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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • TadOlsonTadOlson Posts: 11,379 Member
    I can get pregnant and deliver my baby in 30 days and have a perfectly healthy baby.
    My baby gets to age up into a toddler in 60 days.
    My toddlers become children in 120 days.
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  • Nicwebb82Nicwebb82 Posts: 447 Member
    "My cousin won't stop calling and asking if I would like to go out on a date."

    I married a vampire and we had a son who I know is also a vampire because he bites the necks of his teddy bears."

    "I can't get to the bathroom so I stomp my foot and wave my hand in the air and yell."

    "The maid never cleans my house but flirts with my wife and eats all my food and then says he's done here and takes my money."

    "My bone maid scares my brother and he runs away."
  • Sami-KattSami-Katt Posts: 629 Member
    I just befriended a mermaid :wink:
  • xBob18xBob18 Posts: 7,896 Member
    A man came in my house and took my TV because I didn't pay my bills.
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  • leo3487leo3487 Posts: 3,806 Member
    My girlfriend is my imaginary friend

    do you have an imaginary girlfriend?

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  • crzy_gal_101crzy_gal_101 Posts: 1,856 Member
    My mailbox made friends for me
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  • SnowboundSnowbound Posts: 51 New Member
    edited September 2014
    "Darn it! Great-grandma's ghost has gone through the foundation...again."
  • KesminlixKesminlix Posts: 243 Member
    "If you were truly drowning, you wouldn't be coming out of the water to yell at me right now!"
    "How on Earth am I supposed to give mouth to mouth to a ghost?"
    "Don't mind me, I'm just over here... stealing all your lights. I was aiming for your car though..."
    "Ah yes, let's take our handy-dandy bicycle to the hospital. It's not like we're in labor or anything like that!"
    "I guess I'll just have to force Johnny to grow up, since last time his birthday cake nearly burnt down the house!"
  • MmdrgntobldrgnMmdrgntobldrgn Posts: 6,634 Member
    reminder to self Never read this thread when drinking anything ....... lol ;P
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  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 4,961 Member
    "I'm pregnant with a ghost"
    "I was abducted by aliens last night."
    "I can't even have a garden anymore. Dumb zombies keep eating my plants."
  • leo3487leo3487 Posts: 3,806 Member
    AiHaou wrote: »
    "I'm pregnant with a ghost"

    Well... at news a woman say it

    LOL: my comment at such was: She will have a ghost baby?
  • AmoaraAmoara Posts: 106 Member
    Dante sure makes some pretty babies. I'm so glad he has commitment issues though. I really didn't want to marry a vampire.
  • EnzoA7XEnzoA7X Posts: 92 Member
    My best friend was abducted and dropped off by aliens.
    I was eaten by a cow plant!
    I like how I now possess and levitate my garden chair.
    I just love my maid, those bones......wow.
    EnzoA7X on here, RakeArmageddon in the Gallery :)
  • xBob18xBob18 Posts: 7,896 Member
    I ordered a pizza yesterday for 30$
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  • cheesetruckcheesetruck Posts: 2,299 Member
    "Thanks to me deciding to use a Young Again Potion, my kids are now older than me!"
  • exotickittenexotickitten Posts: 4,113 Member
    My maid walks around in a skimpy outfit flirting with my husband all day. I want to build a shed around her so she starves to death. >^.^<
  • InvaderchickycatInvaderchickycat Posts: 809 Member
    I killed someone and only got one day in jail for it >:)
  • crzy_gal_101crzy_gal_101 Posts: 1,856 Member
    edited September 2014
    A TV magically appeared in my living room. :D
    YAY! My 300th post!
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  • DarkSlayer1331DarkSlayer1331 Posts: 429 Member
    I wouldn't check myself out in the mirror so much, but I really need my happiness points.
  • KesminlixKesminlix Posts: 243 Member
    My neighbor came over to welcome me to the neighborhood and well now he's my husband.
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "I like to visit my neighbor so i can rub his wife's belly. She's not pregnant..She's a Werewolf". :p
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 4,961 Member
    "My neighbors are all zombies. I can't even have a garden anymore because despite the fence they still manage to eat my plants"
    "My daughter just gave birth to a Lycan-Vampire hybrid"
  • crzy_gal_101crzy_gal_101 Posts: 1,856 Member
    edited October 2014
    A large pink bunny talks to me when I'm lonely; don't get me started with the clown. :p
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  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,262 Member
    "I actually stole this family from someone else, but I'm dressing them up so that they look like my old family."
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  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,262 Member
    "I'm excited to kill her parents because I still haven't seen what mourning looks like."
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