I was out sailing once when a kraken sucked my entire boat underwater.
If I'm late for work, I can just teleport there.
I'm collecting pets - so far I have a Pygmy Tortoise, a yellow Chondro Python, a squirrel, chipmunk, iguana, chameleon and an ancient dragon. I'm currently searching around my neighbourhood for an African grey parrot.
My dog regularly gives me fleas but I can get rid of them in the shower.
Yesterday I invaded the park in my UFO and everyone was running around frantically trying to dodge my laser cannons.
Soon as I moved out I went back home to visit and found that my dad had married my grandmother and mom had become a lesbian and was dating my Nephews mom.
This is an awesome Forum , you definitely can't talk about your sim life in public I am a much older person that has loved the Sims since the beginning and I do play a family from the start of the creation until they have children and pass I don't play challenges, because I have in my life of simming played 2 families and have just added or tweaked the family tree a bit and things they do just make me crack up I will definitely be keeping up with this forum !!! What a great one it is !!!
My cowplant ate my first born child. I milked it and had a divine meal. Yum!
Time to feed the baby. Just let me pull this handy bowl of delicious mush out of my back pocket. Enjoy.
We feed our babies only the best green formula simoleons can buy.
Honey, I'm going to use my hammer to bang on our new porcelain toilet. You know, to make it unbreakable.
Psst. I have this new experimental treatment. I dare you to swallow this pill. Yeah, I know its bigger than your head. Don't choke.
I love that I only have to jab my screwdriver at my television and then I get more channels.
So I took the family to China for vacation and we forgot to bring one of the kids back. Funny how I haven't freaked out or anything. Oh, and the wife now wants another baby. (This just happened in my game and I didn't realize the child was missing until the Dad rolled a wish to see her grow up well.) :oops:
"So my friend has gotten really good at mass murder. He keeps setting all of these community lots on fire. I think his death toll has exceeded well over thirty in one incident. He's keeping the Grim Reaper so busy that Grim can't keep up!"
"She just won't die! She's had two Young Again Potions, she's Unlucky so the Grim Reaper feels sorry for her every time I try to electrocute or starve her, and whenever I'm not looking, she harvests a death flower! I want to just kill this woman already!" Thank you Gala Ball, you've lived quite a life. And no, she's still not dead.
My 12 year old daughter at the airport, talking about a handsome werewolf:
'You want to make friends with your neighbor? Try to throw a ball at him!' 'But mom, I want to date him?' 'Well, scratch his belly then!'
sometimes i find its best to just let them pee on themselves. it can be such a pain to get them to the bathroom in time when they are out and about. and really doesnt it always seem like they need to pee, really!
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I was out sailing once when a kraken sucked my entire boat underwater.
If I'm late for work, I can just teleport there.
I'm collecting pets - so far I have a Pygmy Tortoise, a yellow Chondro Python, a squirrel, chipmunk, iguana, chameleon and an ancient dragon. I'm currently searching around my neighbourhood for an African grey parrot.
My dog regularly gives me fleas but I can get rid of them in the shower.
Yesterday I invaded the park in my UFO and everyone was running around frantically trying to dodge my laser cannons.
They are still in there.
I was out side the school after giving a music lesson, working on some athletic skills with the soccer ball and a zombie came up out of the sidewalk.
I was at work in the bistro today and caught on fire, I was ok though someone threw garlic sauce on me.
I go out in my garden and tend to it in my lingerie.
Some bad rumors got spread so I paid off the paparazzi.
I've got some bad cc how do you get rid of it?
I've got some good cc I'll let you know where I got it.
Where do you get your hair,clothing, and skin?
I'm thinking of deleting the neighbors, I need their house.
The police brought my teen home after curfew and now he walks funny.
I can walk through my door before it opens.
All my husband wants to do is feed the fish, work out and woohoo.
I didn't like one of my child's traits so I got rid of it and rolled another.
Love this thread!
Ah, so you made this! This actually made the rounds in the studio - someone here found it on reddit/imgur.
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If I can get the fairy guy into a relationship, he can move into a house of his own instead of sleeping in the nursery with 3 babies.
"Uh oh, I better delete that cop before she arrests me for being out after curfew."
"The grim reaper took my dad, went swimming and is on his way to have a slice of my duaghters birthday cake."
"4 days of pregnancy is so long!"
"I never wash my hands after using the toilet."
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Time to feed the baby. Just let me pull this handy bowl of delicious mush out of my back pocket. Enjoy.
We feed our babies only the best green formula simoleons can buy.
Honey, I'm going to use my hammer to bang on our new porcelain toilet. You know, to make it unbreakable.
Psst. I have this new experimental treatment. I dare you to swallow this pill. Yeah, I know its bigger than your head. Don't choke.
I love that I only have to jab my screwdriver at my television and then I get more channels.
So I took the family to China for vacation and we forgot to bring one of the kids back. Funny how I haven't freaked out or anything. Oh, and the wife now wants another baby. (This just happened in my game and I didn't realize the child was missing until the Dad rolled a wish to see her grow up well.) :oops:
"Nathaniel Castle got abducted by aliens and now he's expecting! I need good names!"
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This werewolf kept sniffing me so I hit it on the nose with a newspaper and told it to go away.
Maintaining my garden is such a chore. Whelp, time to buy sprinklers to keep my money trees watered.
🐸🐸🐸🐸! I'm always sleeping when the aliens come to my house for a visit!
Ok, I'm done.
'You want to make friends with your neighbor? Try to throw a ball at him!' 'But mom, I want to date him?' 'Well, scratch his belly then!'
i so dont believe in free will
sometimes i find its best to just let them pee on themselves. it can be such a pain to get them to the bathroom in time when they are out and about. and really doesnt it always seem like they need to pee, really!
didnt you just eat!
" I drove through another car and didn't kill the driver! "
" Sometimes, I just like to fast forward through my life. "
" My birthday is in the Spring! And Summer... and fall.... and winter......"
" I didn't buy a laundry machine, so I don't have to wash my clothes! "
" I couldn't afford to make pancakes this morning, so I sold a window. "