I actually saw this posted by a player on another thread yesterday. Can you imagine overhearing this in public?
"My Pets are causing my computer to lag. Now my telescope is broken. Next, I won't be able to use my wand or broomstick if I buy another expansion pack."
"I turned into an elder the other day and when I died, I made sure that my daughter was married to Grim that afternoon. After the brothers, things SHOULD move fast."
"I spent all day raking up leaves and once I had finally gotten them done and raked into separate piles, more magically appeared!"
Not even kidding. My family of three spent their Sunday raking up leaves and had gotten finished and was burning/disposing the piles when, suddenly, more leaves appeared under the trees. :?
I've been cheating on my girlfriend for the last week. She's clueless. I woohoo her and as soon as shes gone, I call up the other girl and woohoo her to. In the same bed. & I don't even change the sheets! :P
so within a week i broke up their relationship twice. married him, had his kid, and less than a min after having the baby, i was leaving the hospital with my newborn i got into a fist fight with his ex-wife.
Aryden2012!
Wouldn't it be so funny to start a facebook account saying all these things without the reader knowing it's just a sims game? They would think you have one messed up life!
Aryden2012!
Wouldn't it be so funny to start a facebook account saying all these things without the reader knowing it's just a sims game? They would think you have one messed up life!
thats actually not a bad idea. haha. my friends are used to me posting weird stuff on my fb page about my sims.
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"I was really fat then I exercised for a couple of hours, became cool, met a girl, married her and had kids all in one day"
"My Pets are causing my computer to lag. Now my telescope is broken. Next, I won't be able to use my wand or broomstick if I buy another expansion pack."
This issue happens to my teen sims a lot.
Why is it raining in my house?
Going take a nap in the igloo. Be right back.
You have insufficient space to have a snowball fight.
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"The Grim Reaper keeps turning on my TV!"
"My parents died, then I adopted their cat. Then, while the cat was dying, time froze at 2 in the morning!"
"My husband broke up with me so I threw an elixir at him to make him fat."
"I want to get bit by a zombie but they have routing issues."
Lol, like you could just hear on TV the announcer's voice..."Today, on Dr. Phil."
"The whole family of werewolves was hunting as a pack the other night, but they haven't collected 40,000 Simoleons worth of bugs and rocks."
"I got bored with her, so I tried to freeze her to death, but all that happened is that she got inducted into the Polar Bear Club."
"Put that baby down! I want her to get tired enough to sleep so I don't have to listen to her!"
"My skeleton maid won't do laundry, but she's great with the triplets."
"Oh, how cute!!! The toddler just howled!"
Not even kidding. My family of three spent their Sunday raking up leaves and had gotten finished and was burning/disposing the piles when, suddenly, more leaves appeared under the trees. :?
Wouldn't it be so funny to start a facebook account saying all these things without the reader knowing it's just a sims game? They would think you have one messed up life!
"He's too ugly, I have to kill him so he doesn't make ugly babies."
thats actually not a bad idea. haha. my friends are used to me posting weird stuff on my fb page about my sims.