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Corrupt a wish game

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  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 915 Member
    Granted but it would be to a clown college.

    I wish I could think of something to wish for. 🤷‍♀️
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 809 Member
    Granted, but wait you can't wish for anything now. So you now sink into a very deep depression over not being able to get your wish and barely take care of yourself until one day you find a wish granting well! But you forgot what you wanted so you ask the same question again and this whole situation repeats until you die.

    I wish I could force anyone to sneeze on command, but they will never know why
    M⊕R✞IS
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 305 Member
    Granted, but your scholarship is a fraud performed by Kate so she can funnel money to her charities so it looks like she’s still working, but you sue her and you end up being used by Kate as a test subject and transported to a East German island in Cuba where you are subjected to atrocious humiliation by U.S. Virgin Islands for testing Kate’s PR so the tabloids can complain about Florida infecting everyone with bizzare news.

    I wish that everyone has a good PR team.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 2,823 Member
    Granted. Everyone now has a good PR team. And because everyone has one, it no longer matters because it confers absolutely no advantage. To quote Syndrome from the Incredibles, when everyone's special, no one is!

    I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top since I was 19.
    -Nush call me anything but late for dinner, but if you're asking, they/them. Not offended by whatever you feel like using though
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 915 Member
    Granted, but now you're hair grows longer every time you cut and you constantly trip over it.

    I wish I didn't have so much gray hair.
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  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 2,823 Member
    Granted...no grays at all. In fact, no hair at all. You're bald.

    I wish I didn't get cold sores on my lip
    -Nush call me anything but late for dinner, but if you're asking, they/them. Not offended by whatever you feel like using though
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 915 Member
    edited February 20
    Granted...no grays at all. In fact, no hair at all. You're bald.

    I'd save so much money on shampoo and conditioner.


    I wish I didn't get cold sores on my lip

    Granted, but now your eyes are lined with stys. (sp?)

    Edit: Oops, forgot a wish.

    I wish my house was spotless.
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 809 Member
    Granted, all objects with polka dots in your house are gone and can never enter your house.

    I wish I never got sick
    M⊕R✞IS
  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 915 Member
    Vampris wrote: »
    Granted, all objects with polka dots in your house are gone and can never enter your house.

    I meant spotless as in clean, but that works too. Not a fan of polka dots either :D

    Vampris wrote: »
    I wish I never got sick
    (You and me both)
    Granted but you have to take care of every person in your life when they get sick.

    I wish my kids had about a week off from school.
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 305 Member
    Granted, but these kids get a month off from your family every two months, placed in a cemetery with Elizabeth Taylor and Kristen Bell.

    I wish it was sunnier.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 6,057 Member
    Granted. But the Sun's gravitational pull brings Earth into orbit with Mercury.

    Good news - Earth and Mercury are now neighbors, and we have more sunny days!

    Bad news - being THAT close to the sun results in everyone being cooked to a crisp, like bacon!


    I wish that I could get the cat to stop clawing the furniture
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 809 Member
    Granted, your cat doesn't claw the furniture anymore and instead rips up your clothing

    I wish for a can of AriZona tea that never ran out.
    M⊕R✞IS
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,714 Member
    Granted but everything else you drink tastes like sewage.

    I wish for one act of greatness for TSBM.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    I've sung the alphabet song far too much lately as I've washed my hands.
  • RainesimsRainesims Posts: 778 Member
    granted but the one act of greatness was an evil act of greatness and now i've subjugated a whole nation against my will because of your wish :'(

    I wish pets lived as long as their humans
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  • nerdfashionnerdfashion Posts: 4,725 Member
    Granted, but instead of pet lifespans being extended, human lifespans are shortened!

    I wish for the ability to shapeshift.
  • RainesimsRainesims Posts: 778 Member
    granted but you can only shapeshift into danny devito or a cup of cold tea.

    I wish i could teleport
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 809 Member
    Granted, but only you can teleport
    Not your clothes, not the hamburger you just ate, and not the soda you drank. So once you poof away all that stuff just drops to the ground.

    I wish I can go through walls whenever I want
    M⊕R✞IS
  • RainesimsRainesims Posts: 778 Member
    edited February 24
    Better than a diet xD bonus ahah

    granted but you now live in a world where walls dont exist

    i wish i could go inside fictional stories (e.g go inside comics, videogames and cartoons)
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  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 2,823 Member
    Granted, but now you can't get back out again!

    I wish I could have a flat stomach.
    -Nush call me anything but late for dinner, but if you're asking, they/them. Not offended by whatever you feel like using though
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 305 Member
    Granted, but your stomach is made fun of for being flatter than Kansas or Florida, so much that an angry Florida man threatened to bump your stomach back to "not being flat" so you had to hire security, only for you to become a flat human like a coin.

    I wish walls could be testified for answers for criminal cases and juicy rumors.
  • RainesimsRainesims Posts: 778 Member
    edited February 24
    Granted but they plead the 5th for every question

    I wish i could talk to cats
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  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 915 Member
    Granted but you now speak in meows and they talk like us humans.

    I wish it was Friday.
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  • RainesimsRainesims Posts: 778 Member
    GRANTED but its 00:59 pm and weekends no longer exist.

    i wish i was beautiful
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  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 2,823 Member
    Granted! Incorruptible, because it was already true, not a wish.

    I wish I would lose about 15 lbs of fat in the foreseeable future!
    -Nush call me anything but late for dinner, but if you're asking, they/them. Not offended by whatever you feel like using though
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 305 Member
    Granted, but it’s now in astronomically foreseaable future! Meaning you’re have to live near, be an immortal, and wait until Yellowstone Supervolcano explodes like ERUPTION! In order to lose your weight.

    I wish you could pump the magma out of Yellowstone.
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