Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.


  • TinySpaceFoxTinySpaceFox Posts: 1,102 Member
    Wib-na chah-ba dawn!
    *said excitedly while jumping up and down on the spot and clapping hands*
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,360 Member
    edited May 2016
    Archivist wrote: »
    "When people overhear you talking about your Sims in public..."

    lol looks like someone remade my original image and then added a whole bunch more: They were definitely able to find more eavesdropping/whispering stock photos than I could.
  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,869 Member
    Gallery ID: babysquare
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    I really wish that they hadn't tied babies permanently to their bassinets. I miss the days when you could carry them around the house.
    I tried to steal my neighbor's tv but they caught me and threw me out of the house.
  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,869 Member
    Boolprop testingcheatsenabled.......true.
    Gallery ID: babysquare
  • MMXMMX Posts: 4,307 Member
    edited May 2016
    "I manipulate people..... literally."
    Post edited by MMX on
  • TinySpaceFoxTinySpaceFox Posts: 1,102 Member
    Mom, Grandma's haunting our tomatoes again...
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    OMG I just grew a money tree! I'm going to be so rich!
  • GabbyGirlJGabbyGirlJ Posts: 6,858 Member
    I really want my husband to get abducted by aliens so that he can get pregnant!
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    Zombies ate my plants...again.
  • MovottiMovotti Posts: 7,774 Member
    I forgot where I put the baby.
  • TadOlsonTadOlson Posts: 11,380 Member
    It looks like the summer of 1663 is getting close and it's time to get out our iPads and study a few skills online.
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    Child services took my baby. How was I supposed to know they're programmed to freeze in the snow?
  • aobaob Posts: 900 Member
    I have said "I really hope he dies soon! He's been alive for wayyyy to long" to my mom in public and I got a few weird looks

    origin id: OneAlmondDotCom
  • DeliciousSpatulaDeliciousSpatula Posts: 52 Member
    "If I turn on the stereo, read a book and eat an apple, maybe I'll have triplets."

    "Starve to death faster, I need to bring you back as a ghost."
  • fuffydevilfuffydevil Posts: 48 Member
    "Oops neglected the baby, aah I'll just delete the social worker"

    "Oh yeah I have seven kids and one on the way, pregnancies shouldn't be 3 days!!"

    "My son went to the prom with his cousin and now they're dating, HOW IDK?!"

    "The babysitter ran off with my kid so I went to her house and got my baby and killed her!"

    OMG realizing what I say to myself and others all the time makes me worry for my mental health!! :D:D
  • BleubellBleubell Posts: 457 Member
    edited October 2016
    I did the dirty with my late husband's spirit and now I'm pregnant with his ghost baby :')
    tumblr: brooklynsims / cc finds blog: brooklynsimscc
    thank you thread
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,360 Member
    edited January 2017
    "Toddlers?!?!?! MY BODY IS READY!!!" - my unfortunate phrasing upon reading the most recent patch notes
    Post edited by Archivist on
  • cheesetruckcheesetruck Posts: 2,480 Member
    The neighbors in my Apartment were constantly being loud and annoying day after day, so I decided to kill them off via food poison.
  • barley57barley57 Posts: 131 Member
    "Just gotta move that plant out of the wall real quick, there we go! Now I can actually get to the toilet!"
    origin id - barley57

    kale is more than a vegetable :o

  • icmnfrshicmnfrsh Posts: 18,737 Member
    She gave birth to twin girls when I was only expecting one baby, so I made one into a boy.
    Don't manhandle the urchin. He's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN! - Xenon the Antiquarian, Dragon Age II

    Race Against the Clock: Can your elder sim turn back the clock before their time runs out?
  • Savage_Patch_KiddSavage_Patch_Kidd Posts: 2,937 Member
    It's hard being immortal.
  • Simtown15Simtown15 Posts: 3,952 Member
    edited January 2017
    I actually said this in public: "I keep trying to kill her, but she just won't die!" and my crush totally understood and we had a discussion about it! Btw the sim is Penny Pizazz, like if you hate her.
  • egirldesignsegirldesigns Posts: 13 New Member
    another cow plant ate my 4th boyfriend
  • Uzone27Uzone27 Posts: 2,808 Member
    A For F (Soy bref) :blush::*
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