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      sims2freak737sims2freak737 Posts: 2,543 Member
      edited August 2012
      "And you thought these sideburns were a good idea WHY?!"

      Happy Simming! :D

      EDIT: I can only see the man with the beard but people keep referencing a fortune teller :? Is there more to this picture that isn't showing up for me?? haha
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      CravenLestatCravenLestat Posts: 13,735 Member
      edited August 2012
      Ok one more..then i need to water my plants


      Fortuneteller: shahmalaaa...shamazaaa...Poof!!! you will now look like Eboneezer Scrooge.

      Man:Oh nice try lady ,I get that all the time...gimmie my money back.
      I Play Sims 3 On A Potato

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      LuckySim12LuckySim12 Posts: 1 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I see... I-I...see...

      Man: ._."

      Fortuneteller: ...-many great things... a light...

      Man: >_>

      Fortuneteller: Oh sorry! It was just your shiny head. :D

      Man: -______________-"
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      KSkyeeSims12KSkyeeSims12 Posts: 930
      edited August 2012
      Another try because it's fun

      Man: "What is she doing her hands? She looks like shes crazy she must be waving her hands around like she's crazy"

      still not good oh well :)
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      SilverulzSilverulz Posts: 1,165 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: hmmm.. it seems i have misplaced my crystal ball may i use your head instead..?
      man: go for it >.<..
      FT: lets see..... huh..? i see me in your future..? that cant be right 0_o
      FT(thinking to herself):or at least i hope it is not right....
      happy simming :twisted:
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      GraceyManorGraceyManor Posts: 20,091 Member
      edited August 2012
      These are great captions lol.Mine in next post.
      Gracey's CC Find Site
      https://graceymanorsims3.tumblr.com/
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      goldyschgoldysch Posts: 38 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: I see the reflections of many upon your head...
      Man: Did you trying say me bold?
      Fortuneteller: Oh no, sir, I say you worried about people
      Man: Well, I'm worried about my hunger
      Fortuneteller: :roll:

      Hope you like it :)
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      czudemiczudemi Posts: 2
      edited August 2012
      "I predict you have dropped your razor"
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      ElseyElsey Posts: 20
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: Ooh! I love charades! Here let me try!....Now what am I?
      Sailor Guy: I don't have time for this...
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      illusieillusie Posts: 13,823 Member
      edited August 2012
      Man: Why, oh why did I end up with HER as my neighbour!
      SLpPUp.png

      Showcase | NSBC story
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      ApplePolkaDotApplePolkaDot Posts: 298 Member
      edited August 2012
      man (thinking to self): how many more days till supernatural comes out... than maybe then she will stop talking about sparkling vampires in sunlight.
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      LilyParkerLilyParker Posts: 1,144 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: "What do I look like -- a miracle worker? You're a zombie. Deal with it."
      Currently blogging about The Island Challenge on Lily Parker's Sims Challenges (WordPress).
      Abandoned Kids Challenge       and Toddler Mania Challenge stories are complete.
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      XTremeGnomeSXTremeGnomeS Posts: 684 Member
      edited August 2012
      Here's another one;
      "Ooh, your future's not looking too good; YESSSSS! This is the most excitement I've had all day!"
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      SandySimSandySim Posts: 2,523 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: You look sad...let me tell your future

      Man: Fine, I guess it can't get much worse

      Fortune Teller: Ummm....yeah...here's your money back. I think you need it more than I do.

      Man: :shock: :shock:
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      GraceyManorGraceyManor Posts: 20,091 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Tellerr: I'v go voodoo, I've got whodoo, I've got things I've haven't tried...And I've got friends on the other side.
      Man: Don't bother, I've seen the movie.
      Fortune Teller: Fishsticks!
      Gracey's CC Find Site
      https://graceymanorsims3.tumblr.com/
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      TarynTerrificTarynTerrific Posts: 152 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: I...I must draw you like one of my French girls
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      janeDoe001janeDoe001 Posts: 1,159 Member
      edited August 2012
      Woman: Do you hear the voices...?
      Man: Huh?
      Woman: The voices, the complaints. I try to accommodate them but they complain about it more. Something about the company and more money and complaining in a forum...
      Man in Rocking Chair: Haters' gonna hate.


      jD001
      Pokety Poke Poke :D

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      becomingjennbecomingjenn Posts: 3,942 Member
      edited August 2012
      FortuneTeller (and wife): What good fortune dearest, mum's decided to come live with us!
      Man(and husband):Wonder if Goldbeard's Galleon is looking for any sailors with immediate openings?

      :mrgreen:
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      piffloverpifflover Posts: 615 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortuneteller: "Hey you know the drill, give me some simoleons and I will tell you your future
      Guy: "Sigh... I already know my future, it's all downhill from here"
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      sims3izzebestsims3izzebest Posts: 6
      edited August 2012
      Fortune Teller: I see many good things in your future!
      Guy: Really, well I always thought I was special.
      Fortune Teller: YES, YES thats it, you are not special.. you...are...Unique!!
      Guy: WOOOOWWW, You are Amazing!!
      Fortune Teller: yes, yes....Now that would be 20 dollars ..plus tax.
      Guy's Friend: :roll:
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      WILDHORSES20WILDHORSES20 Posts: 1
      edited August 2012
      what a witch i thought it was a vampire
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      bunbunnynybunbunnyny Posts: 3,678 Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: "If I put my hand on someone's head and then yank it off really hard, I can grow hair on my hands!"
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      KatimoKatimo Posts: 467 New Member
      edited August 2012
      Fortune teller: when I clap my hands you will have all the riches in the world and hair upon your head.
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      SheldonlySheldonly Posts: 6,103 Member
      edited August 2012
      Man: So what you're saying is, I pay you 1.99 a minute and you will be able foresee my entire future?
      Day starts are like "We live in a happy town, everything is fine but we'd rather lynch someone just in case!"
      - Caro the Magnificent

      An Introduction to Mafia

      Mafia Stats
      Games Played: 51 ||Games Won: 31
      Mafia: 4 ||Third: 7 ||Town: 39 ||Alien: 1
      NK: 19 ||Lynched: 7 ||Alive: 25

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      vernmeivernmei Posts: 3
      edited August 2012
      Man: I need hair not beard！
      Fortuneteller: In this September, you can turn into a wolf man instead!
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