Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.


  • LavenderZayLavenderZay Posts: 710 Member
    "The Grim Reaper would've gotten away with taking my soul, but I gave him a flower so he wouldn't."
  • SirCumberbatchSirCumberbatch Posts: 377 Member
    "I got a bunch of friends by poking my mailbox. It's quite useful."
    "I met all the celebrities just by poking my mailbox!"
    "I made 15 plates of hot dogs just to level up my cooking skills."
    "I've been on fire three times. I guess I should stay away from the oven."
    "I drowned my brother and sister so I could try to befriend the Grim Reaper. Too bad he didn't stay."
    "I read 3 books and now I'm a grandmaster at gardening!"
  • exotickittenexotickitten Posts: 4,113 Member
    I burned my kid in her Halloween costume to see if she'd haunt me looking like Yoda.
    & &
    -my nickname was taken on twitter :(
  • AmoaraAmoara Posts: 106 Member
    I've witnessed so many group conversations, marriages and births in my bathroom that I'm considering redecorating it.
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "I've cloned myself so many times that I can't remember who the original is." :\
    "My maid is lazy so I pick her pockets to get my money back." (from TS4) ;)
  • angelinna68erfangelinna68erf Posts: 76 Member
    "So I trapped a bunch of people in my house and killed them all by drowning/starving them."
  • MollyuuMollyuu Posts: 32 New Member
    edited October 2014
    "There are so many large events in the bathroom that I'm thinking I should add a couch and a stereo so my party guest have more fun."

    "My neighbor was anoying so I deleted her."

    "Three days is too long for a pregnancy."

    "I'm going to just use Testingcheatsenabled true to lower my hunger bar so I can eat watermelon while listening to kids music, watching the kids chanel and using the fertility tretment reward so I can have little triplet girls."

    "I've copied my save file so many times I forgot who the origanal is."

    "I went to Eygypt and left my pets and kids home alone so I could find dimonds and rocks."
  • CamillahaCamillaha Posts: 96 Member
    Grandpa just wouldnt die so I made him lock himself in the bathroom and shoot fireworks.
  • SirCumberbatchSirCumberbatch Posts: 377 Member
    edited October 2014
    "I grew from being a toddler to an elder in just 35 days!"
    "I ate a piece of cake and grew from a tot to a child a few days after birth!"
    "My baby was born with purple skin because her dad is that color. It's quite a dominate gene!"
    "My sister got pregnant so I tried to kill her because I didn't want to take care of the kids."
    "I rummaged through the dumpster so I could get some fruit to eat!"
    "I ate week old food because I was hungry. I got a negative mood."
    "Yesterday I was a simple back stage helper. Today I'm a full on rockstar!"
    "I was wearing simple clothes yesterday, and now I'm wearing a rare silk dress with a real animal fur scarf!"

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  • Lillians_MommyLillians_Mommy Posts: 86 Member
    I really dont like it when you leave the baby on the lawn
  • MMitchell93MMitchell93 Posts: 108 Member
    "I cheated on my husband and he witnessed it. He was only angry for two days though."
  • TadOlsonTadOlson Posts: 11,380 Member
    I took myself into CAS to fix my skintone by replacing the darker one with a much lighter one.
  • SnowboundSnowbound Posts: 51 New Member
    Labor? I guess I'd better hop on my motorcycle and drive to the hospital, then. (I just can't get over the face they make while riding it xD)
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    edited October 2014
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  • DarkSlayer1331DarkSlayer1331 Posts: 429 Member
    I'm not allowed to read that book yet. I have to reach level four before it'll make sense to me.
  • AloeVistaAloeVista Posts: 326 Member
    "My male friend is pregnant with an alien baby!"

    "Had a pool party and all my guests died. How, you say? I removed the pool ladder of course."

    "After my husband died by satellite the Grim Reaper stayed over a bit longer to use my toilet, mooch out of my fridge, and watch some TV."

    "I wish those gnomes would stop popping up all over my house."
  • Kylabae_2001Kylabae_2001 Posts: 42 Member
    "All I need to do is edit them, by changing their skin."
  • Kylabae_2001Kylabae_2001 Posts: 42 Member
    "I lost weight by running on a treadmill for a few hours!"
  • dothesmustledothesmustle Posts: 1,851 Member
    edited October 2014
    I got fired from job, had no money but had a craving for pizza so I sold one of the living room windows and bought one, now I am a happy bunny but I have no money to pay my bills and I don't want the repo man to steal my toilet.

    You can call me smustle or Lori if you prefer.
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "I lose 20lbs instantly every time I wade into any body of water." :s
  • calluna_vulgariscalluna_vulgaris Posts: 6 New Member
    I decided to let my sister have a break between pregnancies so she can live a little. After she worked for a day or two, I had her magician husband get her pregnant again and now she's on extended maternity leave from her acrobat job. I hope the 48th baby is a girl!

    My sim had twins with Joe MacDuff and then she kept him around just to take care of the kids and be her friend. Then, she slept with his brother Jules and had twins with him. Joe was only mad for a day or two. He's over it now.

    Stop leaving the meals you cooked on the floor!

    It's okay. The imaginary friend can mop the bathroom floor.

    Ugh, get pregnant already! It's been a few hours since childbirth. You should be recovered by now!

    Why won't they woohoo? They've known each other for a few hours now.
  • Lillians_MommyLillians_Mommy Posts: 86 Member
    I cant believe my husband just stood there dancing and peed all over the floor! Ugh now im stuck cleaning it up!
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,375 Member
    "I'd love to be able to go to work instead of just earning money while staring at my house."
  • SirCumberbatchSirCumberbatch Posts: 377 Member
    "I can't put this seed in the ground to plant. I'm not good enough at gardening."
    "I've eaten pizza since I was a toddler. It's cheap and never starts a fire."
    "I live on a burial ground. The ghosts are so annoying, they keep taking showers when I need to!"
    "My sister met a guy yesterday. Tomorrow night her baby will be due!"
    "I didn't like my personality so I changed it."
    "I hugged my mail box and I haven't had to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom in days!"
    "I slept on the bench because I was too lazy to get a taxi."
    "I got abducted by aliens. I'm gonna have an alien baby!"
    "I had 13 different affairs today."
    "I fished in the pool and got a shark!"
  • AngelEb95AngelEb95 Posts: 1,538 Member
    "Omg, this chair is in my way! Let me stare and scream at it!"
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