Why did the Centurion not come back from patrol ? He was roman
What did the eye say to the nose ? i see you're smelly as usual
What did the owl say at the party ? this is a hoot
What did the cat say to the raccoon with a plastic bag on its head ? you look like trash
A man walked up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in days so i bit him .
What did one mechanic say when the other got electrocuted ? you look shocked
What did the tree say when it was asked why it was lying on the ground ? Im stumped .
I created this new account just to say. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ YOU EA games and any other sims 4 creators. You guys have ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ disappointed me to the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ fullest. How the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ am i supposed to be hype about this new ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ update when the sims 4 hasn't come out for MAC????!!!!!!! When it does come out for MAC users, that ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ better be less expensive i'm not ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ paying for a ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ game that comes out 10 yrs later after the PC version. i'm here stuck watching youtube vids of the sims4 being played on ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ PC. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ youuuuuuuuuuuu and ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ you sims 4 players y'all all have ugly a_ss sims.
I created this new account just to say. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ YOU EA games and any other sims 4 creators. You guys have ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ disappointed me to the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ fullest. How the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ am i supposed to be hype about this new ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ update when the sims 4 hasn't come out for MAC????!!!!!!! When it does come out for MAC users, that ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ better be less expensive i'm not ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ paying for a ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ game that comes out 10 yrs later after the PC version. i'm here stuck watching youtube vids of the sims4 being played on ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ PC. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ youuuuuuuuuuuu and ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ you sims 4 players y'all all have ugly a_ss sims.
I created this new account just to say. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ YOU EA games and any other sims 4 creators. You guys have ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ disappointed me to the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ fullest. How the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ am i supposed to be hype about this new ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ update when the sims 4 hasn't come out for MAC????!!!!!!! When it does come out for MAC users, that ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ better be less expensive i'm not ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ paying for a ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ game that comes out 10 yrs later after the PC version. i'm here stuck watching youtube vids of the sims4 being played on ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ PC. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ youuuuuuuuuuuu and ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ you sims 4 players y'all all have ugly a_ss sims.
I created this new account just to say. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ YOU EA games and any other sims 4 creators. You guys have ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ disappointed me to the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ fullest. How the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ am i supposed to be hype about this new ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ update when the sims 4 hasn't come out for MAC????!!!!!!! When it does come out for MAC users, that ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ better be less expensive i'm not ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ paying for a ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ game that comes out 10 yrs later after the PC version. i'm here stuck watching youtube vids of the sims4 being played on ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ PC. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ youuuuuuuuuuuu and ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ you sims 4 players y'all all have ugly a_ss sims.
thats not a one liner but you sure are a joke
Put in the 'worse joke" category?
naw they're in the give me a break category . besides im pretty sure i dominate the worst one liners lol
I created this new account just to say. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ YOU EA games and any other sims 4 creators. You guys have ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ disappointed me to the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ fullest. How the ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ am i supposed to be hype about this new ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ update when the sims 4 hasn't come out for MAC????!!!!!!! When it does come out for MAC users, that ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ better be less expensive i'm not ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ paying for a ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ game that comes out 10 yrs later after the PC version. i'm here stuck watching youtube vids of the sims4 being played on ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ PC. ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ youuuuuuuuuuuu and ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ you sims 4 players y'all all have ugly a_ss sims.
You could you know, do something besides watch sims 4 videos. Like you could get a life, I think it would help you greatly, you seem like you desperately need something to do besides being on the computer. Just a thought.
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Serious answer: No. it becomes a litter of kitties. Please act responsibly.
What did the eye say to the nose ? i see you're smelly as usual
What did the owl say at the party ? this is a hoot
What did the cat say to the raccoon with a plastic bag on its head ? you look like trash
A man walked up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in days so i bit him .
What did one mechanic say when the other got electrocuted ? you look shocked
What did the tree say when it was asked why it was lying on the ground ? Im stumped .
thats not a one liner but you sure are a joke
Well it still made me laugh.
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Put in the 'worse joke" category?
naw they're in the give me a break category . besides im pretty sure i dominate the worst one liners lol
Someone handing out flyers on a street corner is basically like them saying, "here, you throw this away."
(I altered a roast bashing by the great James Norton about his friend.)
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You could you know, do something besides watch sims 4 videos. Like you could get a life, I think it would help you greatly, you seem like you desperately need something to do besides being on the computer. Just a thought.
Why did the mailman lose his job ? he went postal
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This thread needed an April Ludgate quote.
why was the egg crazy ? it cracked
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Thereโs two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says โYou man the guns, Iโll driveโ
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Oh snap
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "Iโll take a beer, and one for the road."
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt