"I turned my child's imaginary friend into a real person. I then made my child and the imaginary friend go on a date. It went well until I realized he was mean spirited, but I fixed that quickly. Now they have a kid with blue hair."
"I keep on exploring the graveyard but I can't find the flower anywhere! Now what am I going to do when my grandmother is past 90 days?"
"I got a ghost off the exchange yesterday."
"The father has black hair and the mother has brown hair. So why does my kid have green in her hair?"
"Why can't I see inside the diner?"
"On September 4th I'm going to find a fairy. Hopefully I will find a nice fairy to get married to."
"I got bored of caring for my toddler triplets so I moved one in with a random household who I've never met before, the babysitter just happened to steal the one and I just left the last one in a baby swing until he aged up"
Although I did walk into a RL diesel shop the other day and shout "OMG my sim has that t-shirt!"...then everyone in the shop just stared for a while.. :oops:
"He's lived two weeks longer than he should have, and I just wish he'd hurry up and die."
My poor sim. He's maxed out the skills I had him working on, and I really can't be bothered getting him to complete all of the skill challenges. So mostly he sits in front of the fire and waits for the Grim Reaper to show up.
(Cannot for the life of me remember if I posted in here, but...)
"No, you may not spend 65 bucks to blow up the Foosball table!"
"What th-STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW! Your husband does not have blue skin! Stop that!"
"If you're that thirsty, go bite your husband."
"Do you not realize there's a kid standing on your chair, and you don't seem to notice it?"
"Zombies, stop jumping on the trampoline and go away!"
"Once I had a teens only party at my place that was so boring that I launched a bunch of fireworks that eventually set my yard on fire and caused everyone to freak the heck out until morning. They all told me that the party was great and that they had a blast afterwards."
"I once got kicked out of someone's apartment just for cooking and cleaning at a party they hosted."
"The other day I evicted the Goths and moved my family into their house"
"Last night there were zombies attacking my plants, I couldn't afford peashooters, so I cured the zombies with a sunlight charm"
"OMG! I'm so gonna buy this world!! It's on sale for 20 bucks!"
"when I move into a new town, I always let Twallan clean all homeless"
"social worker took my kids away, now I have to have new babies"
"my hubby is the emperor of evil and I'm a 5 star celebrity test subject"
"My brother got kidnapped by aliens, and now is pregnant"
"I adopted a unicorn"
"pets and children are fireproof"
"I got mauled by bears in the mausoleum"
"just got a new job. Will reach the top of the career in two weeks"
"I keep woohooing with my boss , but he is not giving me a raise"
"I'm so glad my rich sister finally died. I was trying to kill her for two days now. We were really close, so I'm gonna inherit enough money now to redecorate my house"
"my neighbor beat me up. Gonna kick their trash can for revenge and steal their gnomes"
"I usually heckle my infants"
"OMG!!!we are finally getting weather!!!isn't that awesome?"
"Yeah, my family is nice. The witch five star chef and fairy alchemist are okay, but it's the bot in the film career and the alien that sells gems for money who bring in most of the money."
Comments
" We are here to serve a higher and more noble purpose, someone is watching over us and guiding our actions "
"All i feed my kids is ice cream"
"When i get bored i like to kill people"
"I've lost my unicorn"
"My kid was ugly so as soon as he was old enough i sent him to the plastic surgeon"
"My babys a mutant but its okay she will grow out of it"
"I keep on exploring the graveyard but I can't find the flower anywhere! Now what am I going to do when my grandmother is past 90 days?"
"I got a ghost off the exchange yesterday."
"The father has black hair and the mother has brown hair. So why does my kid have green in her hair?"
"Why can't I see inside the diner?"
"On September 4th I'm going to find a fairy. Hopefully I will find a nice fairy to get married to."
"The grim reaper read my baby to sleep"
Although I did walk into a RL diesel shop the other day and shout "OMG my sim has that t-shirt!"...then everyone in the shop just stared for a while.. :oops:
My poor sim. He's maxed out the skills I had him working on, and I really can't be bothered getting him to complete all of the skill challenges. So mostly he sits in front of the fire and waits for the Grim Reaper to show up.
"Oh no! I can't get to my coffin 'cause there's a window in my way. HELP!"
"No, you may not spend 65 bucks to blow up the Foosball table!"
"What th-STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW! Your husband does not have blue skin! Stop that!"
"If you're that thirsty, go bite your husband."
"Do you not realize there's a kid standing on your chair, and you don't seem to notice it?"
"Zombies, stop jumping on the trampoline and go away!"
Part One(Complete 9/24/16) /Part Two(on hold)/Short Stories(on hold)/Twinbrook 1996(on hold)/Ten Crystal Hearts (on hold)
I own the TS3 Store as of 12/11/16 (sort of. It's complicated)
"I once got kicked out of someone's apartment just for cooking and cleaning at a party they hosted."
(Both has happened to my Sims before)
"The other day I evicted the Goths and moved my family into their house"
"Last night there were zombies attacking my plants, I couldn't afford peashooters, so I cured the zombies with a sunlight charm"
"OMG! I'm so gonna buy this world!! It's on sale for 20 bucks!"
"when I move into a new town, I always let Twallan clean all homeless"
"social worker took my kids away, now I have to have new babies"
"my hubby is the emperor of evil and I'm a 5 star celebrity test subject"
"My brother got kidnapped by aliens, and now is pregnant"
"I adopted a unicorn"
"pets and children are fireproof"
"I got mauled by bears in the mausoleum"
"just got a new job. Will reach the top of the career in two weeks"
"I keep woohooing with my boss , but he is not giving me a raise"
"I'm so glad my rich sister finally died. I was trying to kill her for two days now. We were really close, so I'm gonna inherit enough money now to redecorate my house"
"my neighbor beat me up. Gonna kick their trash can for revenge and steal their gnomes"
"I usually heckle my infants"
"OMG!!!we are finally getting weather!!!isn't that awesome?"
"my skeleton maid,Bonehilda,taught my dog to sit"
"my dog is a great Dane- Chihuahua mix"
"my husband is flirting with the consignment shop chick again."
"I want to go over there, but there's a desk in the way..."
"I like to buy cheap stoves, but no one is ever good enough at cooking to not catch everything on fire."
"I walked away for ten minutes and I come back and there's a baby and grandma's dead."
"If my family moves to a new world, can I pack up and take the backyard gravestones with them?"
"A giant meteor fell and crushed my car, but I was able to sell the meteor for enough money to cover the damage."
"My teen got caught stealing test papers at school, and now he can't stop sneak-walking around wherever he goes."
"I didn't know that taking a long revitalizing mud bath would actually make you a day younger!"