I went to school yesterday and just as I was about to enter the building, meteors fell from the sky and took out half the school, including all the teachers and some students! I still have to go to school, but I have no idea who's going to teach. Me?
I graduated college this year and finally got that degree, but all my roommates died due to starvation. Their urns are still in the dorms and their ghosts will never rest...
I once encountered a mummy whose role it was to guard the tomb I was raiding. He did a very effective job especially after I triggered what must have been some sort of silent alarm that activated him after what must have been centuries and once fixated on me, proceeded to beat me up until I passed out from my injuries. But the entire scene was tempered by hearts flying across the room and the mummy proclaiming that he liked meeting sims who work hard to perfect their skills just prior to the being beat up part. What kind of dysfunctional relationships are the ancient powers that be trying to push on us here?
I can show up at a formal function wearing a suit of armor or a snorkel mask, tank top, briefs, and bunny slippers. As long as this is designated as my official formal outfit, no one will even notice or think anything unusual is happening.
Sometimes, you know, there really are monsters under the bed.
We went to France to bring grandma home but something went wrong on the way back and now there are two of them. It's okay though, we just lock the spare one up in the attic when company comes over.
I also meant to say something about the 2nd Grandma...
Just explain to everyone that Grandma had an identical twin sister that no one knew about including your Grandma as they will split up at birth...
That wouldn't have been a bad plan if it weren't for the fact that both grandmas had fond memories of the same grandpa and each thought the same children and grandchildren in the household were theirs. I guess that could have still worked, but would have perhaps been a bit more complicated.
When I change into my work outfit I turn invisible. I know I'm still there because I'm still thinking (happy... hungry... what a good sleep I had last night... what a hottie...) I still get paid.
I just love blasting things to bits. All it took me was a day of reading. That’s great I’m now qualified to handle high-explosives. Didn't even have to take a test and get myself a blasting license. Now I’m gonna go down to the restaurant and blow up a car.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
I placed my hot tub too close to the edge of my property so my clothes fused to the ground. The mailman got a real eyeful. People were mortified for their children.
I can show up at a formal function wearing a suit of armor or a snorkel mask, tank top, briefs, and bunny slippers. As long as this is designated as my official formal outfit, no one will even notice or think anything unusual is happening.
I can show up at a formal function wearing a suit of armor or a snorkel mask, tank top, briefs, and bunny slippers. As long as this is designated as my official formal outfit, no one will even notice or think anything unusual is happening.
I think that my wife might have cheated on me as she got pregnant after we had not woohooed for more than three days.
She gave birth to a baby that I know is not mine as it does not show up in my family tree but I have no problems with the kid and we are considered friends. My own children see them as a half sibling.
Sometimes their father comes to visit but I have no problems with them and we have similar traits so we get on well. Me and my wife have a pretty good relationship still so I guess that unless I catch her she never really cheated anyway.
Both me and the other guy are a bit curious about her latest half alien baby though...
I decided to do some redecorating last night and I must have done something wrong. The fence I was removing disappeared, but so did half the wall and room that was adjacent to it. Luckily that back button is my best friend and all was well.
When I first started playing TS3 I sent my teen to college and filled his dorm with all the essentials including a microwave. The first meal my sim made he caught fire and died because I didn’t know how to put him out. It all happened so fast 😩 The grim reaper showed up sooo quick lol it was a conspiracy.
When I'm waiting for someone to get out my way I like to tap my toes to pass the time. The only thing is that sometimes I get so focused on tapping that I lose track of time and before I know it a whole hour has gone by and I’ve forgotten where I wanted to go in the first place.
This thread could go on forever (and it wouldn't be such a bad thing if it did).
I grew up in very limited surroundings on a rather secluded island. There were no televisions, movies, or Internet access and the only books we had to read were the old classics. But we did have everything we really needed and were happy enough. Until I came to the Big City I had never seen a pizza, a pool table, nor a violin before. Yet the first time I stood in front of a pizza oven I knew exactly what to do (even if the first few dough tossing attempts did stick to the ceiling), the first time I saw a pool table I knew which way to hold the cue stick and what the rules of the game were, and the first time I picked up a violin I knew which way to hold it and what the bow was for. All of these things came to me as naturally as holding a baby properly without needing to be shown how. It's as if I acquired all of this knowledge digitally, through some kind of innate programming or something.
I don't feel so good, some of those grocery store quality herbs I've been eating must have been bad. I'll just munch on this grocery store quality sweetgrass, that should make everything better again.
My water broke! I may have left things a bit last minute, but would really like to go to the hospital now. It's great that you want to go with me, but that's okay. I'll just hail a cab to the subway station, then peddle my bicycle uphill the rest of the way on the other end. See you there.
I really wonder if universities check on those lethal Murphy beds. My last room-mate got crushed under one that fell on his head. Man, that was a mess and a half to clean up. Luckily his ghost hung around so we were able to give him ambrosia and *poof* none the worse for wear. At least it saved him tuition which would have been wasted if he remained dead.
I can´t leave my freestanding double bed because someone dropped a book on the floor at my side.
