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What are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have?
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A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."
The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
Why did the school kids eat their homework?
Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
A boy dialled 911:
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Fun must be always -- Tomas Hertl (San Jose Sharks hockey player)
Fun must be always -- Tomas Hertl (San Jose Sharks hockey player)
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the BLOOMING difference you fool?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said to her!"
Someone who points out the obvious!
I can't see it
@Shadoza2
Here it is as a image
I had to give that a second LOL. LOL!
Thank you