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Corrupt a wish game

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  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    You can, but it's the worst quality version of Taco Bell (you've eaten at those, right?) where the lettuce is warm, limp, and stale, the food is half cooled and spilled all over the inside of the bag, there are like 2 shreds of processed cheese on your taco, the little actual meat that's on it, leaves little nuggets of gristle between your teeth, and half the time, your order is wrong.

    I wish I could get TS4 to play with my pc's night-adjusted light levels (to filter out blue light) so I didn't have to choose between evening gaming and getting a good night's sleep.

    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • nerdfashionnerdfashion Posts: 4,280 Member
    Granted, but you always call asleep while playing and your game gets messed up!

    I wish to manipulate the results of the Stuff Pack Vote to get what I voted for.
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    edited November 23
    Granted, but your vote manipulation contains a virus which infests everyone in Earth, and hospitals around the world sue you for misusing a public vote system for causing the virus epidemic.

    I wish for no wish.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    edited November 23
    The genie misheard your "no wish" as "knowledge" and -

    Granted. But it was only "no duh" type of knowledge (fire is hot, you can't whistle while your mouth is full, etc)

    I wish I could have night vision
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 579 Member
    Granted, you see the world as if it was the permanent dark night.
    Aka you're blind

    I wish to meet bigfac-I mean bigfoot
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but Bigfoot becomes a chore to be your roommate and thus lets Bigfoot escape into the woods, only to be kidnapped by a witch and you had to rescue it but it was too as the witch has turned the Bigfoot into a gorilla and sets it free in Africa, so you reach a deal with the witch, only for it to backfire as the witch dies of Bigfoot disease, forcing you to learn to be a witch from The Sims 4: Realm of Magic, which also fails since you are put into a trial for accidentally causing Bering Sea to close, but you’re not declared guilty, so you go to Africa to look for the gorilla and you gets close, but later you are accidentally killed by the poachers looking for a gorilla instead.

    I wish for a swimming pool that doesn’t need maintaining so it’s always in perfect condition no matter what.
  • AyrthwilAyrthwil Posts: 36 Member
    You did it, but she's the size of a barbie.

    I would like to have access to new games in advance.
  • k_reeser1k_reeser1 Posts: 122 Member
    granted,but all of the games are made by EA and horribly buggy and laggy! ;)
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    edited November 25
    I grant no wish for them, but it’s disqualified.

    I wish that my country switch from rice based diet to pasta based diet.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But the pasta is all long noodles which get hung up in your throat - chocking hazard! Should've stayed with the rice!

    I wish it was summer - freezing here!
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Granted, but the summer you get is the humid, oppressive kind, still 85F/29C and no wind, even at night, the kind where you can't sleep and the air is like a sauna.

    I wish I were over this cough and sore throat already.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 579 Member
    Granted, instead of coughing all the time you fart all the time.
    Have fun trying to be taken seriously

    I wish I was immune to radiation
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but you are quarantined by United Nations, Chernobyl officials, Fukushima officials, Japan, and Russia for exchanging radiation immunity by causing you to have ‘radiation aura’ meaning you are treated like radiation spreader, causing Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian to become infected and sue you, and also infecting everyone and causing radiation issues and also causing Pluto to become radiation magnet, causing Uranus to give up its name and becomes Radianus instead, and Saturn and Neptune is angry at you for causing Jupiter to steal their moons using Jupiter’s gargantuan radiation, and Mercury and Venus decide to get new radiation from you instead, allowing Mars to become your radiation utopia.

    I wish we wear pastel colors.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    edited November 29
    Granted. Everyone dresses in pastels. Nothing much happens, but about half the population go around now with ugly spills and stains showing, because pastels are too high-maintenance and some people are clumsy and others just don't care. So the world is full of pretty people in pastels in the minority, and slobs and clumsy oafs in very gross-looking pastels, in the majority.

    @Vampris, I love your sense of humor!

    I wish I weren't afraid of heights.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but all tall (20 floors or higher) buildings in the world run away from you in fear of you in sight, causing these skyscrapers to destroy everything in their path, causing you to be deported to a rural area, however, a load of celebrities are angry and hunting you for causing their homes to be destroyed by the skyscrapers running over them. It ends with Empire State Building having an argument with Kim Kardashian about whether it’s right to run over you with Empire State Building’s feet.

    I wish for no blackouts everywhere.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But you go out on a cruise with your friends to celebrate, and the ship sinks! After finding you and your friends on a deserted island (where power has never been in), your friends quickly learn how to make fire. But the bad part is... YOU are what's for dinner!

