My wife annoyed me, so I killed her. I also killed the babysitter because she didn't look after my toddler properly.
can you make sword in box light sword so sword come out when opened? then if sword is back after sword, use light saber on box, and saber will boxed after sword is out.
So, I just had a kid, right? And some Lostso family I don't know sent him a weird doll. I don't question it...
Years later, my kid takes it's now invisible friend to the science lab, and boom! She's married to it....
I threw the best party last night. The birthday cake caught the house on fire then a meteor struck the house and killed 2 of the guests. Everyone is still talking about what a great time they had.
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I had six kids within two weeks.
"I trapped him in a box and then he died *evil laugh*"
:shock:
:Edit:
I think I scared people off with my post... :shock:
"Have you ever dated a never nude? it's really funny watching them take a shower"
"Both my parents are great kissers."
https://themostevilfish.wordpress.com/
"I just died of starvation and met the Grim Reaper. He brought me back to life because I was a loser. 3 hours later we got married!".
I'll post again if I have another.
I had to.
My baby's a burrito...
Hey, I have no living or dead relatives or family! I just got plonked down in this world as an adult !!
hehehehe :P
"I meant my husband yesterday."
or
"Ha 1D! I'm level 10 and you're level 9!"
I actually say that stuff...
"For some reason I couldn't woohoo properly so I wished for a baby in the well"
"When I brought my mother back from the dead she forgot who everyone were and started making out with my brother... Awkward silence"
"My sisters so annoying. Leave her alone for 2 minutes and she'll be woohooing with the maid while the house is on fire. I just took my son and left."
"I wished for a lover from the wishing well and a elderly lady appeared. Not expecting THAT"
I can't stop having triplets :shock:
I can get the cash off my money tree
My best friend is a unicorn!
Years later, my kid takes it's now invisible friend to the science lab, and boom! She's married to it....