Let me explain, I am very passionate about Romeo and Juliet, and wanted to recreate the play but I didn’t have enough money to do anything, so my best friend, said that we could talk to her friend Chuck about getting something for play. Unfortunately with the money we had all Chuck could give us was belly button fluff and ear wax.
I am currently hiding a live baby elephant in my neighbors house, who, by the way, I have never met.
Let me explain-It was my neighbor testing out their Halloween costume for next year, and she liked it so much she just decided to wear it all the time. She really likes to mess with people.
I bought a zillion cloth napkins on Amazon.
And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
Let me explain! I'm going to tie them all together to throw out the window as a means of escape from a place dominated by the suffocating propriety of matched table settings.
I woke up with a minotaur.
Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
Let me explain-they always leave random food on the porch or scattered in the yard. I've asked them to stop numerous times but they don't listen and it drives me crazy! So I thought I'd drive them crazy in return.
I baked loads of fruitcake and left it in random public places.
And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
Let me explain! I discovered a ticking bomb in it while driving along the coast, and shoved a heavy textbook onto the accelerator and leapt out at the last minute, as my best option for containing the blast!
I ate three grilled cheese sandwiches in one sitting...
Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
Let moi explique. My family was being held hostage by a massive sentient grilled cheese that wanted his enemy and his family dead.
I had no choice, now hand me his grandmother I need to dispose of her.
Lemme explain: my neighbor wanted a very special photo shoot, and I had to tape myself to the ceiling to get the right angle and distance. It was for ART!
I sat down at a restaurant in sopping wet clothes.
Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
My washer-drier is faulty and I had set the clothes to be cleaned while I was at work, in time for my date. I simply had nothing else that was appropriate, so I put on what was in the wash. I guess it didn't drain as well as I'd have liked...
I was caught going through customs with a goldfish-in-a-bag in my pocket.
Let me explain! It was a gift for my niece. But a good thing customs found it, because I hadn't captured 3X more air than water in the bag, thus the fish would have arrived dead. Fearing what other impossibly ignorant things I might be capable of, they then searched....everywhere...for more fish.
I woke up in a locked mall at 3 a.m.
Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
Let me explain; at the last minute you remembered You needed to get cat-food for your cat since he goes homicidal if you don’t feed him promptly at five in the morning. When you got to the mall and Walmart there was only about six minutes left until closing. You managed to get the cat food but as you got the cat food down from the top shelf at the pet food section ; there was a commotion at the store by a set of psychopaths who wanted free bowling balls. Security was called and while these bowling ball thieves made their escape they left a few lying around various aisles. You also remembered you had to pick up milk too for your cat and headed to the back of the store to grab the milk when you tripped over a bowling ball that just happened to be right where the stock room was. you fell and hit you head against the wall and knocked yourself out. Evidently the staff was too rattled to conduct a store walk so nobody discovered you lying there. You wake up and look at your watch and its three in the morning. You are in a locked Walmart in the mall and you won’t be able to get out before six o’clock. . Your cat is beyond annoyed and is going to kill you.
There’s a rattlesnake in my bedroom and I’m afraid to get off the bed; how did it get there?!!!
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
Let me explain; you used to be a primary schoolteacher prior to contracting a case of Intractable Singultus. So unfortunately every time you have to teach the alphabet well you hiccup your way through it.
I’m missing my turtle. After I looked in the oven I found I have turtle soufflé.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
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I threw my computer out the window.
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Rather than drink tea, I like to put my entire head in a bucket of tea and try to absorb the tea through my head. While it's still hot.
Good answer!
I am currently recreating the entirety of Romeo and Juliet using belly button fluff and ear wax only.
I am currently hiding a live baby elephant in my neighbors house, who, by the way, I have never met.
I just drank a quart of soy sauce.
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I'm reading a trashy romance.
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I saw a goose that was walking a dog.
I bought a zillion cloth napkins on Amazon.
I woke up with a minotaur.
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
Oh, also Medusa was there.
I frequently steal from my neighbors fridge
I baked loads of fruitcake and left it in random public places.
I also leave money with it
I drove my car into the sea..
I ate three grilled cheese sandwiches in one sitting...
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
I had no choice, now hand me his grandmother I need to dispose of her.
I taped myself to my neighbor's bedroom ceiling
Lemme explain: my neighbor wanted a very special photo shoot, and I had to tape myself to the ceiling to get the right angle and distance. It was for ART!
I sat down at a restaurant in sopping wet clothes.
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
My washer-drier is faulty and I had set the clothes to be cleaned while I was at work, in time for my date. I simply had nothing else that was appropriate, so I put on what was in the wash. I guess it didn't drain as well as I'd have liked...
I was caught going through customs with a goldfish-in-a-bag in my pocket.
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I woke up in a locked mall at 3 a.m.
Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.
There’s a rattlesnake in my bedroom and I’m afraid to get off the bed; how did it get there?!!!
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
I have a phobia of snowshoes.
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I can hiccup the alphabet on command.
I’m missing my turtle. After I looked in the oven I found I have turtle soufflé.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
I slept for twelve hours straight.
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I've never played any of The Sims games.