Hi all- done my job chores - and now I have three whole days to get back to Sausage antics without any other work commitments, although I doubt if I'll wake up that early tomorrow, as I haven't had that much sleep, and I'm nursing quite a severe callus on my drawing finger - tough week. Hopefully I'll get a new bit up this weekend. I haven't even looked at any posts on the site for a while, looks like there's a new patch- didn't even try the last one yet.
@EmberDahl It's been a week since we've heard from you. I hope everything is ok. Hopefully you've just been busy with work and nothing bad has happened.
"We want to hear that story again Grandpa" said Plum Jr. "Please Grandpa, we haven't heard it for aaaaaages!"
"What's the matter with you two, haven't you got houses to burn down, or parents to murder?" said the old man gruffly, knowing full well he loved every moment reciting his tales to his loving grandchildren.
“Ah very well!” he said in mock resignation. “It was thirty years ago, I was in this bar, already a little drunk, when I see this plum in a llama suit. Luckily I had five jars of Swarfega, a large gnome and a baseball bat, so I casually walked up to him an.....”
“No Grandpa!” said little Plummer Jr. “Not that story! We want the one that continues after my Mommy was born... you know, episode nine”
“Ah, that story” said Grandpa with a cheeky glint in his eye, “Well, your mother had just been ripped out of me at the hospital, and when I teleported back, it was time for work again.....”
“Ah yes, I remember it well,” continued Grandpa theatrically. “I was in good spirits having just lost all that bulk, and was in quite a cheerful mood. Then one of the technicians tells me about this new bloke who had started that morning who had replaced Charlene. So I polish up my handshake murderer and saunter off to say hello”
“Well plum me if it wasn't that grotty little alien who escaped from my glass box a couple of episodes ago”
“I was too stunned to do anything at first,” said Grandpa, “but then the door swung open, and in barged Death.”
“Completely unprovoked, he slaps me on my face”
“I told him I had no intentions of doing any killing.”
“Hee, I got another slap for that one” chuckled Grandpa.
“He goes on to say that he was just about to sit down to watch 'The Pacifier' and there was no way he was going to get disturbed midway to come out and sort my body count out.”
“He said that he didn't want to be disturbed for at least a couple of hours, so was willing to just get the inevitable over and done with. I could go home early, he could go home early, everyone's a winner.”
“Well, apart from cue-ball of course,” laughed Grandpa heartily, “ He died a terrible death!”
“So I bid Death a good night, and strolled back home, he's a lovely chap.” said Grandpa to his attentive grandchildren who were still hanging on every word.
“When I did get home, I was rather surprised to see Charlene there, tinkering about with my test tubes no less.” The two grandchildren shook with excitement upon hearing this. Plum Jr. even let out a little cheer.
“Oooh, she wasn't happy,” said Grandpa. “She was absolutely livid that I hadn't told her about giving birth, not just once, but twice. She asked why it never occurred to me that she could help, considering her upbringing.”
“She did a lot of other talking and stuff, not sure what about. There was lot's of sighing I know that. When she finished I said everything was under control and not to worry about things.”
“We've got it all under control haven't we big guy, I shouted across to Greepoop”
“Greepoop briefly stopped his cooking and nodded in agreement”
“Then she starts whining on about how she couldn't let this continue, and that for the sake of the children she was going to move in until...”
“I had to interrupt her, because all these weirdos appeared.” said Grandpa. “I asked if they were some of her mutant friends, but she seemed as confused as I was.”
“Then this chubby berk in a helmet starts wittering on about how delighted I must be to meet such legendary characters in my universe. I asked Charlene if these were more spawned aliens. She said it was something much much worse.”
“They are product placements! She shrieked. I wasn't exactly sure what she meant, but I had a feeling I was going to have to buy Mr. Death a rather large apology cake for disturbing him from his night in with Vin Diesel.
“Then, the wheezy bloke starts using his mind power thing on Charlene, muttering about she must watch Star Wars VII and pre-order some game that isn't in the shops for another couple of years. It was all very unpleasant grandchildren.” said the old man grimacing.
“Had to shut him up with my customised baseball-bat.” said Grandpa. “Put a spare handshake buzzer on the end, slides up a treat”
“This plum next to me was well sad about that. I told him to stop overreacting, and that it was not like it was his Dad or something.”
“Charlene thanked me for stopping his mind-probe, and that she knew exactly how to sort it all out. I don't mind telling you grandchildren, I was starting to get quite excited when she started mixing up a potion.” said Grandpa, blushing slightly.
“She gives this drink to the conker head, under the pretence of calming his nerves. Death wasn't happy.” said Grandpa, “Not about being dragged out, he had turned off the video off after 15 minutes, muttering something about Diesel being a mumbling charisma vacuum.”
