To play this game, each simmer will post a funny/strange/scary etc situation and the simmer below them will have to try justify it.
Example
Simmer1: I trained my cat to sneak into my elderly neighbor's house and take things.
Simmer2: Let me explain! My neighbor stole a priceless family heirloom ring from me and I'm trying to get it back.
I have Bigfoot tied up in my basement.
Simmer3: Let me explain! I have Bigfoot tied up in my basement because...
Got it? Good! I'll start us off...
I have Bigfoot tied up in my basement.
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Let me explain, I realized bigfoot was a real sweetheart so I had to tie him up in my basement to keep him safe from the FBI.
I hit grandma on the head.
I keep creepy gnomes on the front lawn.
I took a pair of pajamas out of someone's unattended shopping cart.
I set my boss' house on fire and bragged about it on Facebook.
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I go around people's gardens and steal their flowers.
I pour mustard on random peoples food when they aren't looking
I meowed at the succulents at the gardening/plant store.
I ate all the bacon... Even the raw slices...
I threw my cat out the window last night.
Sometimes I talk to cars...and they talk back.
Sometimes I like to put a towel on my head and imagine I have long straight hair.
I just murdered someone
I stole a diamond.
It's a lot of fun!
I pooped my pants at the Oscar's.
I like eating people’s fingers when I’m bored
I don’t eat the last cookie in the jar.
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I put my pants on two legs at a time.
I give my baby sharpened pencils instead of pacifiers
I eat candy wrappers.
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I throw pebbles at people whom I don't like
I sprout plants all the time
One of my friends asked me if I wanted to go to the cinema with her, but I said no
I stole my neighbor's shoes.
I picked all the sesame seeds off the hamburger buns you just bought at the grocery store.