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Corrupt a wish game

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  • UnicornzUnicornz Posts: 226 Member
    Granted, but people start making fun of you and you get more and more paranoid every day. Sometime later, you start losing contact to your friends and family, and you sadly fly into the sky.. to never be seen again.

    I wish I was able to get every Sims 4 pack earlier than anyone!
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    Do what makes you happy, and don't let others stop you

  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 225 Member
    edited December 2019
    Granted, but you become a fugitive of FBI, Interpol, United Nations, and WHO for getting your pack early by impersonating an EA executive and then using it to harass the Africa's weather for being too hot, then scandalizing Italy for not being a forest, then inadvertently cause Turkey to declare war to Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, who then cries loud enough for elephants to come over to Europe by themselves, but the elephants are held hostage by The Sims players who is mad that you got these packs early for an unfair reason, so you have to hide in Maldives, but Eliza Pancakes comes to life and berates you for misusing your wish, then it gets tireless so you decide to give up your ability to get the packs early, but this is too late, as FBI captures you and sends you to Alcatraz as if Alcatraz was operating and you remain in there for 40 weeks.

    I wish that all cars are now eco-friendly.
  • MaxieMixMaxieMix Posts: 182 Member
    Granted, but EA finds you hacking and calls the po po then your in for life in jail
    I wish I wasnt cold

  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,849 Member
    Granted. You are now on fire!

    I wish I had perfect teeth.
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 1,730 Member
    You get perfect teeth -at the cost of your tongue. You can't talk, and eating is very difficult.

    I wish I could fall asleep faster.
    -Nush
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • nerdfashionnerdfashion Posts: 4,512 Member
    Granted, but you're cursed with night terrors and are now afraid to sleep.

    I wish to stop global warming.
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 225 Member
    Granted, but you become a hip, hot, young, attractive warning (ATTENTION!) that needs to be warming up to understand the effects of you affecting the hip, hot, young, attractive world in terms of hip, hot, young, attractive global normality. And you get warmer than everyone, so you have to move to Pluto but Uranus isn’t going to let you do this, so you just sink inside Uranus while feeling hip, hot, young, and attractive; while watching Earth in its hip, hot, young, and attractive state.

    I wish that everyone in the world is hip, hot, young (as in young adults), and attractive.
  • UnicornzUnicornz Posts: 226 Member
    Granted, but the opposite happens to you.

    I wish I could live in Sulani
    Lemontail wrote: »
    Granted, but you become a fugitive of FBI, Interpol, United Nations, and WHO for getting your pack early by impersonating an EA executive and then using it to harass the Africa's weather for being too hot, then scandalizing Italy for not being a forest, then inadvertently cause Turkey to declare war to Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, who then cries loud enough for elephants to come over to Europe by themselves, but the elephants are held hostage by The Sims players who is mad that you got these packs early for an unfair reason, so you have to hide in Maldives, but Eliza Pancakes comes to life and berates you for misusing your wish, then it gets tireless so you decide to give up your ability to get the packs early, but this is too late, as FBI captures you and sends you to Alcatraz as if Alcatraz was operating and you remain in there for 40 weeks.

    crazy answer!

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    Do what makes you happy, and don't let others stop you

  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 1,730 Member
    Granted. You're living in Sulani. As a palm tree. >:)

    I wish I didn't have a headache coming on. Might be a rough day tomorrow. (setting someone up with a great decapitation story...!)
    -Nush
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • KayeStarKayeStar Posts: 6,552 Member
    Granted, but the day after tomorrow will be the worst of your life.

    I wish I had my car back (totaled in an auto accident). I miss my car, as cheesy as that sounds.
    "Promise me we do this together, okay?"

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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 225 Member
    edited December 2019
    Granted, but your car contains a body so FBI is called and it turns out that a fossil had been somehow added on it, so a museum nearby takes it, but it is stopped by NSA wishing to take the fossil and leave the car, but you protest, but both the museum and NSA is fed up with you so you get an accident person to challenge a duel with the museum, but it is cancelled after Argentina asks you to exchange the fossil in exchange of the car returned to you in pristine condition, so you agree, but the deal falls through after you trash both the Brits and Argentinians on Falkland Islands issue, declaring yourself the ruler of Falkland Islands, which did not get well with Argentina, so they destroy your car and sends it to Mars, but Mars is fed up with Earth’s trash, so Mars decides to blackmail you to FBI in exchange of the car trash being sent you, which causes the worldwide sensation, so you hide with your destroyed car somewhere in Alaska.

    I wish for outrageous things to happen to everyone including me.
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 650 Member
    Wish granted, outrageous things happen to everyone. The catch? Everything that happens is lethal.
    The president is eaten by a swarm of bald eagles
    Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are crushed by the worlds largest camera
    Fifty meteors strike your neighborhood out of nowhere, reducing it to a crater
    and Just before I am able to finish typing this, my computer blows up right before I can finis-

    I wish eating food healed my wounds like in video games
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  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 1,730 Member
    Granted. Eating food now heals your wounds like in video games. But like in video games, you have no way to excrete, so you eventually die of impacted bowels. Yech. Sorry. That was a tough one to corrupt.

    I wish I could levitate.
    -Nush
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 5,849 Member
    edited December 2019
    Granted. But tree branches and the ceiling prove to be an annoyance...

    THEN IT HAPPENS...

    ... the day when you encounter a ceiling fan! It spices your head off! You're dead now. We'll miss you! :(

    I wish I could get some more ice cream! :yum:
    STEAL FROM ME, AND YOU'VE STOLEN TWICE
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 225 Member
    Granted, but you only get ice cream made with icebergs melted from Antarctica and Arctic combined, which causes stranded angry penguins and polar bears to storm your house to reclaim these ices, only to be stopped by Nestle executives wishing to get hold of the ices, but you call 911, only for you to track down the makers of the ice cream made of icebergs, who is then arrested by WHO for endangering public health. And you will be just granted one ice cream every twenty years as a compensation for the angry penguins and the polar bears.

    I wish everyone can figure skate.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 1,730 Member
    Granted. But tree branches and the ceiling prove to be an annoyance...

    THEN IT HAPPENS...

    ... the day when you encounter a ceiling fan! It spices your head off! You're dead now. We'll miss you! :(

    I wish I could get some more ice cream! :yum:

    That was just awesome! :D
    -Nush
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 1,730 Member
    Everyone figure skates, at once. The ice cracks, and everyone goes under. Since EVERYONE was figure-skating, there were no rescue attempts possible. Now, there is no one left to figure skate. Bodies dam up rivers. But once they decompose, beavers use the existing bone dams as a structure from which to build.

    I wish I had more money than I could spend.
    -Nush
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 225 Member
    Granted, but your money is now in the limbo. You must go to the afterlife in order to get the money, which means you have to wait. And you get Social Security packages every year, enough to live comfortably but you’re not allowed to hold a job forever anyway so you’re stuck playing The Sims for lifetime while waiting for another Social Security package for a year. Then, you get the money but you’re stuck in the limbo forever, unable to reach any ways of the afterlife, with your money to spend on betting on which souls will go which ways, always gaining money but has nothing to spend for except betting with the limbo gatekeeper.

    I wish that Pluto is reclassified as a planet, also add Eris too.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 1,730 Member
    Pluto and Eris get reclassified as planets, but then, so must ALL the other objects of similar size in the Kuiper Belt. Now we have so many "planets" in our solar system that we can't even name them all, let alone learn them.


    I wish I could experience time as discrete quanta.
    -Nush
    IPA: /nuʃ /
    Nushi, nushi, rhymes with sushi
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