“Well Charlene played a belter. She's only went and turned spike face into a ghost. Well I had to shake his hand.”
“Charlene walked off menacingly, telling me the rest of them were hers. Yes grandchildren, something cracked inside that lady that night, it was wonderful to see such viciousness.”
“The orange whiner boy kept saying, why don't they like us, why aren't they whooping and cheering at our arrival.” Grandpa told the children. “They seemed a little full of themselves if you ask me. Charlene pulled out her SimRay, I had no idea she had one too”
“Picking on the small froggy one first was wonderful.” enthused Grandpa.
“Then after blasting captain orange pants she made some joke about him impersonating a Ford Harrison or something. Some kind of car I think” said Grandpa, still a little confused.
“Not quite sure what she meant, but that Bobby Fatt bloke thought it was funny.”
“Anyway,” said Grandpa, “I left her to it, she seemed to be having a great time torturing them, I think even Death was impressed at the way she dispatched of them all.”
“And I had the sweetest dreams that night as she soothed me to sleep with a symphony of screams and unnecessary violence” said Grandpa wrapping up his story.
“And was that the moment when you fell in love with Grandma, Grandpa?” said Little Plummer Jr.
“Oh no,” said Grandpa, “That happened when I woke up in the morning...”
“...and she had constructed a filth pit to drown all the stragglers...”
“...using Greepoop's unlimited supply of bodily functions. What an angel.” said Grandpa, sighing with joy.
“So that's the story of how I fell in love with your Grandma little ones.” said the old man.
“That lady changed my life for the bet....”
Mr. Sausages, who had been waiting in the shadows interrupted the old man with a cough, and slowly walked towards the group.”
“Look mate,” said Mr. Sausages, “I have no idea who you are, but I do know what is going to happen to you.”
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry.” said the old man pleading, “I just wanted to pre...”
“Shut it ice pop” said Sausages, “None of that happened, do you really think that that sort of blatant marketing would be shoehorned into a full price game. And not only that, how can you be me? I'm immortal, my ageing has been turned off pal from day one.”
“Ah well readers,” said Mr. Sausages, “after all the recent updates, coupled with the massive time between this and the last episode, I think we need a bit of a reboot. I did get pregnant another two times, but now that's been fixed it only seems fair that I go back and redo the rest of this little adventure without the old glitches. But most of all remember...”
“I hate everything and everyone. Bye for now you plummers.” And with that, Mr. Sausages went off to burn down the old folks home.
although I have to 'fess as a 'Wars fan/mini geek I actually enjoy the costumes in my game, or I would if I could bring myself to actually play it again, hubby pointedly asked why I kept trying to play it if it always left me frustrated & stressed; so instead of s4 I'm happily tormenting sims in an apocalypse challenge save
ps, I especially love this line, so inspired
“This plum next to me was well sad about that. I told him to stop overreacting, and that it was not like it was his Dad or something.”
Oh man, this made me laugh out loud so many times. It is crazy how in pointing out all of the game (and now marketing) flaws, you still pull off the best of the best "weirder stories" that EA keeps marketing on about.
Hello, been a long time hasn't it. I thought it was only fair to redo it all from this point as mentioned, being as two patches have been added since the last story. I'll be interested how events alter from the original leftovers I have.
Just to add, one of the best things I have seen in this game was the Death slap near the beginning. That happened when I tried to drink Ghost goo when pregnant (yes he was already abducted again after the last birth-but cut it out of this story because of the new fix).
I was originally planning on hassling the alien (who did actually turn up working in the lab instead of Charlene that day) in ghost form for some variety, but then as soon as I chose to drink the potion, Death just turned up and gave me an angry slap, I assume because with another baby on board he took offence at me dabbling with the afterlife. Very unexpected and a lovely interaction to have built into the game. Then I just used the electro hand shake to keep the 'plot' going. That little sequence was all that remained from the old version. So from this point on, I will try and do the same story I have already done, but without the babies on board.
Hello, been a long time hasn't it. I thought it was only fair to redo it all from this point as mentioned, being as two patches have been added since the last story. I'll be interested how events alter from the original leftovers I have.
Just to add, one of the best things I have seen in this game was the Death slap near the beginning. That happened when I tried to drink Ghost goo when pregnant (yes he was already abducted again after the last birth-but cut it out of this story because of the new fix).
I was originally planning on hassling the alien (who did actually turn up working in the lab instead of Charlene that day) in ghost form for some variety, but then as soon as I chose to drink the potion, Death just turned up and gave me an angry slap, I assume because with another baby on board he took offence at me dabbling with the afterlife. Very unexpected and a lovely interaction to have built into the game. Then I just used the electro hand shake to keep the 'plot' going. That little sequence was all that remained from the old version. So from this point on, I will try and do the same story I have already done, but without the babies on board.