    I wish I knew what the dog was thinking
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    Lemontail wrote: »
    Granted, but all tall (20 floors or higher) buildings in the world run away from you in fear of you in sight, causing these skyscrapers to destroy everything in their path, causing you to be deported to a rural area, however, a load of celebrities are angry and hunting you for causing their homes to be destroyed by the skyscrapers running over them. It ends with Empire State Building having an argument with Kim Kardashian about whether it’s right to run over you with Empire State Building’s feet.

    I wish for no blackouts everywhere.

    I love how creative you are, and how you work the Kardashians and/or Paris Hilton into everything.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    ...snipped...

    I wish I knew what the dog was thinking

    Granted, but to your dismay, you find out what the dog really thinks of you. It's like your dog is Kreacher and you are Harry Potter.

    I wish my cup weren't half cold by the time I sit down to it.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    Granted, but all coffees in the world becomes too hot like the stars are, to drink, so FBI opens an investigation about the sudden temperature change of all coffees. Even the cold coffees have been changed into hot in a blink of an eye. Numerous people invite spirit mediums, magicians, genies, and witches to change their coffee temperature, but it is unsuccessful. It eventually ends when a drug cartel ends up shipping coffee to FBI by mistake, and it causes a court to commit mistrial on coffees, and coffees are replaced by teas, but tea plantations cause caffeine overruns which eventually spreads to coffee plantations, returning the coffee temperatures to normal.

    I wish for a return of 1940s and 1950s everyday fashion.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 737 Member
    @Lemontail I love your creativity!

    Granted, but they come in the actual sizes, not just the styles, and almost no one past age 11 can fit into them. Women having to use Sanitary Belts again and wear the tightly cinched waists of 1950s dresses, are rioting in the streets, splitting all their seams, and never realized how comfortable and convenient pants could be, til they had to deal with trying to sit down in a crinkly itchy crinoline. Meanwhile, men are trying to get used to baggy front-pleated woolen trousers that come up to their short ribs and require suspenders. And nothing has any stretch to it except woollen tights and socks, which sag and bag about the ankles, and the socks require yet more suspenders which cut off the circulation just below the knee, to hold the socks up. But it all looked so charming in the movies.

    I wish I could live in a yurt.
    Как ветер мокрый, ты бьешься в ставни/Как ветер черный, поешь: ты мой!
    Я древний хаос, я друг твой давний/Твой друг единый, — открой, открой!
    -excerpt, Gippius 1907
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted. But it quickly gets full of mosquitoes. Also, a huge hungry bear keeps you from leaving to go get bug spray.

    I wish Christmas would be over, so things would be back to normal.
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 126 Member
    edited December 5
    Granted, but the calendar is massacred by the backlog of unsent presents sent by people, so Amazon has an idea to kidnap you and you are forced to sing Merry Christmas to death row inmates or get pelted by rotten tomatoes, but a prisoner who is a model stops this and your warden decides to declare war with Bing Crosby as he is resurrected from his grave, but Paris Hilton demands to meet with Crosby and this causes a viral video of Hilton berating Crosby for misusing the prison's public visit system, which causes you to be fed up with them, so you decide to dress as a bunny, but this is backfired by Olivia de Havilland suing the prison for displaying Feud on loop, but this is offset by an episode of South Park satirizing this, but this is backfired because EA decided to release The Sims 4: Death Row Prison, which causes huge backlash and you are forced to protest EA for displaying this insult, but this is stopped by the Sims players declaring Uranus as not a planet, which makes Uranus angry and sues you along with Pluto for not being planets, but Russia steps in and declares that they own Christmas, and thus this event, so everyone is forced to bow to Russia in exchange of a normal Christmas and everything else returns to Christmas mood for four months starting this December, then it returns to normal everyday life.

    I wish that asphalt roads are replaced with eco-friendly alternatives.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    WOW! Thank my lucky stars that I wasn't forced to be in a viral video with Lady Gaga!

    Granted! But the streets are expensive to maintain and need to be replaced every 3 years.

    I wish I was over this cold. :cold_sweat:
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • KersiexxKersiexx Posts: 263 Member
    Granted, you are over this cold, but a day later you get even sicker and die.

    I wish my dog lived forever, in peace and comfort.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,636 Member
    Granted... unfortunately YOU don't, and you die of old age.

    I wish I could fly
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
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