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WhatCobblers

Let me explain. I am a scientist with a special interest in the development of feet. I currently have on loan from the Natural History Museum four jars of preserved human feet (voluntarily donated after death), to help with my research.

I slept on the roof of my house yesterday.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Let me explain! If I sleep on my roof then I've discovered that I dream of my neighbors cavorting around in naught but their socks. Oh wait that doesn't make it better . .

I pried off all of my fingernails on a whim today.

DuckyQueen

Let me explain My fingernails are pieces of cake

A cake a minute is being delivered to my door

ignominiusrex

Let me explain: the bathroom wall and door, are between it and the living room but it's still facing in that direction.

My neighbors are burning furniture in their yard.

WhatCobblers

Let me explain. My neighbours are circus performers specialising in pyrotechnic shows. Once a month they put on a small display to entertain the neighbourhood.

It is raining hundreds and thousands.

WhatCobblers

Let me explain; in a recent science experiment exploring adult height alterations, I accidentally grew into a 54 foot tall giant. My feet are now too large for the pavements and so when I am out for a walk, cars and other vehicles often have to steer around me.

I am currently standing in miles upon miles of custard.

ignominiusrex

Let me explain. I ate the wrong kind of mushroom. Actually it is me that the custard is standing in and I go on forever. Forever. Forever...

My chewing gum lost its flavor on the bed post overnight.

DuckyQueen

Let me explain My little brother decided to lick it all night

There’s a full Sized sharp guillotine in my living room

ignominiusrex

Let me explain
! I am a finder, purveyor, collector, and dealer in rare antiquities and curiosities, and this find was so unusual that I needed to keep it in house until my buyer could arrange to come get it. I hate to part with it but a deal's a deal and it's a very lucrative one.

I have an elaborate swing hanging from the beam in my living room.

WhatCobblers

Let me explain. It's my ruddy lounge and if I want to watch TV and swing on a swing at the same time, then I will ruddy well do it!

My car is full of cockroaches.

Slacker

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cyncie

Let me explain…. Wait, I don’t have a dog.


There’s a puddle in the middle of my living room.

DuckyQueen

I dropped my water cup because my vision is terrible and I’m clumsy


I am on the moon

ignominiusrex

Let me explain: in this case moon has another meaning in which it is possible to both be on it, and over it, at the same time.

I threw out my back and can't get out of my lounge swing!

cyncie

Let me explain. I’m jello and my spine is in the yard.

I think the days are growing longer.

Slacker

Let me explain, Earth's rotation is slowing because of its relationship with our moon. Earth's days are getting longer by about 1.8 milliseconds per century. That means it will take 3.3 million years to add one minute. It will take 200 million years to add that extra hour to our day that we all are wishing for.

I am on Mars

WhatCobblers

Let me explain. I recently built an armchair out of Mars bars and an currently sitting on it. They all said I couldn't, but I showed them! And... hold on, why am I sinking?

I was fired for slipping on a banana peel.

ignominiusrex

Let me explain. I was maître d'hôtel, personally attending foreign dignitaries and fell right into the table with a bottle of extremely rare brandy, which broke along with the table, many dishes, and my reputation. That the peel must have been planted by that vile Matthieu (who vowed he would have my position and is now my replacement) mattered not at all. For now, I study Savate. One day Matthieu will leave work alone, late.

My lip is caught on my nose ring.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Let me explain. I just thought it would be a hot look when I left the house. I was wrong. Sooo wrong.

My foot is stuck in my mouth!

Slacker

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WhatCobblers

Let me explain. The voice activated computer, which I was dictating to, performed the wrong action, on account that it couldn't understand me because my foot was still stuck in my mouth (never mix advanced yoga with energy drinks!)

Everyone always farts when I'm around.