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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • EmmaBarbieEmmaBarbie Posts: 5,836 Member
    "I don't like that person. I'll kill them."
    "I think I'll rearrange their face!"
    You're too late.
  • igazorigazor Posts: 18,728 Member
    "Yeah, it was supposed to be my birthday yesterday, but I didn't spin around, there were no sparkles, and I'm still the same age. We think the cake was faulty"

    "We went to France to bring Grandma home, but something went wrong and now there are two of them. It's okay, we just keep the spare one locked up in the attic whenever company comes over."
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  • TadOlsonTadOlson Posts: 11,379 Member
    Its funny how I keep changing into new people every few days in my legacy.
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  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 4,961 Member
    My father is the grim reaper.
  • unluckykoneko16unluckykoneko16 Posts: 356 Member
    People randomly come into my yard, people I don't know, and will slap me in the face or even instigate a fight. The police are never called. If they are, I get fined.
  • matthew1007456matthew1007456 Posts: 6 New Member
    Don't cross me, I will trigger a Age Transition on you.
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Dudes in tattered black robes got a bit old & cliché,
    so I gave most of my Grim Reapers a makeover. :D
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    @unluckykoneko16 ~ Lol, that whole slapping thing happens to me all the time,
    I choose to take it as a compliment for all my good deeds. angel-eyes01_zpscdad128c.gif
  • faythefulfaytheful Posts: 3,111 Member
    (wow 23 + pages, sorry didn't read through them all so if someone else said this all ready pls forgive)
    The cowplant ate my neighbor
  • unluckykoneko16unluckykoneko16 Posts: 356 Member
    I just had vampire twins and my husband was just impregnated by aliens.
  • VRStevensonVRStevenson Posts: 4,396 Member
    There aren't any girls in town for my son to marry, so I made him gay.
  • super_niinsuper_niin Posts: 107 Member
    I wish I could still woohoo with the grim reaper
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Dudes in tattered black robes got a bit old & cliché,
    so I gave most of my Grim Reapers a makeover. :D
    grimeez01_zps39ed6e4b.png
    @unluckykoneko16 ~ Lol, that whole slapping thing happens to me all the time,
    I choose to take it as a compliment for all my good deeds. angel-eyes01_zpscdad128c.gif
    Hmm, apparently according to EA I have made no comments to date. The level these people will
    go to to hide their own Fail is just beyond pathetic. >_<
  • unluckykoneko16unluckykoneko16 Posts: 356 Member
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Dudes in tattered black robes got a bit old & cliché,
    so I gave most of my Grim Reapers a makeover. :D
    grimeez01_zps39ed6e4b.png
    @unluckykoneko16 ~ Lol, that whole slapping thing happens to me all the time,
    I choose to take it as a compliment for all my good deeds. angel-eyes01_zpscdad128c.gif
    Hmm, apparently according to EA I have made no comments to date. The level these people will
    go to to hide their own Fail is just beyond pathetic. >_<


    Wow, yeah it's just ridiculous.

  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    Okay I just figured out that they only deleted every comment that i posted yesterday & this morning. :tired_face:
    The problem is that if "They" keep deleting threads that *may* be a source of embarrassment to them,
    ..Sooner or later there will be no threads left. >_>
  • GabbyGirlJGabbyGirlJ Posts: 6,858 Member
    "I'm going to try to start a fire so that I can flirt with a firefighter. I hear their kids have a chance of turning out fire proof."
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  • AmoaraAmoara Posts: 106 Member
    "I had to use a cheat to get her out of the wall"
  • LunarSimsGamingLunarSimsGaming Posts: 34 Member
    There's a chair in the way and now I'm dead from starvation
    Hmmm I wonder what color my ghost child will be
    My husband's pregnant!
    Why don't I ever get abducted by aliens?
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "The only thing I've eaten in months is Popcorn & Snow-Cones." :#
  • Sami-KattSami-Katt Posts: 629 Member
    bad kitty don't splash around in mommy's puddle of pee!!!
    I went to the future and used a jetpacked and crashed into the ground and died )O(
    at cash register, see low on cash and mutter "motherlode me " lol
  • drgnfly30drgnfly30 Posts: 142 Member
    I made a potion to turn my daughter's imaginary friend real so she could have a date to the prom.
  • twinkieliztwinkieliz Posts: 5 New Member
    "I got invited to my friend's party and decided to bring my baby. Three hours later I realized that I left him on the bathroom floor."

    "Instead of spending time going to the bathroom or eating, I just tap on my mailbox and then I don't have to do anything! There was this one time I went fishing for a whole week straight..."

    "I have 3 pet unicorns and my best friend is a vampire."

    "All you have to do is eat 3 watermelons and you'll have a baby girl!"

    "I don't have a job, I just collect rocks off the side of the road and sell them."

    "My dog accidentally got stuck in the stairs so we had to get rid of her."

    "Oh look, a fire! Instead of running away let's stand around it and panic!"
  • AmoaraAmoara Posts: 106 Member
    My husband's alien abduction was so exciting! When he gives birth, we will keep the little green burrito. I just really hope it's a boy.
  • xBob18xBob18 Posts: 7,896 Member
    My pregnancy only lasted for 3 days.
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  • cully_ccully_c Posts: 655 Member
    I use Sims references to me, like

    "I have a negative moodlet right now"
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