Instead of "the John", I call my toilet "the Jim". That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
I know you are getting these jokes from a website I read that one three days ago
Must be a great website, because the jokes are too funny.
I really hope you understand that I wasn't trying to be mean to @KleineMuff
I got that now. I didn't get why you had to point it out at first. It sounded to me like it was forbidden to take jokes from a website. But it's all good now
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
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For holding up a pair of pants.
Origin ID: BadArkane
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Must be a great website, because the jokes are too funny.
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I really hope you understand that I wasn't trying to be mean to @KleineMuff
I got that now. I didn't get why you had to point it out at first. It sounded to me like it was forbidden to take jokes from a website. But it's all good now
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Ha I like this one.
Origin ID: BadArkane
"Who's there?"
"The DOOR."
Terrible, I know. XD
A colli-flower.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who Nooo! Thanks I use Google.
A puddle.
Did you hear about that fire at the circus..
IT WAS IN TENTS
... he woke up.
Origin ID: BadArkane
What did the philosopher said to the light bulb? Brighten up!
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Princess Peach Rocks!