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      TrendycharacterTrendycharacter Posts: 4
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I see good things happening to you!
      Man: If they are as many as the hairs on my head..don't let me know.
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      AZcokeacolaAZcokeacola Posts: 589 Member
      edited August 2012

      [man listing as this woman goes on and on]


      [woman]"ohh this old outfit. I got it at the sim store on a daily deal. took another week to get the matching shoes"
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      Ben_W00dyBen_W00dy Posts: 254 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Your sideburns, they are speaking to me. They tell me you will win the Tour-de-France
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      angelaapperleyangelaapperley Posts: 24 Member
      edited August 2012
      omg you made me bold
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      Callie_CSI_FanCallie_CSI_Fan Posts: 3
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: You will spend all your time looking in the way I tell you.

      Man: What way would that be? The way to boredom?
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      IliketreeckoIliketreecko Posts: 155
      edited August 2012
      "You have a jolly life ahead"

      "Yo ho ho and a future of rum!"
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      angelaapperleyangelaapperley Posts: 24 Member
      edited August 2012
      i just wanted to know where the beer tent was :lol:
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      flox1flox1 Posts: 878 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortunteller: I can see you've lost a lot of hair during the years.

      Man: U don't say?!
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      45rpm45rpm Posts: 2,606 Member
      edited August 2012
      I see a Massage Therapist in your near future.
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      marebear11marebear11 Posts: 51 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Gaze into the distance and your hair follicles will return...
      :mrgreen:
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      bunbunnynybunbunnyny Posts: 3,678 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: "A great misfortune communes upon your crossroads of yourself, and the love of whom you dream!"
      Man: " .... Y u no speak Simlish??"
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      smithk287smithk287 Posts: 4
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: Someone named Jacob will be entering your life very soon...
      Man: I already know him, im Kristin Stewart's stand in. And this is all i have to do
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      brandi22brandi22 Posts: 3,949 Member
      edited August 2012
      Oh boy, I think you're right, I do feel some gas coming on. :shock:
      My Wishlist on Origin:
      https://www.origin.com/usa/en-us/view-wishlist/koYQDL6TzKT18Z3EiX.RDw--
      To see my Sims, Builds, etc Click "My Studio":
      MY STUDIO
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      CreativeCreatureCreativeCreature Posts: 120 New Member
      edited August 2012
      "I see a beautiful, petite woman - she's coming into your life very soon....
      Oh, my vision is getting very cloudy - - - if you place 2,500 Simoleons in the palm of my hand, the clouds will clear and I can tell you where you two will meet.... "

      :)
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      Kaitieee_macKaitieee_mac Posts: 508 Member
      edited August 2012
      Man: What can I do to get my hair back?

      🐸🐸🐸🐸: Hold on I have a new spell to try. Want to be my guinea pig? You're feeling sleepy.... really sleepy. Just relaaax...

      Man: Holy cow, I'm not touching the ground!

      🐸🐸🐸🐸: Relaaaax. I SAID RELAX... Oops that's not good.

      Man: *Clunk*

      🐸🐸🐸🐸: Well you won't have more hair but you'll have a bigger bald area when that bump grows in. Sorry - no refunds! Gotta go!

      Man: :cry:
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      bunbunnynybunbunnyny Posts: 3,678 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: "See? I'm magical! I can grow hair on my palms!"
      Man: "Aw, man! I wish I had hair on my hands!"
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      latenight56latenight56 Posts: 1 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller:In your future I see less hair!
      Man:Really?..(bummed out voice)
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      SmithMarshSmithMarsh Posts: 1,057 Member
      edited August 2012
      "I see some Rogaine in your future."
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      sanarithsanarith Posts: 10,812 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: Let me guess....You are...A WEREWOLF!

      Man: No...I just haven't shaved for two weeks.
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      sagelovvvesagelovvve Posts: 599 Member
      edited August 2012
      And all this could be yours for a mere 2000000 simolians !!!!
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      bdowg2bdowg2 Posts: 411 New Member
      edited August 2012
      girl-you are gunna get some fortune
      boy- but i want doritoes
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      pinkknight06pinkknight06 Posts: 872 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fourtune Teller: You should get your money back. The maakeover was a failure.
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      limegreenqueen101limegreenqueen101 Posts: 260 Member
      edited August 2012
      I lost my crystal ball... can I borrow your head?
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      ShaneyBoyShaneyBoy Posts: 2,134 Member
      edited August 2012
      "Riiigghhhtt :?... Are you done yet? :roll:"
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      kitt32kitt32 Posts: 1,148
      edited August 2012
      FT: "You are starting to get very, very sleepy..."
      M: :?
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