Aha, I see..because I kept thinking "how did EmberDahl do that ?"
Yes, I agree, it is indeed a lovely and unexpected interaction.
> @EmberDahl said: > Yikes. I just checked my sims screen-grab folder. There is 2.85 GB of sausages pictures. > > Here's a grab of the third birth that has now been erased from his history > > > > Not sure when the next episode will be up I'm afraid, but hopefully it won't be as long as last time.
Poor Mr. Sausages just kept getting porked by those plumming aliens. It's a hilarious kind of irony that the sim who hates everyone ends up with a gaggle of alien kids.
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This is one of my most favorite Sims-related stories of all time!
@EmberDahl It's been a week since we've heard from you. I hope everything is ok. Hopefully you've just been busy with work and nothing bad has happened.
This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
"What's the matter with you two, haven't you got houses to burn down, or parents to murder?" said the old man gruffly, knowing full well he loved every moment reciting his tales to his loving grandchildren.
“Ah very well!” he said in mock resignation. “It was thirty years ago, I was in this bar, already a little drunk, when I see this plum in a llama suit. Luckily I had five jars of Swarfega, a large gnome and a baseball bat, so I casually walked up to him an.....”
“No Grandpa!” said little Plummer Jr. “Not that story! We want the one that continues after my Mommy was born... you know, episode nine”
“Ah, that story” said Grandpa with a cheeky glint in his eye, “Well, your mother had just been ripped out of me at the hospital, and when I teleported back, it was time for work again.....”
“Ah yes, I remember it well,” continued Grandpa theatrically. “I was in good spirits having just lost all that bulk, and was in quite a cheerful mood. Then one of the technicians tells me about this new bloke who had started that morning who had replaced Charlene. So I polish up my handshake murderer and saunter off to say hello”
“Well plum me if it wasn't that grotty little alien who escaped from my glass box a couple of episodes ago”
“I was too stunned to do anything at first,” said Grandpa, “but then the door swung open, and in barged Death.”
“Completely unprovoked, he slaps me on my face”
“I told him I had no intentions of doing any killing.”
“Hee, I got another slap for that one” chuckled Grandpa.
“He goes on to say that he was just about to sit down to watch 'The Pacifier' and there was no way he was going to get disturbed midway to come out and sort my body count out.”
“He said that he didn't want to be disturbed for at least a couple of hours, so was willing to just get the inevitable over and done with. I could go home early, he could go home early, everyone's a winner.”
“Well, apart from cue-ball of course,” laughed Grandpa heartily, “ He died a terrible death!”
“So I bid Death a good night, and strolled back home, he's a lovely chap.” said Grandpa to his attentive grandchildren who were still hanging on every word.
“When I did get home, I was rather surprised to see Charlene there, tinkering about with my test tubes no less.” The two grandchildren shook with excitement upon hearing this. Plum Jr. even let out a little cheer.
“Oooh, she wasn't happy,” said Grandpa. “She was absolutely livid that I hadn't told her about giving birth, not just once, but twice. She asked why it never occurred to me that she could help, considering her upbringing.”
“She did a lot of other talking and stuff, not sure what about. There was lot's of sighing I know that. When she finished I said everything was under control and not to worry about things.”
“We've got it all under control haven't we big guy, I shouted across to Greepoop”
“Greepoop briefly stopped his cooking and nodded in agreement”
“Then she starts whining on about how she couldn't let this continue, and that for the sake of the children she was going to move in until...”
“I had to interrupt her, because all these weirdos appeared.” said Grandpa. “I asked if they were some of her mutant friends, but she seemed as confused as I was.”
“Then this chubby berk in a helmet starts wittering on about how delighted I must be to meet such legendary characters in my universe. I asked Charlene if these were more spawned aliens. She said it was something much much worse.”
“They are product placements! She shrieked. I wasn't exactly sure what she meant, but I had a feeling I was going to have to buy Mr. Death a rather large apology cake for disturbing him from his night in with Vin Diesel.
“Then, the wheezy bloke starts using his mind power thing on Charlene, muttering about she must watch Star Wars VII and pre-order some game that isn't in the shops for another couple of years. It was all very unpleasant grandchildren.” said the old man grimacing.
“Had to shut him up with my customised baseball-bat.” said Grandpa. “Put a spare handshake buzzer on the end, slides up a treat”
“This plum next to me was well sad about that. I told him to stop overreacting, and that it was not like it was his Dad or something.”
“Charlene thanked me for stopping his mind-probe, and that she knew exactly how to sort it all out. I don't mind telling you grandchildren, I was starting to get quite excited when she started mixing up a potion.” said Grandpa, blushing slightly.
