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      KSkyeeSims12KSkyeeSims12 Posts: 930
      edited August 2012
      Sailor:"Am I that bald"

      Fortune Teller:"Indeed you are let's take that hair off your chin and make it a wig"


      Not so good :) but hey I tried
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      bunbunnynybunbunnyny Posts: 3,678 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: "Look!!! I can make money" -cough cough- "magically appear in my hands!"
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      lilmiyalilmiya Posts: 1
      edited August 2012
      the guy comes up to the teller and ask's what is my future em i going to be rich and famose and the teller says well at first you will be then when you gample at the casino you will lose everything :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil:
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      JerasuJerasu Posts: 18
      edited August 2012
      Cool, I'll stand like this while you give me my bling, okay?
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      janeDoe001janeDoe001 Posts: 1,159 Member
      edited August 2012
      TS3_Supernatural_FortuneTeller.jpg

      I got another one:

      "Listen lady, I'm just here 'cuz my wife wants directions to our new home. So for the last time, you may NOT use my head as a bongo drum."


      jD001
      Pokety Poke Poke :D

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      brittanyleahbrittanyleah Posts: 1,919 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: "Let me try to read your mind!"
      Man: "Oh no, not this again. She always just makes things up that are not true."

      :D
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      killersweetpea1killersweetpea1 Posts: 38 Member
      edited August 2012
      So what you're saying is that you can't cure my baldness?
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      xenacullenxenacullen Posts: 3,474 Member
      edited August 2012
      Teller:U seen that right?
      Man:See what,I see nothing.
      Teller:What are u blind?Look over there
      open your eyes & look.
      Man:For pete sakes I think u are
      the most fickled woman the world has
      ever seen in years...
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      XTremeGnomeSXTremeGnomeS Posts: 684 Member
      edited August 2012
      "And so, if you just walk out into that light over yonder, your hair will sprout up like a sunflower in July!"
      "Are you sure?"
      "Of course! I'm a gardener; I know when sunflowers bloom. NOW GO!"
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      SelahGioSelahGio Posts: 756 Member
      edited August 2012
      Here's mine *-*
      Fortuneteller: I see in your near future you're going to buy a hair piece! And perhaps shave that ridiculous facial hair!
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      blueblob75blueblob75 Posts: 3
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I will make those ugly side burns of yours disappear! Oh wait, I have no magic, so I foresee you shaving them in the near future.
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      WamawnWamawn Posts: 4 New Member
      edited August 2012

      Fortuneteller: I see the reflections of many upon your head...
      Man: What kind of perfume did she breathe in? :shock:
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      CreativeRobCreativeRob Posts: 2
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: I see Rogaine in your future!
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      mathea1223mathea1223 Posts: 11
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: Do not kiss the lion today.

      Man: :?: Thanks, but I only asked if you had some sugar I could borrow...
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      VespidaeVespidae Posts: 3,354 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: I see that you will have a long and luxurious life ahead of you!

      Man: ...Really? :roll:
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      LunarBreeLunarBree Posts: 131
      edited August 2012
      FortuneTeller: I see a terrible future ahead of you..
      Man: Wait, Wait what was my future? I zoned out once you said terrible.
      FortuneTeller: Ugh just give my 50 simoleons and you will find out.
      Man: Ok, thanks for my future!!

      -LunarBree
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      cutieangel29925cutieangel29925 Posts: 5
      edited August 2012
      foruneteller: i see many great riches ahead of you

      man: really

      fortuneteller: yes i can see that very rich man walking ahead of you from your shiny bald head
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      davina1221davina1221 Posts: 3,656 Member
      edited August 2012
      :D

      "I spy a new Sims game in your wife's future"
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      LizNuiqueLizNuique Posts: 3,413 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: I see a hairy future for you!

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      KatieGreat7KatieGreat7 Posts: 2
      edited August 2012
      "Please stop putting fake sideburns on me when I'm napping. It's not funny anymore."
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      simsrocks220simsrocks220 Posts: 20
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: You will find great richness around the world...

      Sailor: Well you are not the first Fortune Teller to tell me this!

      Fortune Teller: I guess i need a new job...
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      2oo922oo92 Posts: 2,627 Member
      edited August 2012
      Woman: I see dark things in future!

      Man: Well that sucks...

      Man in rocking chair: What are those two doing near my ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ cart? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ...I'm taking a nap.
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      sims3izzebestsims3izzebest Posts: 6
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: I see many good things in your future!
      Guy: Really, well I always thought I was special...
      Fortune Teller: YES,YES thats it, you..are..SPECIAL.
      Guy: WOOOWWW!! you are amazing!
      Fortune Teller: yes, yes.. Now that would be 20 dollars plus tax.
      Guy's Friend: :roll:
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      kubakubskubakubs Posts: 61 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: Let the magical plumbob green or red, Show us the future that lays ahead.
      Man: Are you for real?
      Sleeping guy: *Snore* Do not *Snore* Listen to Her *Snore* You'll spend your whole life *Snore* Being afraid of freezer bunnies.
      Man: *Gulp* XD

      This will be fun! XD
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      sims96fansims96fan Posts: 203
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: Your facial hair is a foreshadowing of your werewolf nature soon to emerge...
      Man: Noo....is there no hope for me?
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