January 15 - Is everyone ready for the Friday Highlights? Check them out here.
Welcome to all new Simmers joining us over the holiday season! 🎉 Have fun on the forum and please make sure you check out the forum rules and
the rules about necroposting.
December 22 - It's the time of year again: Join the 12 Days of Simsmas! 🎄

Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.


  • HettulkaHettulka Posts: 6 New Member
    I just let them starve to dead :D Now it's mess there :D
  • br560br560 Posts: 1,836 Member
    The owner of my save didn't let me out of my room until I was almost starving

    The owner of my save was really nice, as it let me and the cowplant share a cake.
    Playing the sims since 2012
  • FloridaSimmerFloridaSimmer Posts: 356 Member
    I got sick of her, So I locked her in the pool with walls!
    Origin: Floridasimmer


  • rosey1579rosey1579 Posts: 6,238 Member
    We watched them make out for fifteen minutes.
  • LazerRay3LazerRay3 Posts: 312 Member
    I just reached level 10 Nerd influence, video game developers are giving me a job offer.
  • DiamondkoolDiamondkool Posts: 4,481 Member
    "My kids got taken away by a social worker". I don't even have kids. :tongue:
    Click on my signature to access my tumblr blog!
  • auginstineauginstine Posts: 68 Member
    *brings home newborn in bassinet* "She won't stop crying and keeps waking me up-time to age her up to a child."
  • justdancerebeccajustdancerebecca Posts: 1,310 Member
    Bob spends all of his time talking through a teddy bear to his kids. He sometimes even neglects his needs to play with the darn thing.
  • KPSimmerKPSimmer Posts: 187 Member
    I built a wall around my pool to drown everyone in it.
  • AspenSimsAspenSims Posts: 603 Member
    edited July 2015
    Just had a full on alien baby even though the husband is human
  • TadOlsonTadOlson Posts: 11,379 Member
    I just deleted the school rabbit hole rug in Winfield.
  • Prink34320Prink34320 Posts: 5,078 Member
    edited July 2015
    "Don't you just hate it when people wait outside your door for a whole day?"

    "It's funny when you're Angry and you get to take Angry Poops"

    "They never die except for Old Age. Unless I make a room and force them to set fire to it or drown in the pool."

    "My little Baby that was born only 3 days ago after getting pregnant 6 days ago, is now becoming an 8 year old Child."

    "Social Services took my Children for getting an F in School."

    "Look at my wide collection of Gnomes and Llamas."

    "It only takes a day to find someone, become best friends with them, move in with them and marry them."

    "I hope they fix the Maid glitch, they keep stealing my coffee makers."

    "When a townie looks old, I like to age them down or reshape their face and body in CAS."

    "It's pretty funny when a car runs over a townie but they just keep walking like nothing happened."

    "I lost my Baby, I think one of the family members lost it in the snow."

    "Looks like Grim Reaper is doing good work, time to give him a promotion."
    Live your life to the fullest, don't wait for a miracle to happen, be the miracle to make things happen.
    Sometimes your creativity is limited where you use it most, but you can use those limitations to inspire new forms of creativity you may never have thought of beforehand.
  • ARRenschARRensch Posts: 694 Member
    I found this garden gnome in a garbage can. It keeps teleporting around the house.
    Wearing a gas mask to flex on the coronavirus.
  • gameliagamelia Posts: 690 Member
    My hobby is cross-breeding frogs.
  • ARRenschARRensch Posts: 694 Member
    I went to this rich guy's house and detonated his couch.
    Wearing a gas mask to flex on the coronavirus.
  • Prink34320Prink34320 Posts: 5,078 Member
    Sorry I can't get to you, there's a cup in my way.
    Live your life to the fullest, don't wait for a miracle to happen, be the miracle to make things happen.
    Sometimes your creativity is limited where you use it most, but you can use those limitations to inspire new forms of creativity you may never have thought of beforehand.
  • ZhivankarstZhivankarst Posts: 743 Member
    Sims 4:

    Before washing this dish, I must do the following:
    • Stand up with the dish in my hand.
    • Place the dish back on the counter.
    • Forget what I was doing and just stand there.
    • Pick up the dish again, usually ignoring if there are other dishes and glasses around as well to clean.
    • Walk in a circle, phasing into and out of the island counter.
    • Head to the sink, as dishwashers here seem to be illegal and banned.
    • Wash the one dish in the sink, which even though it has had all available upgrades, has a high chance of breaking and spewing water all over the floor.
    • Have nervous breakdown if you are a clean sim, even though you were just cleaning, you've now created even more mess.
    • Try to repair the sink, not too hard but rather time consuming.
    • Now definitely have a breakdown if you are a clean sim, as there is now a pile of trash on the floor in addition to the puddle(s) of water on the floor.
    • Oh well, that dish is cleaned.
    • Now to clean up all the other dishes on the lot, repeating the above process.
    • Alternative method: Magic hand appears out of nowhere and drags the dish to the sink or garbage receptacle, never to bee seen again. Odd that I never run out of dishes, isn't it?
  • JessicaSimstonJessicaSimston Posts: 2,519 Member
    "I got pregnant yesterday. The baby is due tomorrow."
  • auginstineauginstine Posts: 68 Member
    "I was moving to another house and I put my baby in the family inventory."
  • FloridaSimmerFloridaSimmer Posts: 356 Member
    "I am too lazy to clean the Toilet"
    Origin: Floridasimmer


  • ARRenschARRensch Posts: 694 Member
    edited July 2015
    Three people died and the grim reaper never showed up. It's been a week. I've tried forcing him to show up several times. I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever see him again...
    Wearing a gas mask to flex on the coronavirus.
  • OofkxOofkx Posts: 13 New Member
    I just gave birth to a baby but I forgot him on the sidewalk.

    My mom is only 10 days older than me.
  • emmaningemmaning Posts: 3,407 Member
    "So my sim got preggers,they wandered bac to the hot tub discussing it and watching the reaction.

    My blog: ning's backlog
    Don't forget the forum rules are on the forum- go find 'em!
  • AmberEECAmberEEC Posts: 109 Member
    My husband had a great personality, unfortunately he gave me ugly kids so i trapped them all in the pool to drown
    Origin ID: AmberECC
    Simming since the sims 2

  • LazerRay3LazerRay3 Posts: 312 Member
    I was trying to have a romantic evening with my wife, until an alien abducted me and now I have one growing inside me.
Sign In or Register to comment.
Return to top