Let me explain! I’m a vampire and I realized the person they were giving it to was an evil vampire wanting to rule the world. So I had to take his blood bags.
I just went up to a random guy I didn’t know and kissed him
Let me explain! You have the saltiness of the chips balancing out the sweetness of the pudding! Plus you can make tiny sandwiches out of chips and pudding!
I stick my head in the freezer for at least an hour a week.
Let me explain, the light hurts my eyes when they have to adjust, and seeing as there’s enough light coming in there because of the moon and street lights, I don’t see a need to turn it on
I sometimes like to share my poo with random strangers on the street
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I ate all of the good flavors of skittles, and put the rest back
I just donated blood,stole it back, and then drank the bloodbag
I eat worms for breakfast.
I just went up to a random guy I didn’t know and kissed him
I like to swim in my neighbor's pool at night.
Sorry I skipped over yours it didn’t show it when I got on I’ll do it now...
I live in the jungle and I’m out of food and these are easy to get to
I run around pantless at the park every evening
Let me explain, they hired me clean their pool, but I kinda like pretending I'm a hippo so I swim around and eat the leaves
Let me explain, the breeze feels really good
All the furniture in my house is frog shaped
Chocolate pudding is best eaten with potato chips.
I stick my head in the freezer for at least an hour a week.
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I never turn on the bathroom light at night when I use it.
I sometimes like to share my poo with random strangers on the street
I like to smear bird poop in my hair.
I am soulless
I decided to act like a chicken for a whole day today
Today I strangled my Grandma’s goat
I sit on the toilet everyday for 6 hours straight
I only blink 30 times a day.
I went on a date with a zombie.
My cat is insane.
I have small knives for my teeth.
I eat human children.
It's a lot of fun!
I have a habit of breaking people’s noses as they walk by
I woke up late for work.
I stole a kid's candy floss at the theme park
I pooped in my grandmas kitchen sink