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    SimGuruHydraSimGuruHydra Posts: 1,458 Member
    in The Sims 3 General Discussion
    TPIF, Simmers!

    Let's have some fun with captions - share your best, funniest caption for this screenshot:

    TS3_Supernatural_FortuneTeller.jpg

    The gifting has ended today, but continue to share your captions!

    Let's see your funny captions, Simmers - we'll highlight our favorites in the Community Blog.

    I'll start:

    Fortuneteller: I see the reflections of many upon your head...

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      IliketreeckoIliketreecko Posts: 155
      edited August 2012
      You are a handsome sailor... You are riding the waves until... A killer whale appears!
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      chocchipnikchocchipnik Posts: 735 Member
      edited August 2012
      Does she really have to tell me her life history I only asked her for directions to the store
      Lucky enough to have had many generous friends so I own the Sims 3 store.

      I can normally be found lurking more now or in my bunker watching ads and attempting to kill wishlists :D
      I now have a sim story blog! It begins here https://chocchipniksimsblog.wordpress.com/current-story/getting-started/
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      lowroyroylowroyroy Posts: 4
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: You need to throw your beard for your luck..
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      luvculturegurl26luvculturegurl26 Posts: 14
      edited August 2012
      "Cool story bro, tell it again."

      or

      "I'm not impressed."

      Haha, that's all I can come up with, but I'm super excited for Supernatural!
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      megan_mariamegan_maria Posts: 645 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller - I swapped the hair on your head for your chin!
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      Cat0EyeCat0Eye Posts: 4,629 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I see you are a servant of the moon good wolf.
      Man: No, I just had to much nectar last night.

      If somehow picked...please use Meggin19 WL instead :-D
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      SilverulzSilverulz Posts: 1,165 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: hmmm.... i see you had a very dark and gloomy past at sea 0_o
      Man: Uhhhhh....yeah. I guess so? How'd you know..?
      Fortun teller: I can see the future using your very shiny head as a crystal ball...............also you are kind of wearing a sailors suit.... also that old man over there in the rocking chair told me >.<

      sorry, i am not that good at captions XD
      P.S Super excited for supernatural..! That is one ep i am DEFINATELY getting..!happy simming :twisted:
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      WibbleLikeAJellyWibbleLikeAJelly Posts: 2,410 Member
      edited August 2012
      "What? You say you hear the sound of money behind you? No, umm... that's just the wind - they say it can whistle in the presence of a good, legitimate and totally sane wise woman. Now just keep staring this way while I go fetch my... apparatus!"
      :::::

      Fortune Teller: "...and if you look really closely you can make out the shape of a freezer bunny in the hills..."
      Man: "Errr, nope... still not seeing anything... Now can you just give me a straight answer as to whether or not you saw my dog around here?"
      :::::

      "Henry was less than amused when he found out what the woman meant by "improvements"..."

      --Wibble :D
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      Cat0EyeCat0Eye Posts: 4,629 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Thought of a second one-

      Fortuneteller: Would you like to know what I see in your future?

      Man: I am more interested in where I left my shoes last night.




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      JenniferHipHopJenniferHipHop Posts: 142 Member
      edited August 2012
      "Are you SURE i'm going to turn into a werewolf come September 4?"
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      Shadow20Shadow20 Posts: 103 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Herman was clearly skeptical about the fortune teller's promise of riches and pretty women.
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      SidneyrulesSidneyrules Posts: 7
      edited August 2012
      Man: I just asked wheres the bathroom I don't want you to predict my love life!
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      Pandz09Pandz09 Posts: 1
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I see your future... less hair! :D
      Guy: Sorry, what did you say?
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      IliketreeckoIliketreecko Posts: 155
      edited August 2012
      Another one:

      Teller: I see a horrible future!
      Sailor dude: Tell me more about how my life will be a wreck.
      Teller: SHIPWRECK!
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      Colorist40Colorist40 Posts: 7,104 Member
      edited August 2012
      Gypsie: You are going to be rich beyond your wildest dream and famous. Your dreams are all going to be fulfilled. Ha Ha Ha Sorry. Just messing with you.

      Herman: Why am I not surprised?
      AfDRC9.jpg







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      GrandmaSnoodleGrandmaSnoodle Posts: 397 Member
      edited August 2012
      "I found the perfect woman for you. her name is snoodle. She a bit quirky but is a great cook. I set you up"
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      tiger_lily5tiger_lily5 Posts: 3,904 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: You're going to go on many journeys and meet a pretty lady who will one day become your wife...

      Man: Well, that's great but what I'd really like to know are next weeks lottery numbers.
      ✼ My TS3 MyPage ✼
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      Shadow20Shadow20 Posts: 103 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Another one:

      Man: Gee lady, if I wanted a story I'd go read a book!
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      flox1flox1 Posts: 878 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I can see, I can see a wacky ladie!
      Man: Ooh, me too
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      rainesrandirainesrandi Posts: 47 Member
      edited August 2012
      "Thus... upon a full moon, The shall grow hairy and devour all plants in the city. You will become infested with fleas and feel compelled to howl at the moon." " None the less you are nothing but a harmless pup."
      GrandiSunshine
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      CHEESEMONKEYSROOLCHEESEMONKEYSROOL Posts: 462 Member
      edited August 2012
      "I don't know what's wrong with this woman... but if I want to know where my hat is I'll have to bear with..."
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      Arkham_ZombieArkham_Zombie Posts: 554 New Member
      edited August 2012
      [Fortune teller] "Those are the most astonishing mutton chops I have ever seen, if you let me touch them I'll make sure good fortune comes your way."

      [Citizen] "If you can predict a full head of hair in my future, then I'll let you."
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      IliketreeckoIliketreecko Posts: 155
      edited August 2012
      Teller:I see you have dreams, many dreams...

      Man: Oh! Yes, that’s right, I do... >.>
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      Shadow20Shadow20 Posts: 103 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: "Ta da!"
      Man: :/
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      DarkGamer7DarkGamer7 Posts: 308 Member
      edited August 2012
      🐸🐸🐸🐸: .. But look at the bright side ... those space rockssell for a lot!
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