I went in a store. I asked where I could find a place to wee... Turns out they didn't understand and directed me to the wii section.
I have another:
I wanted to buy an Xbox from the shop. They handed me a box of eggs and said 'enjoy the eggs box' when I wanted an Xbox.
And another:
I went to the shop. I asked where I could buy a station I could use to play. They directed me to the playstation isle. I didn't want a console, I innocently wanted play equipment.
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Yours definitely funny, the Xbox one gets me every time xD Probably the worst one I know is: What do you get if you take the venom out of a snake? A belt
Yours definitely funny, the Xbox one gets me every time xD
Probably the worst one I know is: What do you get if you take the venom out of a snake? A belt
I pretty much love consoles. Bonus jokes:
I went to the store and asked for a 3d. I wanted a 3ds and they charged me for a 3d TV! Turned out they didn't get it...
I went to the store and asked for some pass p when before I got a chance to finish, they handed me the playatation portable. I wanted a pass port not a psp!
I asked for a revolutionary outer space vista of all consoles. They gave me a psvi(s)ta when really I wanted a gaming PC with the magical vista I'd seen on TV. The ads said it was magic.
I don't think anyone will ge the last one but eh it's ok I suppose. It's basicly mixing them old vista ads with the new psvita. It works well when i explain it but otherwise the joke looks like I typed the wrong one.
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I went in a store. I asked where I could find a place to wee... Turns out they didn't understand and directed me to the wii section.
I have another:
I wanted to buy an Xbox from the shop. They handed me a box of eggs and said 'enjoy the eggs box' when I wanted an Xbox.
And another:
I went to the shop. I asked where I could buy a station I could use to play. They directed me to the playstation isle. I didn't want a console, I innocently wanted play equipment.
My blog: ning's backlog
Don't forget the forum rules are on the forum- go find 'em!
Probably the worst one I know is: What do you get if you take the venom out of a snake? A belt
I pretty much love consoles. Bonus jokes:
I went to the store and asked for a 3d. I wanted a 3ds and they charged me for a 3d TV! Turned out they didn't get it...
I went to the store and asked for some pass p when before I got a chance to finish, they handed me the playatation portable. I wanted a pass port not a psp!
I asked for a revolutionary outer space vista of all consoles. They gave me a psvi(s)ta when really I wanted a gaming PC with the magical vista I'd seen on TV. The ads said it was magic.
I don't think anyone will ge the last one but eh it's ok I suppose. It's basicly mixing them old vista ads with the new psvita. It works well when i explain it but otherwise the joke looks like I typed the wrong one.
My blog: ning's backlog
Don't forget the forum rules are on the forum- go find 'em!
One is USA and the other is USB.
Two Parrots sat on a perch, One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
Thats the only cringe worthy One-liners i know. XD