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  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 1,659 Member
    Granted, you are super charged and can't sleep at all.

    I wish weekend was longer.
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    edited November 17
    Granted, but your weekend is ruined by a literal homewrecker wrecking your home.

    I wish I can get rid of mosquitoes from my city.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted. Mosquitoes are now extinct. But an ecological disaster will move through the world like a slow-motion tumbling of dominoes, as bats and other creatures who depend on mosquitoes will be next to disappear, until what remains on earth may not sustain you, or any of us.

    I wish I could shape-shift.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • XxTigertailxXXxTigertailxX Posts: 10 New Member
    granted, but you can only shift into a wooden block.

    i wish i could stop procrastinating.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted, but now you can't stop working.

    Wish I could do 30 pushups in a set...
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but your push-up is interrupted by people demanding video tapes of your 30-in-a-set push-ups and you become the next Jane Fonda of workout videos, but an incident causes you to be excluded from 30 push-ups by the government in name of money.

    I wish I can grant a wish to anyone.

  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted. But the first person you granted a wish to, wished you dead...*maniacal laugh*

    I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart..
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    edited November 18
    Granted, but your dragons cause United Nations to scrutinize you for causing unnecessary chaos and somehow Kim Kardashian was able to use your dragons to fly out Paris Hilton to your home in exchange of a Sims expansion pack being sent to you.

    I wish for a pretzel.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Oooh, you are MEAN! :D

    Okay, since I am stuck with Paris Plumming Hilton instead of the expansion pack I wanted, I grant you your pretzel, but I have her lick it first! >:)

    this is great btw.

    I wish for an actual good night's sleep tonight.

    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but your sleep is protested by insomniac ghosts from the Soviet Union trying to reclaim your lost sleep time, but this is countered by an international committee of ghost hunters who replicated their skills from the Sims game's ghost hunting techniques, which forced Russia to repossess the ghosts by ushering the repo-man from the Sims game to real life to keep them in check, and your good sleep is almost conquered by a Siberian witch after she threatened your sleep time if they didn't return the ghosts to her.

    I wish for everything's color to look like the oversaturated photographs and postcards from the 1950s.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted, but now you and everyone else are getting migraines and visual tracers from it, and it's everywhere. Forever.

    I wish the sport of leaf-spring stilt ice hockey that I once had a dream of, were real.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But you break an ankle during the second half of the game!

    I wish I could get rid of this neck cramps

    (going on day 3 now :( )
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • _Sandra__Sandra_ Posts: 129 Member
    edited November 20
    Granted. But you will get them on the rest of your body. 😢

    I wish I could graduate university. 😣
  • KersiexxKersiexx Posts: 263 Member
    edited November 20
    Granted, but you are in debt for the rest of your life and the knowledge you learned is put at no use.

    I wish I had a good mannered corgi
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted, but you are also given a very ill-mannered German Shepherd with bad body odor and no sense of humor.

    I wish I were over this cold already.


    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But you now have the Zika virus!

    I wish I had a 1970 Schwinn Cotton Picker bicycle! :wink:
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    You did! It was in storage all along! But it's so badly pitted and rusted through the body as to be unsalvageable.

    I wish the holidays didn't have to happen this year.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but you get a sue of $6 million for causing unnecessary backlog of unsent holiday cards and presents which led to you becoming a FBI and Interpol fugitive for scamming out people from their beloved holidays, only to be saved by Paris Hilton singing “Ya Gah Yaa Gaah” and buys every holiday available because she’s rich and puts the debt from buying the holidays to you for life, so you have to pay for it.

    I wish I had a fireplace.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted. You now have a fireplace. But the catch is, you're now a Sim! And we know what that means...!

    I wish the scientific and technological breakthroughs we're having now, could only bring good things.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 579 Member
    Granted, many great things are brought on by those break throughs and almost causes world peace
    But sadly it only lasts for a week and fingers get pointed on who ruined it, nuclear war happens soon after and humanity dies a painful death.

    I wish I had a lighter with unlimited fuel
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  • MRSMLOGMRSMLOG Posts: 18,330 Member
    Granted, but it randomly lights by itself, when it's in your pocket. Ow

    I'm wishing this fog lifts before I have to drive to my Dr. appointment.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But it fogs up again after your appointment and... well, you get "Final Destiny" behind a log truck!

    I wish I could have another ice cold Coca-Cola.
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    You get it, and drink it. But an assassin mixed tiny fragments of broken glass into the ice cubes (intending to get someone else) which floated through the drink as the cubes melted, and by the time anyone knew you had internal bleeding, it was too late.

    I wish I could fast-forward through time.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but you are denied to ever using public transportation and cars forever. Just walk and fast forward it.

    I wish this city was a lake that never drained before.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But now ALL cities have NO drainage systems and flood over as well! With only rain and no way to get rid of it, soon Earth is 100% covered by water! Everyone hates you now!

    I wish I could get some Taco Bell here!
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
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