaper showed up at the club last night. He stinks at karaoke."

    I always imagined ol'Grimmy would be good at karaoke - he might sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way"
    or burning ring of fire? road to nowhere?
    Gallery ID: babysquare
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