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      playermonki003playermonki003 Posts: 4
      edited August 2012
      teller: let me see ur palm
      man: ok
      teller: o my, there is danger awaiting u
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      LiveLifeAndRockLiveLifeAndRock Posts: 57
      edited August 2012
      fortune teller "Suddenly a fortune teller took off your hair from your head and placed it on your cheek!"
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      MoodyKittenMoodyKitten Posts: 74
      edited August 2012
      Teller: "The man in the rocking chair can be you from the future! As long as you try this hair replenishing potion... You are missing half your beard.."
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      ForestfemaleForestfemale Posts: 3
      edited August 2012
      Why are you talking to me? I am just trying to get home.
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      undamaged77undamaged77 Posts: 677 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: "I see a very lonely future ahead.. but many cats"
      Man: "Uhhh.. I'm allergic to cats."
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      LonnykinsLonnykins Posts: 508 Member
      edited August 2012
      "Madame Fortuna, they say; You've foretold the sinking of ships, houses being burnt to the ground and loves betrayed... What are you going to do next, they ask.
      I'm going to Disneyland!"

      http://store.thesims3.com/myWishlist.html?persona=Lonnykins
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      bunbunnynybunbunnyny Posts: 3,678 Member
      edited August 2012
      Man thinking: I'm should steal her hat off of her head when she's not looking to cover my head! She will never notice!
      Fortune teller: "Are you an idiot?! I'm a fortune teller! Since I can read your mind, I will notice you now!"
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      peoineepeoinee Posts: 2,183 Member
      edited August 2012
      I told you it was NOT in your best interest to go to that salon! Now you have mutton chops.

      http://store.thesims3.com/myWishlist.html?persona=peoinee
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      PinkGlitterGluePinkGlitterGlue Posts: 2
      edited August 2012
      Guy: why do I feel a breeze on my head?
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      carla70carla70 Posts: 575 Member
      edited August 2012
      F.Teller : I see beautiful exoctic wonders in your future.
      Man: Look Lady Im just walking by! Grumble

      That was a hard one to come up with.:-)
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      LonnykinsLonnykins Posts: 508 Member
      edited August 2012
      "Madame Fortuna, they say; You've foretold the sinking of ships, houses being burnt to the ground and loves betrayed... What are you going to do next, they ask.
      I'm going to Disneyland!"
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      301001301001 Posts: 2,297 Member
      edited August 2012
      Man: ..So your my Aunt Myrtle?
      Woman: Ye, yes! But everyone thought I was crazy! ...

      Really enjoying everyone's captions :lol:
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      Jillyson_Twozaks_1Jillyson_Twozaks_1 Posts: 3,334 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: "I forsee muttonchops going out of fashion...200 years ago!"
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      WintermilkWintermilk Posts: 32 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: "And the sea will be angry that day, my friend, like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli."
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      gopandasgopandas Posts: 1
      edited August 2012
      *Lady*
      "I see a young man, and OH MY GLOOB! He's got claws?! Woah! Intense, i don't see what that has anything to do with you though, i got nothing"
      *old man/wolverine*
      "First let's get this straight, My head is not your Crysatl Ball and second that's my past. Let me ask again, do. you. see, a new modern Warfare coming out?"
      *Lady*
      -shakes head- :cry:
      *old man/wolverine*
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:
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      MoriGelopiMoriGelopi Posts: 779 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: I see great fortune in the hair business in your future!!

      Old Man: *sarcasticly* Grreaat... More nonsense.. soo tired!
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      SISTERWOLFSISTERWOLF Posts: 149 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller:my crystal ball is in the shop,may I use your nice shiny bald head for a little while:?: :mrgreen:
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      calmorezoocalmorezoo Posts: 8,105 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller says
      by the light of the moon I be stow thee.
      with Llama's breath! :twisted: :lol:
      h2xmsbl]






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      edor500edor500 Posts: 10
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller- nag nag nag nag nag...
      Man- ( I could have just lived with mommy ) :?
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      Queen01985Queen01985 Posts: 13
      edited August 2012
      Guy: Lady, I barely believe that you're a psychic, but my head is NOT to be used as your crystal ball!!!"
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      Arica69Arica69 Posts: 31 Member
      edited August 2012
      SimGuruHydra wrote:
      TPIF, Simmers!

      Let's have some fun with captions - share your best, funniest caption for this screenshot:

      TS3_Supernatural_FortuneTeller.jpg

      Oh, and update your Wishlists with items - you might be randomly gifted for participating!

      Let's see your funny captions, Simmers - we'll highlight our favorites in the Community Blog.

      I'll start:

      Fortuneteller: I see the reflections of many upon your head...

      :( Your wife ran off with your best friend and you will come home to a empty house :( :shock: :cry: :evil: :twisted:
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      WriskicaWriskica Posts: 19
      edited August 2012
      Man thinking: Oh, please woman! Please, stop talking... I knew my Mumma was right, I shouldn't marry her!
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      xgrimxxbeansxxgrimxxbeansx Posts: 938 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: I did tell you in your last palm reading that you shouldn't get a makeover... Listen to the stars... :shock:

      Man: Cool story bro, go tell that to the dude in the rocking chair by your "house" :twisted:
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      peoineepeoinee Posts: 2,183 Member
      edited August 2012
      I told you i saw mutton chops in your future now your hungry & funny looking.
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      illusieillusie Posts: 13,823 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: You will feel so much lighter after you leave!
      Man: Yeah right...after I paid you I will be.
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