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Fortune Teller:"Indeed you are let's take that hair off your chin and make it a wig"
Not so good but hey I tried
I got another one:
"Listen lady, I'm just here 'cuz my wife wants directions to our new home. So for the last time, you may NOT use my head as a bongo drum."
jD001
Man: "Oh no, not this again. She always just makes things up that are not true."
Man:See what,I see nothing.
Teller:What are u blind?Look over there
open your eyes & look.
Man:For pete sakes I think u are
the most fickled woman the world has
ever seen in years...
"Are you sure?"
"Of course! I'm a gardener; I know when sunflowers bloom. NOW GO!"
Fortuneteller: I see in your near future you're going to buy a hair piece! And perhaps shave that ridiculous facial hair!
Fortuneteller: I see the reflections of many upon your head...
Man: What kind of perfume did she breathe in? :shock:
Man: :?: Thanks, but I only asked if you had some sugar I could borrow...
Man: ...Really? :roll:
Man: Wait, Wait what was my future? I zoned out once you said terrible.
FortuneTeller: Ugh just give my 50 simoleons and you will find out.
Man: Ok, thanks for my future!!
-LunarBree
man: really
fortuneteller: yes i can see that very rich man walking ahead of you from your shiny bald head
"I spy a new Sims game in your wife's future"
Sailor: Well you are not the first Fortune Teller to tell me this!
Fortune Teller: I guess i need a new job...
Man: Well that sucks...
Man in rocking chair: What are those two doing near my 🐸🐸🐸🐸 cart? 🐸🐸🐸🐸...I'm taking a nap.
Guy: Really, well I always thought I was special...
Fortune Teller: YES,YES thats it, you..are..SPECIAL.
Guy: WOOOWWW!! you are amazing!
Fortune Teller: yes, yes.. Now that would be 20 dollars plus tax.
Guy's Friend: :roll:
Man: Are you for real?
Sleeping guy: *Snore* Do not *Snore* Listen to Her *Snore* You'll spend your whole life *Snore* Being afraid of freezer bunnies.
Man: *Gulp* XD
This will be fun! XD
Man: Noo....is there no hope for me?