The Easiest Lotto, Like, Ever. Winner announced p2! «123...Next Go

thesims3boy

I have 1000 SimPoints. There will be one winner. All I need is world domination you all to make me laugh. Post a picture, a joke, or a funny short story and you'll be in the running. This lotto is only open for the next 7 hours, so CHOP CHOP!

But be warned - any inappropriate submissions will result in instant vaporization through your computers webcam. In the event you do not have a webcam, well, lucky you.

Good luck!

ENTRANTS

@MariTomKaulitZ
@ohmyglobguys
@ciane
@SjappielovePaul
@GITTE2001
@Franny
@StephSteb
@JoeJoe11
@equuest
@figmentz
@lisasc360
@amaresity
@Martje89
@Ceea
@HausOfSuper
@VioletHorse
@Teanias

pxelskies

Is a video allowed? In that case: this one never fails to make me laugh. I don't even know why it's funny but after a few seconds I always start giggling.

thesims3boy

Yes, video is fine! Welcome aboard the fun train!

Katieeee

MariTomKaulitZ wrote: »

Is a video allowed? In that case: this one never fails to make me laugh. I don't even know why it's funny but after a few seconds I always start giggling.

10/10

pxelskies

Awesome, thanks! I'm really looking forward to seeing the other entries - this is such a great idea for a lotto!

ohmyglobguys

when you think you're at the bottom of the steps but there's one more step

ciane

Let's see if I can tell this joke well.

Jesus and Moses were golfing with one other.
Moses hit a shot that ended up in the water.
He parted the water and walked on the dry land between them to make his next shot.

Jesus did one better and walked out on the water after his ball landed on a lily pad there.

Since they were threesome, the third one hit the ball that ricocheted off a tree, bounced along, and was grabbed by a big frog, who was swooped up by an eagle and dropped directly over the hole, making it a hole-in-one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "You just had to bring your father along, didn't you?!"

SjappielovePaul

I couldn't pick so I put multiple fun in here!





Trick or Treat

GITTE2001

Money and fat is the same thing. There's enough of both, but at the wrong places.

Franny

This is awesome!

I always chuckle when I see this..

Franny

Since there is a short time limit, I am going to tag some peeps who might interested!

@Kaela_87 @HausOfSuper
@PolarPhantom @Anfoxxy
@JoeJoe11 @SphynxRules
@StephSteb @figmentz
@amaresity @Kaime226
@Torin145 @Jaylin
@Ceea @blair2396
@Ktarian @jameswood123
@melissalungu @BatmanSimmer
@ColorMePink @SuppaStarin
@ahholladay @R3imiu
@Martje89 @Imberis
@crzy_gal_101 @Blooming_Lilac
@sarah23474 @djsdragongirl
@cristill13 @equuest
@jg2342ar @Surreal
@OriginalMara @lisasc360
@taylor13600 @TheGreatSquark

StephSteb

Thanks for the tag, @Franny

These Ted memes always crack me up, but this one is my favorite:

Thanks for the lotto, @thesims3boy

JoeJoe11

My brother just threw a bottle of milk at me.

What the hell, how dairy?!

(I love bad jokes)

equuest

I always find these videos funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_teB4ujKzdE

figmentz

Thanks @Franny for the tag.

I saw this on another thread:

A man threw Scrabble tiles on the road. That's the word on the street.

StephSteb

figmentz wrote: »

Thanks @Franny for the tag.

I saw this on another thread:

A man threw Scrabble tiles on the road. That's the word on the street.

Haaaahahahahahahahaha *falls over laughing*

lisasc360

Thank you for hosting this lotto @thesims3boy and thanks for mentioning me @Franny...

Here is a few that I like and think are funny...

ciane

@lisasc360 - you are missing the [ in front of that last image code. Loved those pics!

lisasc360

Thank you @ciane, I fixed it..

amaresity

Loving the funnies!!! Thanks for the tag @Franny





And the universal truth

Martje89

A few weeks ago I saw the "YouTube Challenge - I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2015" from Jimmy Kimmel on television. That made me laugh so much! I feel sorry for these kids, but they are so incredibly cute! Especially the kid at 1:20: "I'm going to check on my candy and if I see no candy you are in big trouble young lady!" and the way he points his finger, priceless

Ceea

I don't know why this kills me, it just escalates so quickly (thank you for the tag @Franny )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM



The puns in this thread are killing me xDDD

A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field. Hey guys, what does a house wear? Address.

HausOfSuper

I already posted but for some reason my comment disappeared...
well, first of all thanks @Franny for tagging me.
I will post 2 things, I hope it is okay

I usually laugh a lot with these kind of videos:

/watch?v=B7n7M_9OVTg (I can't post videos? don't know why)

and I spent 10 minutes laughing yesterday with this random gif

VioletHorse

Will this do??
http://www.thesims3.com/contentDetail.html?contentId=474495

SjappielovePaul

I don't understand why it's become so strictly with posting links! All those approval posts that disappear!

ciane

SjappielovePaul wrote: »

I don't understand why it's become so strictly with posting links! All those approval posts that disappear!

Yeah, if you have a post where the link or pic worked, do NOT edit it. You risk having the post eaten.
Just make a new post.