Crutches, yes. I stepped on a drinking glass that was on the floor, due to a sharp knock at the door that startled me so much I jumped of from the sofa and came down entirely on one bare foot, suspended on that one foot for a split second across a drinking glass someone had set by the sofa, on the floor. Then it burst under my weight. I uttered a shocked profanity, and looked, and I knew it was serious because the meat of the foot was moving separately in two pieces.
It took several layers of stitches because all the muscles were sliced through right across my arch, all the way to the plantar's fascia, and the gash was 4 inches across. I was cursing and swearing and biting a cloth through the stitching because the lidocaine kept wearing off seconds after being injected and they couldn't keep interrupting the surgeon to keep injecting more all the time. Luckily it was a good surgeon indeed, apparently because they warned I might not walk normally again due to the muscles all being cut across the grain, but I eventually did.
They also questioned me repeatedly after it was done, about how it had happened, looking for inconsistencies in my story, because they hadn't found any glass fragments, the cut was so deep, clean, and straight, that they thought it had been a knife attack. Only thing is, who stops a knife attack with a barefoot karate kick? I sure hope I would think of something better than that!
So I was on crutches for several weeks with my foot in a boot, and it was another couple of years before it stopped hurting when I walked any distance. But I was lucky.
NHIE had to wear braces.
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Some dentists tell me to but I didn't. 😂 My teeth don't look that bad. They're actually straight like in a curved line along my jaw but only my top front teeth are jutting out a bit like a serious overbite.
NHIE used Microsoft Edge for more than 3 days straight at a time.
Uh...head-butt that knocked out the opponent, (I was attacked by a hit to the face, first, and kinda lost my composure!), yes. But it wasn't exactly a punch, so...no?
NHIE enjoyed eating cotton candy.
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NHIE had a bad date. I've never been on a date before but sssshhhhh. XD
Well, we can't have that, now can we? You're going on your very first Bad Date. With me. Right now. Stinks, doesn't it?
And I enjoyed it anyway, so in answer to the question, no, never.
NHIE told a bad joke, well!
NoooOoooooOOOO. I will make sure the date turns out awesome. You can't outbad my awesomeness.
I guess, I have, but rarely. But most of the time, it's more like those moments where no one hears your joke. -.- And I'm just like, "I just told a killer punchline and no one heard that??!" 😝
NHIE had a bad date. I've never been on a date before but sssshhhhh. XD
Well, we can't have that, now can we? You're going on your very first Bad Date. With me. Right now. Stinks, doesn't it?
And I enjoyed it anyway, so in answer to the question, no, never.
NHIE told a bad joke, well!
NoooOoooooOOOO. I will make sure the date turns out awesome. You can't outbad my awesomeness.
I guess, I have, but rarely. But most of the time, it's more like those moments where no one hears your joke. -.- And I'm just like, "I just told a killer punchline and no one heard that??!" 😝
NHIE worked at a fast food restaurant.
"You can't outbad my awesomeness" That needs to be a t-shirt! And of course it would be awesome, cuz you were there. And your killer punchline probably just went over their heads.
Have worked at a fast food restaurant. It was cleaner, easier work than working in "real" restaurant kitchens. And with nicer bosses!
NHIE seen a nun, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...
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NHIE had a bad date. I've never been on a date before but sssshhhhh. XD
Well, we can't have that, now can we? You're going on your very first Bad Date. With me. Right now. Stinks, doesn't it?
And I enjoyed it anyway, so in answer to the question, no, never.
NHIE told a bad joke, well!
NoooOoooooOOOO. I will make sure the date turns out awesome. You can't outbad my awesomeness.
I guess, I have, but rarely. But most of the time, it's more like those moments where no one hears your joke. -.- And I'm just like, "I just told a killer punchline and no one heard that??!" 😝
NHIE worked at a fast food restaurant.
"You can't outbad my awesomeness" That needs to be a t-shirt! And of course it would be awesome, cuz you were there. And your killer punchline probably just went over their heads.
Have worked at a fast food restaurant. It was cleaner, easier work than working in "real" restaurant kitchens. And with nicer bosses!
NHIE seen a nun, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...
Somebody, put that on a shirt!!
No, I think they just didn't hear me cuz my voice is too soft. Haha. Sometimes, someone else who heard me a bit would repeat the same joke louder and everyone would laugh. And I would be like >.> .
I'm guessing that has to be some kinda joke... but to answer it literally: No, I have not. I don't even go to bars unless it's for a concert.
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It took several layers of stitches because all the muscles were sliced through right across my arch, all the way to the plantar's fascia, and the gash was 4 inches across. I was cursing and swearing and biting a cloth through the stitching because the lidocaine kept wearing off seconds after being injected and they couldn't keep interrupting the surgeon to keep injecting more all the time. Luckily it was a good surgeon indeed, apparently because they warned I might not walk normally again due to the muscles all being cut across the grain, but I eventually did.
They also questioned me repeatedly after it was done, about how it had happened, looking for inconsistencies in my story, because they hadn't found any glass fragments, the cut was so deep, clean, and straight, that they thought it had been a knife attack. Only thing is, who stops a knife attack with a barefoot karate kick? I sure hope I would think of something better than that!
So I was on crutches for several weeks with my foot in a boot, and it was another couple of years before it stopped hurting when I walked any distance. But I was lucky.
NHIE had to wear braces.
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NHIE used Microsoft Edge for more than 3 days straight at a time.
NHIE got into a museum for free as an adult
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NHIE learned Korean.
NHIE smoked cigarettes
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NHIE drunk my own pee. (My brother has when he was younger. XD)
NHIE been kicked out of something public.
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NHIE been to Ireland.
NHIE danced with the devil in the pale moonlight...
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NHIE gotten a Masters degree.
NHIE has gotten a Bachelor Degree
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NHIE punched someone in the face.
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NHIE accidentally walked in on someone in the toilet.
NHIE dyed my hair.
NHIE had a bad date. I've never been on a date before but sssshhhhh. XD
And I enjoyed it anyway, so in answer to the question, no, never.
NHIE told a bad joke, well!
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NoooOoooooOOOO. I will make sure the date turns out awesome. You can't outbad my awesomeness.
I guess, I have, but rarely. But most of the time, it's more like those moments where no one hears your joke. -.- And I'm just like, "I just told a killer punchline and no one heard that??!" 😝
NHIE worked at a fast food restaurant.
"You can't outbad my awesomeness" That needs to be a t-shirt! And of course it would be awesome, cuz you were there.
Have worked at a fast food restaurant. It was cleaner, easier work than working in "real" restaurant kitchens. And with nicer bosses!
NHIE seen a nun, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...
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Somebody, put that on a shirt!!
No, I think they just didn't hear me cuz my voice is too soft. Haha. Sometimes, someone else who heard me a bit would repeat the same joke louder and everyone would laugh. And I would be like >.> .
I'm guessing that has to be some kinda joke... but to answer it literally: No, I have not. I don't even go to bars unless it's for a concert.
NHIE swum with the sharks.
NHIE eaten sushi...and never will.
NHIE successfully done the splits
NHIE successfully turned a cartwheel
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