I can get pregnant and deliver my baby in 30 days and have a perfectly healthy baby.
My baby gets to age up into a toddler in 60 days.
My toddlers become children in 120 days.
"If you were truly drowning, you wouldn't be coming out of the water to yell at me right now!" "How on Earth am I supposed to give mouth to mouth to a ghost?" "Don't mind me, I'm just over here... stealing all your lights. I was aiming for your car though..." "Ah yes, let's take our handy-dandy bicycle to the hospital. It's not like we're in labor or anything like that!" "I guess I'll just have to force Johnny to grow up, since last time his birthday cake nearly burnt down the house!"
My best friend was abducted and dropped off by aliens. I was eaten by a cow plant! I like how I now possess and levitate my garden chair. I just love my maid, those bones......wow.
"My neighbors are all zombies. I can't even have a garden anymore because despite the fence they still manage to eat my plants"
"My daughter just gave birth to a Lycan-Vampire hybrid"
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My baby gets to age up into a toddler in 60 days.
My toddlers become children in 120 days.
I married a vampire and we had a son who I know is also a vampire because he bites the necks of his teddy bears."
"I can't get to the bathroom so I stomp my foot and wave my hand in the air and yell."
"The maid never cleans my house but flirts with my wife and eats all my food and then says he's done here and takes my money."
"My bone maid scares my brother and he runs away."
do you have an imaginary girlfriend?
"How on Earth am I supposed to give mouth to mouth to a ghost?"
"Don't mind me, I'm just over here... stealing all your lights. I was aiming for your car though..."
"Ah yes, let's take our handy-dandy bicycle to the hospital. It's not like we're in labor or anything like that!"
"I guess I'll just have to force Johnny to grow up, since last time his birthday cake nearly burnt down the house!"
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"I was abducted by aliens last night."
"I can't even have a garden anymore. Dumb zombies keep eating my plants."
Well... at news a woman say it
LOL: my comment at such was: She will have a ghost baby?
I was eaten by a cow plant!
I like how I now possess and levitate my garden chair.
I just love my maid, those bones......wow.
-my nickname was taken on twitter
YAY! My 300th post!
"My daughter just gave birth to a Lycan-Vampire hybrid"