"Your party is so boring, so excuse me while I sit here reading a book for the entire time and get thanked to coming to your lame party, and no, it's NOT great." Yawn...
"My teen is going to the prom with his Grandmother, I was hoping she wouldn't ask him but now I'm quite interesed in seeing how it turns out, it will be funny if they start dating"
My neighbor wouldn't leave so I built a 2 x 2 room. Once he was in there, I removed the door.
Every time I throw a party, someone dies.
I met my husband/wife this morning. We got married in the same day and are now expecting our first child who should be here in 3 days.
I killed my husabnd/wife/child/neighbor by accident, but it's okay...I plan on resurrecting them.
I can't go up the stairs/in another room because there is an invisible object blocking my path.
I can carry my all my household items in my backpack--including my car.
She wouldn't stop sneaking everywhere so I moved the family out of the house and back in and she finally stopped.
Oh don't worry about riding your bike down the middle of the road. If a car comes along, they just go through you without any damage to you or the car.
I want weather!
I didn't like the kid/husband/wife/pet I got so I deleted them and tried again.
I hate the babies so I had mine age up to a toddler as soon as my baby was brought home from the hospital.
I married my babysitter. That really happened in my game to a Sim I'm playing! The day he became an adult he proposed to her. She was still an adult for 12 more days.
The mailbox in front of my house has powers you wouldn't believe.
"That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero." - Stan Lee
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*stop asking my greatgrand child to rescurat me... I'm happy as a ghost*
*I have all the clothes in the world in my dresser*
*my house can't burn*
*I live in a mansion, and never gets any bills*
*why did I get a girl? I aet nothing but aples from the minut I wohooed and heard the chim*
"I mastered the piano, guitar, and drums in a couple of weeks."
"Yesterday I caught a death fish at the cemetery, I'm going to use it to make some ambrosia so I can become younger."
"The paparazzi keep hounding me, so I have my genie banish them whenever they show up on my lawn."
"I have the fountain of youth in my backyard."
"I love finding new ways to kill people off."
-my nickname was taken on twitter
DO NOT - PM me tech ?s/issues. ▬ DO create a thread in it's respective Technical Forum. Vacation goes by way too fast!
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"Yesterday the Grim Reaper came for my family's father then stayed for a drink and a chat."
OR
"I am the Emperor/Empress of Evil."
Every. Time.
I forgot to pay my bills. No matter. All I have to do is click the "pay bills now", so my sims never have to check their mailboxes!
Sims 1 - I put out some pumpkins, just so the Grim Reaper can prank the doorbell on my house!
My house is too small, I will go into build mode so I can drag my walls out further.
To prevent my kitchen sink from breaking, I will upgrade it to unbreakable.
I have an unbreakable toilet that is self-cleaning.
I enjoy free discounts all over town.
I'm an astronaut, who only works one day a week for $1900.
This is for SN
I'm married to a ghost, then I cheated with a vampire, and I'm pregnant by a werewolf.
"So I finally got that ambrosia made, now to go and bring back those who I've lost"
"I couldn't handle triplets so I killed one of them and now I just have twins."
"I purposely started a fire using the stove, then locked my daughter in the kitchen. It's the only way I was able to kill her"
Every time I throw a party, someone dies.
I met my husband/wife this morning. We got married in the same day and are now expecting our first child who should be here in 3 days.
I killed my husabnd/wife/child/neighbor by accident, but it's okay...I plan on resurrecting them.
I can't go up the stairs/in another room because there is an invisible object blocking my path.
I can carry my all my household items in my backpack--including my car.
She wouldn't stop sneaking everywhere so I moved the family out of the house and back in and she finally stopped.
Oh don't worry about riding your bike down the middle of the road. If a car comes along, they just go through you without any damage to you or the car.
I want weather!
I didn't like the kid/husband/wife/pet I got so I deleted them and tried again.
I hate the babies so I had mine age up to a toddler as soon as my baby was brought home from the hospital.
Lifes getting boring i think ill have a gay affair with the butler while my husband is home entertaining the guests.
i keep getting calls from people in China asking me to bring them food
The mailbox in front of my house has powers you wouldn't believe.
(how morbid does that sound? I actually did that once haha)