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    What are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have?

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      EmmaVaneEmmaVane Posts: 7,847 Member
      SpidersWeb wrote: »
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      Didn't the naming of Greenland have something to do with PR? Vikings wanted people to emigrate there, so made it sound more awesome.
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      It was the early Scandinavian settlers who gave the country the name Greenland. In the Icelandic sagas, it is said that the Norwegian-born Icelander Erik the Red was exiled from Iceland for manslaughter. Along with his extended family and his thralls, he set out in ships to explore icy land known to lie to the northwest. After finding a habitable area and settling there, he named it Grœnland (translated as "Greenland"), supposedly in the hope that the pleasant name would attract settlers.[12][13][14]
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      thesimsfairy47thesimsfairy47 Posts: 6,116 Member
      Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      edited December 2014
      My unicorn secretary tells me I am a compulsive liar! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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      VanityHighVanityHigh Posts: 1,300 Member
      I've started going to meetings about my obsession with female superheroes. I'm a bit of a heroine addict.
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      I used to be a tap dancer until I fell into the sink! :mrgreen:
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      Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
      What do you call a fake noodle?

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      An impasta!
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      thesimsfairy47thesimsfairy47 Posts: 6,116 Member
      Would any one like a "plum"
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      EsnesNommocEsnesNommoc Posts: 1,243 Member
      edited December 2014
      On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine. I'm the one you need.
      Source: my friend. :blush:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt...Then it clicked! :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      edited December 2014
      To the person who invented zero: Thanks for nothing! :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I was sure I'd never met herbivore. :mrgreen:
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      thesimsfairy47thesimsfairy47 Posts: 6,116 Member
      You should never tell an egg a joke...it might crack up :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      I don't trust people with graph paper...They're always plotting something! :mrgreen:>:)
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      edited December 2014
      I was thirsty, so I went to the shop to buy 8 Sprites. When I got home, I realized that I had only picked 7 up! :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      There was an explosion at a pie factory...3.14 people died! :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      edited December 2014
      What does school stand for:

      S: Six
      C: Cruel
      H: Hours
      O: Of
      O: Our
      L: Lives

      Lol. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      edited December 2014
      I was going to find my watch, but I can never find the time to do it! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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      thesimsfairy47thesimsfairy47 Posts: 6,116 Member
      I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust. :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      A new type of broom has been released...It's sweeping the nation! :mrgreen:
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      My friend didn't like his beard at first...Then it grew on him! :mrgreen:
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      Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
      What did santa say when he met a vamp ? ho ho ho
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      edited December 2014
      My doctor says I have an O.C.D to repeat things, repeat things, repeat things! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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      Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
      Why did the reindeer not return ? He went to the Donner party
      Why was the reindeer so popular ? she was vixen
      why did santa go to jail ? because he was caught with one horse open slay
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      elliskane3elliskane3 Posts: 2,050 Member
      What do you get if you deep fry Santa? Crisp Cringle! :mrgreen:

      Serious answer: A jail sentence. Lol. :mrgreen:
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