If Vlad comes over ONE more EFFING TIME...during dinner...I'm going to stake him and stick his carcass on the door as a warning to others! I don't care how old he is... He didn't age like "fine wine".
Sincerely,
PO'd Watcher.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
My Dear Mr Sim,
Is it because I only choose one action, Grab A Bottle, so you make your own decision to drink on the bath tub?
~~ Check Sims Time "It's 11:30 AM" ~~ Oh never mind! Cue Diet "Fizz" Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmVexzzVfDA
Dear little Sims,
I built you a beautiful new kitchen with 5 free counters so why the fudgin' heck do you have to walk all the way through the house and out into the garden to use the barbeque counter to make a grilled cheese!?
(not 2 minutes later the butler then proceeded to make herself a grilled cheese in the kitchen and leave it on the counter to taunt me!!).
You're in the kitchen with a dirty plate. The sink is RIGHT next to you. Why do you cross the entire house to reach the bathroom sink? Who would wash their plates next to the toilet when they have free access to a clean kitchen? Do we have to have specific 'bathroom-marked' sinks for you to get the idea? Do not force me to destroy it every time one of us has to eat. Do I have to lock the bathroom door??
Not so dear little unplayed Sims. My Sim and his soon-to-be wife are on a date. Kindly stop swarming our table and telling your awful jokes, or I'll invite you all to my home, turn you into vampires and lock you up inside our garden cage.
Dear little Sim. I'm impressed with your telekinetic powers. I told you to go to the greenhouse and deal with the herbs. The fact that you somehow managed to do it from your spot in the Sauna is truly impressive, but a bit unexpected, and I cannot help but feel you were somehow glitching out. You've never been able to do it again.
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We want: Faeries, with a good ability tree, hopefully before summer 2024.
What do we want to get rid of: The holiday bug, the constant showering and the weed glitch.
My Dear Little Sims - None of you are Mermaids, therefore it is not necessary to actually hop in a bath every time you drink a glass of water.
My Dear Little Soul Reaper - Yes I know you've maxed the singing skill, and won several karaoke competitions, but if you could refrain from serenading your wife every five seconds that'd be great. There's only so many cold showers she can take!
My Dear Little Reaper's Wife - Good gods you have 30+ children already, stop day dreaming about nappies! *eyeballs husband* Yes, I'm looking at you too, Mr 'Oh what a surprise, you have another try for baby whim'. You make me cute kids together, stop tempting me! (please?)
Occult Simmer (All Occult All The Time)
Female Simmer from Australia (she/her)
I had one of my Sims marry the Grim Reaper & now they have a lot of kids.
Dear little Sims...
Please don't stop doing what I asked you to do every time I select another sim to be active. If you're not selected you're still supposed to finish cooking or painting or whatever I've asked you to do, ok.
Dear little Sim toddlers...
Stop waddling to the furthest chair on the house to eat when you're really hungry. There are plenty of chairs downstairs for you, you don't have to go eat your food upstairs just because your sister is there doing her homework.
Dear Little Sims,
Please stop standing in front of the Fridge while you are eating when you have a perfectly good Dining Rm. Table & Chair close by to use.
Dear Sally,
Why do you keep insulting and yelling at your younger daughter? You're civil toward everyone else, you don't have any personality traits predisposing you to meanness, and yet it's come to the point where I can't let you interact with poor Christine unsupervised lest you screw her up for life.
Why do you get thalassophobia when
1) You're a vampire and therefore clinically dead.
2) You're only swimming in the shallows, and not in 'unfathomably deep' water as you claim?
Wet floors, dishes to wash, laundry to wash, dry laundry to take out of the clothesline... and all you do is vacuum an impecable clean floor over and over?
Dear little toddler Sims,
When you're about to starve to death, why do you insist on taking your food to the very farthest point in the house before you will eat the food I so kindly hand you? And why do you do it most often when your movement skill is 1 or 2, so it takes you two hours to get there? And why oh why will you not let me stop you from going there, no matter how many times I click?
You know, many players complain about just how long it takes our Sims to do thus and so. I guess I don't pay that much attention to the clock. But, I feel your pain. Oftentimes, due to my lack of clock-watching, my planned Event sneaks up on not just my Sims, but me, too. Forgive me, but your post made me giggle, for which I thank you. I needed that.
My sim was about to put a generous contribution in the guitar box. Why did you pack up and leave in the middle of your performance as soon as she approached? She's not that scary, really.
My sim was about to put a generous contribution in the guitar box. Why did you pack up and leave in the middle of your performance as soon as she approached? She's not that scary, really.
My sim was about to put a generous contribution in the guitar box. Why did you pack up and leave in the middle of your performance as soon as she approached? She's not that scary, really.
The Puzzled Watcher.
Bathroom break?
No, he just stood there, doing nothing for a while, then he resumed playing. xD
No. It really isn't safe to go outside and cloud gaze, stomp in a puddle, or talk to your garden plants while there is a thunder storm going on. That's why all the doors are locked today. It's because I love you.
