*me, having done absolutely nothing*: I've been good and deserve another pair of shoes.
This is me but with McDonald's. 🤣
I thought you wanted abs?
I know... so I had to resist the McDonald's... But how it goes is usually like:
Me, does 50 situps: I'm one step closer to my abs. Now, I shall get McDonald's... Just one McFlurrryyyy....
Me: ...
Me: NO, YOU FAT.
Me: Okay.... I shall go draw now...
*me, having done absolutely nothing*: I've been good and deserve another pair of shoes.
This is me but with McDonald's. 🤣
I thought you wanted abs?
I know... so I had to resist the McDonald's... But how it goes is usually like:
Me, does 50 situps: I'm one step closer to my abs. Now, I shall get McDonald's... Just one McFlurrryyyy....
Me: ...
Me: NO, YOU FAT.
Me: Okay.... I shall go draw now...
Ugh, why do people even eat soft serve anyway? And no, I'm not biased just cuz it makes me sick.
*me, having done absolutely nothing*: I've been good and deserve another pair of shoes.
This is me but with McDonald's. 🤣
I thought you wanted abs?
I know... so I had to resist the McDonald's... But how it goes is usually like:
Me, does 50 situps: I'm one step closer to my abs. Now, I shall get McDonald's... Just one McFlurrryyyy....
Me: ...
Me: NO, YOU FAT.
Me: Okay.... I shall go draw now...
Ugh, why do people even eat soft serve anyway? And no, I'm not biased just cuz it makes me sick.
Well, cuz it doesn't make me sick. And the different chunky stuff they have in it are always so fun. How can I say no to that? They have one going on now with KitKat bits in it. >.<
I do prefer non soft serve ice cream more tho... but I'll give McFlurries an exception.
Every time I have to spell my name out on the phone and people can't hear me cuz of my horrible mumbly deep voice...
Me: D-H-A...
Person: Dha....
Me: B-I... *Trying so hard to pronounce the 'B' cuz I know they always end up hearing it as a 'V'*
Person: V...i...
Probably some other person: D...i...
Another noob: T...i...?
Me:
*me, having done absolutely nothing*: I've been good and deserve another pair of shoes.
This is me but with McDonald's. 🤣
I thought you wanted abs?
I know... so I had to resist the McDonald's... But how it goes is usually like:
Me, does 50 situps: I'm one step closer to my abs. Now, I shall get McDonald's... Just one McFlurrryyyy....
Me: ...
Me: NO, YOU FAT.
Me: Okay.... I shall go draw now...
Ugh, why do people even eat soft serve anyway? And no, I'm not biased just cuz it makes me sick.
That’s unfortunate that soft serve makes you sick. I quite like it.
I can't even remember what happened two days ago, how am i gonna trust my memory
Actually you know what, i have both a great and terrible memory. I can remember an intricate story about a panda if you told me, but all of last month? idk man
Every time I have to spell my name out on the phone and people can't hear me cuz of my horrible mumbly deep voice...
Me: D-H-A...
Person: Dha....
Me: B-I... *Trying so hard to pronounce the 'B' cuz I know they always end up hearing it as a 'V'*
Person: V...i...
Probably some other person: D...i...
Another noob: T...i...?
Me:
I'm about to going on a killing spree. Can someone tell me how to copy text without having it turn into a link or size 24 Bold Font on a computer please?
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I hate how i am the exact opposite of this
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Yo, I'm still a depressed mess. I just buy things to try and fill the void.
mood
I got a friend today
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An excellent friend.
I know... so I had to resist the McDonald's... But how it goes is usually like:
Me, does 50 situps: I'm one step closer to my abs. Now, I shall get McDonald's... Just one McFlurrryyyy....
Me: ...
Me: NO, YOU FAT.
Me: Okay.... I shall go draw now...
Ugh, why do people even eat soft serve anyway? And no, I'm not biased just cuz it makes me sick.
Well, cuz it doesn't make me sick. And the different chunky stuff they have in it are always so fun. How can I say no to that? They have one going on now with KitKat bits in it. >.<
I do prefer non soft serve ice cream more tho... but I'll give McFlurries an exception.
Umm, I guess so? Though I tend to remember the bad things and only a few occasional good things.
Me: D-H-A...
Person: Dha....
Me: B-I... *Trying so hard to pronounce the 'B' cuz I know they always end up hearing it as a 'V'*
Person: V...i...
Probably some other person: D...i...
Another noob: T...i...?
Me:
That’s unfortunate that soft serve makes you sick. I quite like it.
Actually you know what, i have both a great and terrible memory. I can remember an intricate story about a panda if you told me, but all of last month? idk man
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It worked! hallelujah! 😭
Tell me about it. I have a lisp
No. My memory is not really that great. Don't ask for my help with identifying a bank robber's face.
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Good at his job.
I ended up getting the fly outside. I appreciate his help though. Good kitty
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Cleo always gets mad if I kill the fly first before her. XD
Whys is this totally what I would expect of her though?
Cuz she's a sassy competitive one just like her owner. 😂
True.
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Why are you becoming more and more like Lyric now? 😂
join the sad club
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