Let me explain! My eyebrows are basically invisible! The hair is to blond and it blends in with my skin. Now people won’t think I shaved off my eyebrows
let me explain, I was hallucinating/on "tea leaves" at the time and believed the friend to be a snarling monster with sharp tusks the size of its own head, who just would not stop singing "I'm just wild about Mary".
I went to Zimbabwe, ate my own foot, an returned home afraid of the ground.
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I danced with a Yeti.
Yesterday, I wore shoes on my hands.
I draw on people with pens.
My hobby is throwing dolphins across rolms
I like to stomp on cake in the morning.
I smear black paint over my eyebrows every day.
I jump on my great grandpas stomach
I ate my garden gnomes.
I ate my band leader alive
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
I slap my face with cheese every morning.
I just dropped my orange in the gutter and now I'm sobbing hysterically, unable to stop, in the fetal position at the side of the road.
I pushed my friend out of a plane.
I went to Zimbabwe, ate my own foot, an returned home afraid of the ground.
Me: Ok that's valid.
I talk to dead people.
I ran towards the taco stand that was on fire.
Origin ID: BadArkane
I take 10 mins to tie my shoes.
I eat a bowl of bee imagoes every day
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
I haven't drank water in a week
I try to stick my head in the ground as far as I can
I have teapot full of butter.
there's a purple goo coming out of my sink
My dog is smelling his butt
I eat ants every morning.
I came home late with lipstick on my collar.
I sleep every 3 hours.