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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.


  • angelhugs13angelhugs13 Posts: 964 New Member
    edited July 2012
    "That guy has too much body hair. I think I'll give him a makeover."

    "I can make strangers my friends using the mailbox."

    "I'm going to marry my Boss so I get a promotion."
  • BlackSandBlackSand Posts: 1,775 Member
    edited July 2012
    Today I evicted my nosey neighbors, bulldozed their house, zoned it as a community lot, and put in a park with a pond for free.

    I eat pickles on my hamburgers ... MWWAHAHAHAHA
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,285 Member
    edited August 2012
    "I may have to postpone the zombie apocalypse so that my families can enjoy different weather before they die."
  • SimsGirlForever03SimsGirlForever03 Posts: 531 New Member
    edited August 2012
    "I dance on tables when I go to clubs. If you tilt your head a little you can see up my skirt."
    ^^^ Late Night, ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
  • bootsycannibalbootsycannibal Posts: 230 Member
    edited August 2012
    blunote00 wrote:
    I cheated on my husband with my kids Imaginary Friend and not only am I pregnant but I have a bad rep. :wink:

    love love love!! :lol:
  • VampattackVampattack Posts: 137 Member
    edited August 2012
    I have travled to Eygpt, France and China and have a child from all of them.
    I stole a gravestone just so I could marry a ghost. :twisted:

    RedGarnet wrote:
    I woohooed with the grim reaper after my husband died.

    I had six kids within two weeks.
    BTW how do you do this? I want to try it. :thumbup:
  • XKidsInLoveXXKidsInLoveX Posts: 4,910 Member
    edited August 2012
    If i have to tell my husband ONE MORE TIME to stop trying to play in the dang sprinkler at 2 am, grimmys gonna be visiting rather soon.
  • MarciaGirlMarciaGirl Posts: 403
    edited August 2012
    "blast those darn meteors, they wrecked my house!"

    Or you know, speaking in simlish.
  • EvanescentEvanescent Posts: 98 New Member
    edited August 2012
    Here plicka! Here plicka plicka!
    JOSHUA215 wrote:
    i keep getting calls from people in China asking me to bring them food
  • NIKKYNOKNIKKYNOK Posts: 269 New Member
    edited August 2012
    ''oh man im poor... Motherlode he we go ''
    '' my teens had woohoo in the haystick with there Imaginary freinds''
    ''i can fit a pushchair in my pocket''
    ''The grim reaper came at my bday party and there were gravestones in the living room''
    LOL :mrgreen:
  • SkaterXGeorgieSkaterXGeorgie Posts: 67
    edited August 2012
    "I got bored so I set the house on fire trying to kill my husband ended up killing my son , got angry ,divorced my husband and killed the dog and got my teen pregnant.What a day!"

    Actually did this :lol:

  • BabyBrownBatBabyBrownBat Posts: 89 New Member
    edited August 2012
    "It's 3:00 in the morning, but I'll just get some sweets from that ice cream truck in front of my house."

    "My boss is a celebrity. I think I'll invite him over and trap him in my pool."

    "I found a macaw parrot in a swamp."


  • snurflessnurfles Posts: 3,640 Member
    edited August 2012
    No, you stupid twit! Don't take the dog upstairs to give him a bath! The door is locked against Pets and he'll never get out on his own since you always just leave him there!
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,285 Member
    edited August 2012
    "If you seriously want to make it in the music industry, you should start by performing birthday Sing-a-Grams."
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,285 Member
    edited August 2012
    "If you starve yourself to death, you'll be skinny forever."
  • aleneghan619aleneghan619 Posts: 4,947 Member
    edited August 2012
    "He was in the living room and realised he had caught fire, I decided just to let him die"

    "I'm currently trying to get every female in town pregnant" (I was telling my friend this in school about 3 years ago.. a teacher walked by with a very concerned look on her face)

    "I knew granny was a vampire when smoke started coming out of her body"

  • aleneghan619aleneghan619 Posts: 4,947 Member
    edited August 2012
    "I entice and collect gingers in glass compartments in my basement"

  • mierpelsommierpelsom Posts: 415 Member
    edited August 2012
    Dis graw is fretishay!

    I need more friends that understand me. >,<
    Bringer of joy. Lover of life. Wearer of hats.

    Grim Spooky Manor Mansion
  • ObsidianMyst78ObsidianMyst78 Posts: 308 Member
    edited August 2012
    "Why doesn't the sparkle cloud ever show up? I want a unicorn."
    "My Son just married his imaginary friend!"
    "For some reason I couldn't woohoo properly so I wished for a baby in the well"

    View my builds HERE.
    Gallery ID: RAINE78 or click HERE
    [img][/img]16960920500_af39128c74_o.jpgSims Homes by raines_secret, on Flickr

  • ColorMePinkColorMePink Posts: 5,810 Member
    edited August 2012
    I had triplets with my genie after I wished for a large family.

    The restaurants and the market are just rabbitholes.

    I want ghost vampire babies.

    The cowplant ate my neighbor.
  • aleneghan619aleneghan619 Posts: 4,947 Member
    edited August 2012
    "I accidentally killed 2 Chinese people in a fire after I let off a firework in the apartment"

  • Nik24X7Nik24X7 Posts: 7,865 Member
    edited August 2012
    Sims 1 and 2: My neighbor died of an unfortunate pool ladder accident. How strange.
    Origin ID: nik24x7
  • RosettasStonedRosettasStoned Posts: 3,796 Member
    edited August 2012
    I wished for Love and a girl came out of the fountian. I didn't know I was gay! :shock: :lol:
  • SpazzAttkSpazzAttk Posts: 876 New Member
    edited August 2012
    "I just put my little Chinese girl up for grabs on the Exchange"
  • ArchivistArchivist Posts: 4,285 Member
    edited August 2012
    "Now that she has a dog, she pays way more attention to the dog than to her own baby. But I don't blame her. There isn't much you can do with babies."
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