Nawww. Just reset yourself and you’ll be free. Of course getting back into bed tonight might very well be a problem if someone doesn’t move the book.
Well goshdarnit, my son is standing in front of the fridge and I can’t get my piece of key lime pie. Guess I’ll go stand in front of the dishwasher and annoy my wife (who’s trying to put dishes in) until my son decides to move.
I’m confused and getting old. I forgot what it was I was supposed to be doing. Why am I back where I started from and dude, where’s my car?
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
*Lays down on the couch in the Psychiatrist's office*
"All my life I feel like there's been something wrong with my brain Doctor...but every CT Scan I get shows my brain is functioning normally. Like, I'll set my mind on doing something like cooking a meal, but then I instantly forget what I was doing and find myself tending the garden. Then I'll have another thought like, 'I would like to finish the painting I started,' but then I instantly forget that and find myself going to clean the toilet! I mean, isn't that strange?"
I feel like I'm being controlled by an unknown force. Like I have no ability to think and do things on my own, you know? What is wrong with me? Doctor PLEASE tell me what is wrong with me!?"
All the adults in my town won a free vacation and I didn't throw parties or invite anyone over in my parents' absence. I even kept the house squeaky clean and did all my chores. I still got grounded when they came back. I'm not even allowed to leave the house to go to school, but I also get in trouble for not going to school. Being a teenager is hard...
When we came back from a vacation, my wife arrived first and was eaten by the cowplant. When the rest of the family came home, they watched the Grim Reaper take her, and he wasn't even gone yet when I raised her back as a zombie. After curing her, she muttered something like "she has to go home now" and took off in a limousine. I invited her for a visit via phone, and after a short chat, she agreed to move in. It was nice that she came with 1.5 millions from the butlers' pension fund. I then had to propose going steady, propose marriage, and finally marry her again. She then went and drank her own life force.
When a pregnant woman is about to give birth her husband would not just scream at her when she’s clearly in pain but also sit next to her while she’s driving herself all the way to the hospital.
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I can show up at a formal function wearing a suit of armor or a snorkel mask, tank top, briefs, and bunny slippers. As long as this is designated as my official formal outfit, no one will even notice or think anything unusual is happening.
Sometimes, you know, there really are monsters under the bed.
That wouldn't have been a bad plan if it weren't for the fact that both grandmas had fond memories of the same grandpa and each thought the same children and grandchildren in the household were theirs. I guess that could have still worked, but would have perhaps been a bit more complicated.
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Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
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She gave birth to a baby that I know is not mine as it does not show up in my family tree but I have no problems with the kid and we are considered friends. My own children see them as a half sibling.
Sometimes their father comes to visit but I have no problems with them and we have similar traits so we get on well. Me and my wife have a pretty good relationship still so I guess that unless I catch her she never really cheated anyway.
Both me and the other guy are a bit curious about her latest half alien baby though...
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I grew up in very limited surroundings on a rather secluded island. There were no televisions, movies, or Internet access and the only books we had to read were the old classics. But we did have everything we really needed and were happy enough. Until I came to the Big City I had never seen a pizza, a pool table, nor a violin before. Yet the first time I stood in front of a pizza oven I knew exactly what to do (even if the first few dough tossing attempts did stick to the ceiling), the first time I saw a pool table I knew which way to hold the cue stick and what the rules of the game were, and the first time I picked up a violin I knew which way to hold it and what the bow was for. All of these things came to me as naturally as holding a baby properly without needing to be shown how. It's as if I acquired all of this knowledge digitally, through some kind of innate programming or something.
I don't feel so good, some of those grocery store quality herbs I've been eating must have been bad. I'll just munch on this grocery store quality sweetgrass, that should make everything better again.
My water broke! I may have left things a bit last minute, but would really like to go to the hospital now. It's great that you want to go with me, but that's okay. I'll just hail a cab to the subway station, then peddle my bicycle uphill the rest of the way on the other end. See you there.
NRaas has moved!
Our new site is at http://nraas.net
Nawww. Just reset yourself and you’ll be free. Of course getting back into bed tonight might very well be a problem if someone doesn’t move the book.
Well goshdarnit, my son is standing in front of the fridge and I can’t get my piece of key lime pie. Guess I’ll go stand in front of the dishwasher and annoy my wife (who’s trying to put dishes in) until my son decides to move.
I’m confused and getting old. I forgot what it was I was supposed to be doing. Why am I back where I started from and dude, where’s my car?
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
"All my life I feel like there's been something wrong with my brain Doctor...but every CT Scan I get shows my brain is functioning normally. Like, I'll set my mind on doing something like cooking a meal, but then I instantly forget what I was doing and find myself tending the garden. Then I'll have another thought like, 'I would like to finish the painting I started,' but then I instantly forget that and find myself going to clean the toilet! I mean, isn't that strange?"
I feel like I'm being controlled by an unknown force. Like I have no ability to think and do things on my own, you know? What is wrong with me? Doctor PLEASE tell me what is wrong with me!?"
Sounds like something that could actually happen XD
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What a weird half hour.
They need a divorce.
._.
Nature vs nurture whom?