Granted, but your scholarship is a fraud performed by Kate so she can funnel money to her charities so it looks like she’s still working, but you sue her and you end up being used by Kate as a test subject and transported to a East German island in Cuba where you are subjected to atrocious humiliation by U.S. Virgin Islands for testing Kate’s PR so the tabloids can complain about Florida infecting everyone with bizzare news.
Granted. Everyone now has a good PR team. And because everyone has one, it no longer matters because it confers absolutely no advantage. To quote Syndrome from the Incredibles, when everyone's special, no one is!
I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top since I was 19.
Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
Granted, but only you can teleport
Not your clothes, not the hamburger you just ate, and not the soda you drank. So once you poof away all that stuff just drops to the ground.
Granted, but your stomach is made fun of for being flatter than Kansas or Florida, so much that an angry Florida man threatened to bump your stomach back to "not being flat" so you had to hire security, only for you to become a flat human like a coin.
I wish walls could be testified for answers for criminal cases and juicy rumors.
Granted, but it’s now in astronomically foreseaable future! Meaning you’re have to live near, be an immortal, and wait until Yellowstone Supervolcano explodes like ERUPTION! In order to lose your weight.
I wish you could pump the magma out of Yellowstone.
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I wish that everyone has a good PR team.
I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top since I was 19.
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
I wish I didn't have so much gray hair.
I wish I didn't get cold sores on my lip
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
I'd save so much money on shampoo and conditioner.
Granted, but now your eyes are lined with stys. (sp?)
Edit: Oops, forgot a wish.
I wish my house was spotless.
I wish I never got sick
I meant spotless as in clean, but that works too. Not a fan of polka dots either
(You and me both)
Granted but you have to take care of every person in your life when they get sick.
I wish my kids had about a week off from school.
I wish it was sunnier.
Good news - Earth and Mercury are now neighbors, and we have more sunny days!
Bad news - being THAT close to the sun results in everyone being cooked to a crisp, like bacon!
I wish that I could get the cat to stop clawing the furniture
I wish for a can of AriZona tea that never ran out.
I wish for one act of greatness for TSBM.
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I wish pets lived as long as their humans
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I wish for the ability to shapeshift.
I wish i could teleport
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Not your clothes, not the hamburger you just ate, and not the soda you drank. So once you poof away all that stuff just drops to the ground.
I wish I can go through walls whenever I want
granted but you now live in a world where walls dont exist
i wish i could go inside fictional stories (e.g go inside comics, videogames and cartoons)
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I wish I could have a flat stomach.
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
I wish walls could be testified for answers for criminal cases and juicy rumors.
I wish i could talk to cats
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I wish it was Friday.
i wish i was beautiful
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I wish I would lose about 15 lbs of fat in the foreseeable future!
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
I wish you could pump the magma out of Yellowstone.
and granted but all other volcanos erupt when you do it.
i forgot to put a wish so mines same as below me xD
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I wish I could see thru walls.