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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • Gatorade3Gatorade3 Posts: 4,093 Member
    edited July 2012
    Too bad my babies don't die. TIME TO SHAKE HARDER ;D
  • AmphoraAmphora Posts: 3,956 Member
    edited July 2012
    "Oh, I HATE that person! Better go tell them their mother is a Llama"
    ...You know, that could translate pretty good into real life, dontcha think? :lol:
  • kwizardkwizard Posts: 816 New Member
    edited July 2012
    "I just my baby in it's swing, and then go on with by business. I don't do anything pick it up until it's birthday has come."
  • Angelllite7Angelllite7 Posts: 9,730 Member
    edited July 2012
    blunote00 wrote:
    I cheated on my husband with my kids Imaginary Friend and not only am I pregnant but I have a bad rep. :wink:

    LOL YOU have an interesting game!

    "I need to motherlode a few times to buy the house I want."

  • beaglelover2008beaglelover2008 Posts: 4,758 Member
    edited July 2012
    "I just love that house. I bet I can use the mansard roof to recreate it."

    "Ooh, that plant looks just like ___ from the shrub section!"

    "Dang, those stairs must have used a lot of cheats."

    My mom thinks I'm stupid now... :P
  • kwizardkwizard Posts: 816 New Member
    edited July 2012
    "How dare you block my doorway, now I'm gonna be late for work. Just let me use move objects to move you over here, now build a doorless room around you. There, now I can watch you suffer, slowly. :twisted:
  • Angelllite7Angelllite7 Posts: 9,730 Member
    edited July 2012
    "I just love that house. I bet I can use the mansard roof to recreate it."

    "Ooh, that plant looks just like ___ from the shrub section!"

    "Dang, those stairs must have used a lot of cheats."

    My mom thinks I'm stupid now... :P

    LOL :!:

  • AnglePlay300AnglePlay300 Posts: 3,969 Member
    edited July 2012
    "I only had 97 bucks left after buying a house, so I just bought a park bench to sleep on. At least cereal and ice cream are free!"

    ^^That is literally how my current sim's life is right now. Poor girl.
  • AmphoraAmphora Posts: 3,956 Member
    edited July 2012
    "Ugh. I hate when I get that creepy doll. I better use Custard to make sure I don't get it anymore."
  • blunote00blunote00 Posts: 18,460 Member
    edited July 2012
    Catrilla wrote:
    blunote00 wrote:
    I cheated on my husband with my kids Imaginary Friend and not only am I pregnant but I have a bad rep. :wink:

    how do you even do this? (cause i want to)
    My hubby was Liam. The imaginary friend started it. I was off doing something else with another sim in the family and the imaginary friend nailed her in the treehouse. All I heard was the music and by then it was too late. :lol:

    Oh the shame. :shock: :oops:
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  • WinterCloudsWinterClouds Posts: 1,966 Member
    edited July 2012
    My dad is a genie and my mom is a vampire.
  • LaBlue0314LaBlue0314 Posts: 16,994 Member
    edited July 2012
    Wait till Supernatual comes out and we say something like,
    "My husband is a fairy"
  • RenitaRenita Posts: 2,242 Member
    edited July 2012
    Catrilla wrote:
    blunote00 wrote:
    I cheated on my husband with my kids Imaginary Friend and not only am I pregnant but I have a bad rep. :wink:

    how do you even do this? (cause i want to)

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Together, that would sound completely psycho in public :P

    "I married my imaginary friend and now we have a child that can turn into a toy" :P

    ^ In fact, if I said that to my friends, they wouldn't find it weird at all. They would say : "How dare you cheat on me with your imaginary friend! Its over!" :P
  • WinterCloudsWinterClouds Posts: 1,966 Member
    edited July 2012
    I can see ghosts.

    ^^ simple as that
  • GabbyGirlJGabbyGirlJ Posts: 6,858 Member
    edited July 2012
    "I got really tired of this one whiny guy, so I set his house on fire."

    "I love my pet unicorn, until she starts burning down stuff on my lot."

    "I keep exploring the mausoleum in hopes of finding a genie."

    "In my yard, I have a plant that grows cheese."

    "I'm pregnant by a ghost."
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  • WinterCloudsWinterClouds Posts: 1,966 Member
    edited July 2012
    I kissed this frog from a well and it became this hunk!
  • FriedChickenIsMeFriedChickenIsMe Posts: 202 New Member
    edited July 2012
    "I'm going to try the 100 baby challenge."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
  • RipleyrawrRipleyrawr Posts: 264 Member
    edited July 2012
    "A weird cow plant thing ate my sister"
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  • Ravager619Ravager619 Posts: 3,708 Member
    edited July 2012
    I got my girlfriend pregnant and she had the kid three days later.

    I spent $105,000 on a car and I put it in my pocket when I can't find a parking space.

    Free real estate!

    I fed a vampire and lived to tell about it.

    I once cleaned a shower in an upstairs bathroom and walked out onto the ground floor patio.

    I slid down the banister and didn't break my neck.

    I can function on three hours of sleep and not consume a drop of coffee.
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  • WinterCloudsWinterClouds Posts: 1,966 Member
    edited July 2012
    I rarely brush my teeth.

    Lol!!!
  • ragdollcat101ragdollcat101 Posts: 388 New Member
    edited July 2012
    These are all hilarious!

    Ugh... can't think of anything!!!
  • GabbyGirlJGabbyGirlJ Posts: 6,858 Member
    edited July 2012
    "I don't own a washing machine, so I never have to do my laundry."

    "My dog is blue with stars on his coat."

    "I just made a time machine."

    "The Grim Reaper showed up at the club last night. He stinks at karaoke."
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  • minimonisfcminimonisfc Posts: 39 New Member
    edited July 2012
    I'm going to get a new family, I'm tired of my old one.
    I made you in the Sims, and then we had babies... Then I killed you.
    Myshuno!
    Oh my llama, that's so cute, reminds me of the Freezer Bunny!!
    I control people. I am a god.
    Pudding faces. Pudding faces everywhere D:
    I spend $1 500 on a game series!
  • WinterCloudsWinterClouds Posts: 1,966 Member
    edited July 2012
    I became a young adult in a few days!
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