Comments
Try to not smile so creepily when I want pictures!!
Please and thank you,
Watcher
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
When I invite you to come over, I expect you to come over! If you can't make it, just say so, and stop wasting my time!
The Watcher.
Haha. 😄
Probably a new glitch. Not surprised. =P
If Vlad comes over ONE more EFFING TIME...during dinner...I'm going to stake him and stick his carcass on the door as a warning to others! I don't care how old he is... He didn't age like "fine wine".
Sincerely,
PO'd Watcher.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
Is it because I only choose one action, Grab A Bottle, so you make your own decision to drink on the bath tub?
~~ Check Sims Time "It's 11:30 AM" ~~
I literally play this music above when playing Sims 4! Cozy and Fuzzy
I built you a beautiful new kitchen with 5 free counters so why the fudgin' heck do you have to walk all the way through the house and out into the garden to use the barbeque counter to make a grilled cheese!?
(not 2 minutes later the butler then proceeded to make herself a grilled cheese in the kitchen and leave it on the counter to taunt me!!).
You're in the kitchen with a dirty plate. The sink is RIGHT next to you. Why do you cross the entire house to reach the bathroom sink? Who would wash their plates next to the toilet when they have free access to a clean kitchen? Do we have to have specific 'bathroom-marked' sinks for you to get the idea? Do not force me to destroy it every time one of us has to eat. Do I have to lock the bathroom door??
Not so dear little unplayed Sims. My Sim and his soon-to-be wife are on a date. Kindly stop swarming our table and telling your awful jokes, or I'll invite you all to my home, turn you into vampires and lock you up inside our garden cage.
Dear little Sim. I'm impressed with your telekinetic powers. I told you to go to the greenhouse and deal with the herbs. The fact that you somehow managed to do it from your spot in the Sauna is truly impressive, but a bit unexpected, and I cannot help but feel you were somehow glitching out. You've never been able to do it again.
We want: Faeries, with a good ability tree, hopefully before summer 2024.
What do we want to get rid of: The holiday bug, the constant showering and the weed glitch.
My Dear Little Soul Reaper - Yes I know you've maxed the singing skill, and won several karaoke competitions, but if you could refrain from serenading your wife every five seconds that'd be great. There's only so many cold showers she can take!
My Dear Little Reaper's Wife - Good gods you have 30+ children already, stop day dreaming about nappies! *eyeballs husband* Yes, I'm looking at you too, Mr 'Oh what a surprise, you have another try for baby whim'. You make me cute kids together, stop tempting me! (please?)
Female Simmer from Australia (she/her)
I had one of my Sims marry the Grim Reaper & now they have a lot of kids.
Please don't stop doing what I asked you to do every time I select another sim to be active. If you're not selected you're still supposed to finish cooking or painting or whatever I've asked you to do, ok.
Dear little Sim toddlers...
Stop waddling to the furthest chair on the house to eat when you're really hungry. There are plenty of chairs downstairs for you, you don't have to go eat your food upstairs just because your sister is there doing her homework.
Please stop standing in front of the Fridge while you are eating when you have a perfectly good Dining Rm. Table & Chair close by to use.
Why do you keep insulting and yelling at your younger daughter? You're civil toward everyone else, you don't have any personality traits predisposing you to meanness, and yet it's come to the point where I can't let you interact with poor Christine unsupervised lest you screw her up for life.
I literally play this music above when playing Sims 4! Cozy and Fuzzy
Why do you get thalassophobia when
1) You're a vampire and therefore clinically dead.
2) You're only swimming in the shallows, and not in 'unfathomably deep' water as you claim?
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
Wet floors, dishes to wash, laundry to wash, dry laundry to take out of the clothesline... and all you do is vacuum an impecable clean floor over and over?
Stop telling me I have a lovely neck. Otherwise you'll face my wrath of a thousand white-hot burning suns.
Grimmy won't save you this time.
When you're about to starve to death, why do you insist on taking your food to the very farthest point in the house before you will eat the food I so kindly hand you? And why do you do it most often when your movement skill is 1 or 2, so it takes you two hours to get there? And why oh why will you not let me stop you from going there, no matter how many times I click?
Sincerely,
"Fed" Up
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
My sim was about to put a generous contribution in the guitar box. Why did you pack up and leave in the middle of your performance as soon as she approached? She's not that scary, really.
The Puzzled Watcher.
Bathroom break?
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
No, he just stood there, doing nothing for a while, then he resumed playing. xD
Will you kindly write that book, already? It's only a little bit left, and the clock is ticking. Stop aborting it every time and do what you're told!
The frustrated Watcher.
I will be back with you as soon as I get a replacement gaming laptop for one that failed two months in to its life.
No. It really isn't safe to go outside and cloud gaze, stomp in a puddle, or talk to your garden plants while there is a thunder storm going on. That's why all the doors are locked today. It's because I love you.