“She gives this drink to the conker head, under the pretence of calming his nerves. Death wasn't happy.” said Grandpa, “Not about being dragged out, he had turned off the video off after 15 minutes, muttering something about Diesel being a mumbling charisma vacuum.”
“Well Charlene played a belter. She's only went and turned spike face into a ghost. Well I had to shake his hand.”
“Charlene walked off menacingly, telling me the rest of them were hers. Yes grandchildren, something cracked inside that lady that night, it was wonderful to see such viciousness.”
“The orange whiner boy kept saying, why don't they like us, why aren't they whooping and cheering at our arrival.” Grandpa told the children. “They seemed a little full of themselves if you ask me. Charlene pulled out her SimRay, I had no idea she had one too”
“Picking on the small froggy one first was wonderful.” enthused Grandpa.
“Then after blasting captain orange pants she made some joke about him impersonating a Ford Harrison or something. Some kind of car I think” said Grandpa, still a little confused.
“Not quite sure what she meant, but that Bobby Fatt bloke thought it was funny.”
“Anyway,” said Grandpa, “I left her to it, she seemed to be having a great time torturing them, I think even Death was impressed at the way she dispatched of them all.”
“And I had the sweetest dreams that night as she soothed me to sleep with a symphony of screams and unnecessary violence” said Grandpa wrapping up his story.
“And was that the moment when you fell in love with Grandma, Grandpa?” said Little Plummer Jr.
“Oh no,” said Grandpa, “That happened when I woke up in the morning...”
“...and she had constructed a filth pit to drown all the stragglers...”
“...using Greepoop's unlimited supply of bodily functions. What an angel.” said Grandpa, sighing with joy.
“So that's the story of how I fell in love with your Grandma little ones.” said the old man.
“That lady changed my life for the bet....”
Mr. Sausages, who had been waiting in the shadows interrupted the old man with a cough, and slowly walked towards the group.”
“Look mate,” said Mr. Sausages, “I have no idea who you are, but I do know what is going to happen to you.”
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry.” said the old man pleading, “I just wanted to pre...”
“Shut it ice pop” said Sausages, “None of that happened, do you really think that that sort of blatant marketing would be shoehorned into a full price game. And not only that, how can you be me? I'm immortal, my ageing has been turned off pal from day one.”
“Ah well readers,” said Mr. Sausages, “after all the recent updates, coupled with the massive time between this and the last episode, I think we need a bit of a reboot. I did get pregnant another two times, but now that's been fixed it only seems fair that I go back and redo the rest of this little adventure without the old glitches. But most of all remember...”
“I hate everything and everyone. Bye for now you plummers.” And with that, Mr. Sausages went off to burn down the old folks home.
although I have to 'fess as a 'Wars fan/mini geek I actually enjoy the costumes in my game, or I would if I could bring myself to actually play it again, hubby pointedly asked why I kept trying to play it if it always left me frustrated & stressed; so instead of s4 I'm happily tormenting sims in an apocalypse challenge save
ps, I especially love this line, so inspired
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Oh man, this made me laugh out loud so many times. It is crazy how in pointing out all of the game (and now marketing) flaws, you still pull off the best of the best "weirder stories" that EA keeps marketing on about.
Thank you for sharing!
Just to add, one of the best things I have seen in this game was the Death slap near the beginning. That happened when I tried to drink Ghost goo when pregnant (yes he was already abducted again after the last birth-but cut it out of this story because of the new fix).
I was originally planning on hassling the alien (who did actually turn up working in the lab instead of Charlene that day) in ghost form for some variety, but then as soon as I chose to drink the potion, Death just turned up and gave me an angry slap, I assume because with another baby on board he took offence at me dabbling with the afterlife. Very unexpected and a lovely interaction to have built into the game. Then I just used the electro hand shake to keep the 'plot' going. That little sequence was all that remained from the old version. So from this point on, I will try and do the same story I have already done, but without the babies on board.
Aha, I see..because I kept thinking "how did EmberDahl do that ?"
Yes, I agree, it is indeed a lovely and unexpected interaction.
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Here's a grab of the third birth that has now been erased from his history
Not sure when the next episode will be up I'm afraid, but hopefully it won't be as long as last time.
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Yes, he is not, lol
I can't wait for the next episode. I totally hope it won't be a long wait either
> Yikes. I just checked my sims screen-grab folder. There is 2.85 GB of sausages pictures.
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> Here's a grab of the third birth that has now been erased from his history
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> Not sure when the next episode will be up I'm afraid, but hopefully it won't be as long as last time.
Poor Mr. Sausages just kept getting porked by those plumming aliens. It's a hilarious kind of irony that the sim who hates everyone ends up with a gaggle of alien kids.